Has anyone tried Viagra before? Its fucking wierd like.
Well i went out on the lash at about 1600 the otherday, was on a minor spending spree before hand buying all the non essential essentials needed when embarking on a 4-5month exile at sea.
Met up with some old mates and the bev started flowing quite rapidly. Out of the blue (get the pun????) my mate produced a sleeve of wee blue pills. Not exactly sure what our fuckwitted logic was but taking them seemed to make perfect sense. Its not an illegal substance and so my random drug tests wont be harmed.
At this point id love to be "all crazy and shit cuz" and say I misread the label saying "take 40 minutes before sex" as saying "Take 40, minutes before sex" how amusing that would have been.
Something is seriously lost in the translation. You dont get a baby's fist clenching an apple just by taking the pill. You need some sort of stimulous. Sitting in the beer garden of some shite pub with very little fanny around was not adequate.
Instead it felt like I was being held upside down by my ankles. The blood rushed to my head and I was fairly certain the blood would be coming out my nose at any moment. My friends had similar experiences bar one who amassed a raging hardon (we now suspect he's a shirtlifter). Eventually I had a nose bleed and felt oddly relieved that my head wasnt going to simply explode.
Not that anyone on NG is in need of viagra, aside from the middle aged paedophiles that are pretending to be young girls. But I have to warn you, dont do it in public. Do it when your hole is guarenteed. Mixing it with alcohol is not the greatest idea and at least have a waz mag handy for the required stimulous.
"Take viagra" is another tick of my list of things to do before I die.
