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Well if your for real, prove it 2007-10-02 22:00:03 Reply

Look there are many basic questions a Cristion should be able to answer. For ex. where is heaven. So go to GODISIMAGINARY.COM
This is an actual request. Prove them wrong, if you can.

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Response to Well if your for real, prove it 2007-10-02 22:01:00 Reply

You spelled christian wrong, therefore, you instantly lose.


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Response to Well if your for real, prove it 2007-10-02 22:02:13 Reply

"Cristion"?!?


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Response to Well if your for real, prove it 2007-10-02 22:02:47 Reply

whats a Cristion?

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Response to Well if your for real, prove it 2007-10-02 22:03:00 Reply

this is how im for real, I KEEPS IT REAL!!!
When keeping it real goes wrong


Indeed I still love you...

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Response to Well if your for real, prove it 2007-10-02 22:03:10 Reply

I THINK THEREFORE I AM.

Didn't bother to read your post after seeing the mis-spelling of "Christian". Only read title.

wake up sheeple

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Response to Well if your for real, prove it 2007-10-02 22:03:18 Reply

At 10/2/07 10:02 PM, X-Gary-Gigax-X wrote: "Cristion"?!?

It's an obscure religion involving the worship of Rice Krispies.

It's actually spelled Krisption.

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Response to Well if your for real, prove it 2007-10-02 22:03:22 Reply

At 10/2/07 10:00 PM, drumerboi wrote: Look there are many basic questions a Cristion should be able to answer.

Whoa just because someones named Cristion you want them to discuss theology with you? Thats fucked up.


I AM FUNNY AND ORIGINAL,AND TYPING IT IN ALL CAPS PROVES IT!

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Response to Well if your for real, prove it 2007-10-02 22:03:58 Reply

why would i do that when i can bust you spelling Christian wrong and typing and entire sentence in capital letters

instant lose
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Response to Well if your for real, prove it 2007-10-02 22:04:05 Reply

Yeah, there are always people trying to be mor than they are. I met one person on a forum who calimed she was Hannah Montana.


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Response to Well if your for real, prove it 2007-10-02 22:04:35 Reply

You mispelled Christion but I dont care, Im cathelic mofo! Also the only thing keep me from being an atheist is my horrible fear of hell


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Response to Well if your for real, prove it 2007-10-02 22:05:01 Reply

God puts his pants on just like the rest of us.

One leg at a time.

But once his pants are one, he makes gold records.

I'm not Christian.
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Response to Well if your for real, prove it 2007-10-02 22:06:00 Reply

Oh my god! Are you telling me that aliens from the planet Cristion are coming to enslave us all!?


Did you hear what I said? It gives you a boner!

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Response to Well if your for real, prove it 2007-10-02 22:07:04 Reply

At 10/2/07 10:03 PM, Shadow4102 wrote: this is how im for real, I KEEPS IT REAL!!!
When keeping it real goes wrong

although technically that wasn't keeping it real


Indeed I still love you...

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Response to Well if your for real, prove it 2007-10-02 22:10:43 Reply

At 10/2/07 10:04 PM, Cericon wrote: You mispelled Christion

Hahahahahahahaha. It's spelled Christian.


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Response to Well if your for real, prove it 2007-10-02 22:14:13 Reply

A Cristion eh? That sounds like a flaky, butttery pastry .


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Response to Well if your for real, prove it 2007-10-02 22:14:59 Reply

At 10/2/07 10:10 PM, LordZeebmork wrote:
At 10/2/07 10:04 PM, Cericon wrote: You mispelled Christion
Hahahahahahahaha. It's spelled Christian.

I did it on purpose


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Response to Well if your for real, prove it 2007-10-02 22:19:11 Reply

At 10/2/07 10:00 PM, drumerboi wrote: Look there are many basic questions a Cristion...

LMAO it took me so long to figure out were trying to say. I had no idea what the hell you were talking about at all.


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Response to Well if your for real, prove it 2007-10-02 22:21:23 Reply

At 10/2/07 10:14 PM, Cericon wrote:
At 10/2/07 10:10 PM, LordZeebmork wrote:
At 10/2/07 10:04 PM, Cericon wrote: You mispelled Christion
Hahahahahahahaha. It's spelled Christian.
I did it on purpose

Suuuuure ya did...

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Response to Well if your for real, prove it 2007-10-02 22:24:08 Reply

At 10/2/07 10:21 PM, r1XX0r wrote:
At 10/2/07 10:14 PM, Cericon wrote:
At 10/2/07 10:10 PM, LordZeebmork wrote:
At 10/2/07 10:04 PM, Cericon wrote: You mispelled Christion
Hahahahahahahaha. It's spelled Christian.
I did it on purpose
Suuuuure ya did...

Sir, your under arrest, hey are you resisiting??? Tase him!! (Tases you)


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Response to Well if your for real, prove it 2007-10-02 22:24:41 Reply

It's called fucking faith for a reason.
You can't prove it, but you believe in it.
I can't prove God is real. But I believe he is.


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Response to Well if your for real, prove it 2007-10-02 22:24:59 Reply

i think it has something to do with the cream filling..

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Response to Well if your for real, prove it 2007-10-02 22:26:27 Reply

I think arcade fire answered your first question...
"..Heaven is only in my head..."


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Response to Well if your for real, prove it 2007-10-02 22:27:25 Reply

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Response to Well if your for real, prove it 2007-10-02 22:32:26 Reply

Why would I want to prove an atheist wrong... I mean I hope they get reincarnated as a tree... because I will go into that forest find that "reincarnated atheist" chop down that tree... and print the Bible on that biznatch. Pwnt TY Dane Cook.


Fuck that shit...

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Response to Well if your for real, prove it 2007-10-02 22:34:35 Reply

How do I Cristion?

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Response to Well if your for real, prove it 2007-10-02 22:35:39 Reply

At 10/2/07 10:04 PM, Cericon wrote: You mispelled Christion but I dont care, Im cathelic mofo! Also the only thing keep me from being an atheist is my horrible fear of hell

It's Catholic.

I looked around the site, it was kinda interesting, but no one is going to prove anything. Both Christians and Atheists are rediculously stubborn, and no one will give up on converting the other.


DD <3 CP

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Response to Well if your for real, prove it 2007-10-04 21:37:14 Reply

yes i spelt it "cristion" for a reason. inside joke, just go with it.