Longest Equation Ever

[Hebacheba]

Okay, I'm an eighth grader in a tenth grade math class (yeah, I'm a nerd), and a few days ago I wrote the longest equation I've ever written. I know you guys are dieing to see it by now.

I had to find the surface area of a cylindrical house with a cone roof by knowing just the floor's base and the hight of the cone and cylinder.

49+((sr(49/pi))*2*pi*3)+((1/3)*(sr(49/pi ))*2*pi*1.7)

sr=square root

[McFooFa]

The answer is vanilla pudding.

[Workhell]

*head explodes*

[CefyJr]

pfft. Easy.

[Absolutelynothing]

At 10/1/07 10:56 PM, McFooFa wrote: The answer is vanilla pudding.

You've just one a million dollars! YAY!

[KipptheCool]

I don't know what the question is, but the answer is definitely sex!

[DrHood]

Oh, wow. Adding, multiplying, AND dividing. You're on your way to greatness.

[Brownie210]

That's the easy stuff.

However, if you understand the basics of Algebra and Geometry you can pretty much handle anything in Calculus or Trigonometry. The problem is, a lot of schools screw kids out of learning the basics by moving them along too fast.

If someone had trouble in Algebra and never received proper help, they'll be entirely screwed when it comes time for anything in late High School and all of College. Of course, they just need to work harder, but that may just discourage them to keep trying.

[Absolutelynothing]

At 10/1/07 10:56 PM, Hebacheba wrote: 49+((sr(49/pi))*2*pi*3)+((1/3)*(sr(49/pi ))*2*pi*1.7)

"Is this one of those virus emails?! Like the kind that moms and offshore casinos send you?!?"

[UltraPulse]

English class. It's "dying".

[UltraPulse]

At 10/1/07 11:04 PM, Fleek wrote: Nobody cares about your math shit, you fucking nerd.

FIX'D.

Also STFU.

[Hebacheba]

At 10/1/07 11:04 PM, Fleek wrote: nobody cares about your math shit you fucking nerd

Well from the posts in this thread I reckon you're a liar.

[beeryayghost]

He just wants us to do his homework! D:

[Hebacheba]

At 10/1/07 11:14 PM, LastSpartan wrote: For that I got 137.5 units (to 1 decimal place)

Am I correct?

That's what I got.

[reality-check7]

At 10/1/07 10:56 PM, Hebacheba wrote: Okay, I'm an eighth grader in a tenth grade math class (yeah, I'm a nerd), and a few days ago I wrote the longest equation I've ever written. I know you guys are dieing to see it by now.

I had to find the surface area of a cylindrical house with a cone roof by knowing just the floor's base and the hight of the cone and cylinder.

49+((sr(49/pi))*2*pi*3)+((1/3)*(sr(49/pi ))*2*pi*1.7)

sr=square root

That's definately not tenth grade math.
That's geometry. Which is what most eigth graders take.

You're either a liar, or you've got some dumb tenth graders at your school.

[W35]

pi is exactly 3!

[Brownie210]

At 10/1/07 11:12 PM, Fleek wrote: well then this site is gayer than i thought

It took you half of a year to figure that out?

[Hipoy]

GOOGLE KNOWS ABSOULUTLY EVERYTHING!

The proof, you ask?
http://www.google.com.au/search?hl=en&cl ient=firefox-a&channel=s&rls=org.mozilla %3Aen-US%3Aofficial&hs=VXD&q=49%2B%28%28 sqrt%2849%2Fpi%29%29*2*pi*3%29%2B%28%281 %2F3%29*%28sqrt%2849%2Fpi+%29%29*2*pi*1.
7%29&btnG=Search&meta=

[scottmale24]

For my homework tonight I had to do (but didn't, because I don't do homework) about thirty of these exponent problems.

[(-3ab^-2)^2](2a^-1)
_________________

12(a^-2)b

The long line means it's a fraction.

[Hebacheba]

At 10/1/07 11:16 PM, reality-check7 wrote: That's definately not tenth grade math.
That's geometry. Which is what most eigth graders take.

You're either a liar, or you've got some dumb tenth graders at your school.

Well the class is called Algeo II (Algebra + Geometry) and we're just doing surface area and volume at the moment. Before this we were doing Trigonometry and

[Hipoy]

At 10/1/07 11:21 PM, Hipoy wrote: GOOGLE KNOWS ABSOULUTLY EVERYTHING!

The proof, you ask?
http://www.google.com.au/search?hl=en&cl ient=firefox-a&channel=s&rls=org.mozilla %3Aen-US%3Aofficial&hs=VXD&q=49%2B%28%28 sqrt%2849%2Fpi%29%29*2*pi*3%29%2B%28%281 %2F3%29*%28sqrt%2849%2Fpi+%29%29*2*pi*1.
7%29&btnG=Search&meta=

sorry to double post, but the link dodn't work properly. make sure you copy the whol thing, or just goole search
49+((sqrt(49/pi))*2*pi*3)+((1/3)*(sqrt(4 9/pi ))*2*pi*1.7)

[Brownie210]

At 10/1/07 11:21 PM, scottmale24 wrote: The long line means it's a fraction.

It obviously means that they're segregating negative and positive exponents. The racists won't let Negs in the denominator, don't you know....

[scottmale24]

At 10/1/07 11:25 PM, Brownie210 wrote: It obviously means that they're segregating negative and positive exponents. The racists won't let Negs in the denominator, don't you know....

I hate those Neggers.

[tydyedsmiley]

At 10/1/07 11:01 PM, Brownie210 wrote: That's the easy stuff.

However, if you understand the basics of Algebra and Geometry you can pretty much handle anything in Calculus or Trigonometry. The problem is, a lot of schools screw kids out of learning the basics by moving them along too fast.

you has 2 man werdz and j00 makey my brain hurtzzz

[reality-check7]

At 10/1/07 11:21 PM, scottmale24 wrote: For my homework tonight I had to do (but didn't, because I don't do homework) about thirty of these exponent problems.

[(-3ab^-2)^2](2a^-1)
_________________

12(a^-2)b

The long line means it's a fraction.

3a^3
_____
ab^3

There. Now you've got a 3% on your homework.

[tydyedsmiley]

49+((sr(49/pi))*2*pi*3)+((1/3)*(sr(49/pi ))*2*pi*1.7)

the answer is 97!+32^2+766^POTATO

see?

[Brownie210]

At 10/1/07 11:31 PM, reality-check7 wrote: There. Now you've got a 3% on your homework.

Sure chased them Neggers from that fraction. Powerful.

[Hebacheba]

At 10/1/07 11:33 PM, tydyedsmiley wrote:

49+((sr(49/pi))*2*pi*3)+((1/3)*(sr(49/pi ))*2*pi*1.7)

the answer is 97!+32^2+766^POTATO

see?

So then simplified even further it would be this?

[W0oJ0o]

thats nothing, i learned that in 8th grade too, its 10th grade math as in only dumb or lazyasses take the class in 10th grade.

I learned delta epsilon stuff in the 10th grade last year. The solving is ALOT longer than any of your puny calculator equations.

For example, have an equation like:

Prove that the in the limit as X approaches two, (3x-1) = 5

solution (yes writing in math):

For all epsilon greater than zero, there exists [S] <-(actually a greek symbol similar to S) such that if 0 less than the absolute value of (x-2) is less than [s], then the absolute value of (3x-1)-5 is less than epsilon...

Im not gonna solve out the whole thing cuz it ends up being a lot of work where you must improvise equations to finally get [S] and stuff, it takes up half a page on paper and ends with you writing:

therfore the statement of the limit as X approaches two, (3x-1) = 5, is true.

[Corky-D]

Thank you all for making me feel even more stupid.