how to win an argument

[bigjonny13]

so today in class my friend decided to piss off our other friend by sending her a note (across the class) that said "stop bothering him from his work" (him meaning her boyfriend)
so she got the note, and sent it back to my friend, and it said "suck my balls"
so i was like, wtf, thats ghey
so i sent the note back to her saying "cock joke ftw"
and she had no comeback to that, and her bf started pissing himself
therefore i win

cock joke ftw

[DBM]

At 10/1/07 04:35 PM, big-jonny-13 wrote:

so she got the note, and sent it back to my friend, and it said "suck my balls"

so i was like, wtf, thats ghey
so i sent the note back to her saying "cock joke ftw"
and she had no comeback to that, and her bf started pissing himself
therefore i win

No wrong it's suppose to say Va J-J joke FTW!

[Jon]

Hahaha, I'll try that tomorrow.

[fuzzies]

that's not winning an arugement. that's just being stupid and the girl thinking you're stupid as shit because she has no idea what you just said.

[JayTheWiz]

At 10/1/07 04:35 PM, big-jonny-13 wrote:

so she got the note, and sent it back to my friend, and it said "suck my balls"
so i was like, wtf, thats ghey
so i sent the note back to her saying "cock joke ftw"
and she had no comeback to that, and her bf started pissing himself
therefore i win

cock joke ftw

no your supposed to say "you have a cock?"

[bigjonny13]

1) i did ask her if that means she has a cock
and
2) she admitted that she had no comeback, and i said that i win, and she agreed

[The-evil-bucket]

I can see it now.

Boss (At meeting): "So we have to decide which programming program to use."
Idiot: "I suggest we use the Apple programs, because I'm more comfortable with them."
Me: "The standard 2007 Microsoft program is more compatible with out systems. If we use Apple programs, we might have to spend months reworking our setup."
Idiot: "It'll be worth it in the long run."
Me: "Cock joke FTW."

[JayTheWiz]

At 10/1/07 05:11 PM, big-jonny-13 wrote: 1) i did ask her if that means she has a cock
and
2) she admitted that she had no comeback, and i said that i win, and she agreed

my fault read it wrong.

[TheRipper00]

Guy: Your a fuck head
Me: BANG!
Guy: ...Did you just make a gun sound?
Me: No i just fucked your girlfriend whist your mother tossed my salad.
Guy: What the fuck are you talking about?
Me: Cock joke
Guy: What?
Me: (pulls out .45 and puts 4 rounds in his balls.) That Bitch

[jnco9909]

You have some awsome skills there.

[codinh91]

i think this is a crappy thread. but i'm not sure.

[peeetah]

Pity laugh FTW!

[Joshiwa]

No, the way you win is by telling them that there not going to your birthday party

[Serbian-terrorist]

At 10/1/07 04:35 PM, big-jonny-13 wrote: so i sent the note back to her saying "cock joke ftw"

I thought that u r going to put "grab his cock", but I guess this did the job as well..

[bigjonny13]

At 10/1/07 05:23 PM, codinh91 wrote: i think this is a crappy thread. but i'm not sure.

cock jokes are never crappy threads

[Infernalz]

yes cock jokes always win arguments!

[HomoeroticLoveChild]

At 10/1/07 04:35 PM, big-jonny-13 wrote: so today in class my friend decided to piss off our other friend by sending her a note (across the class) that said "stop bothering him from his work" (him meaning her boyfriend)
so she got the note, and sent it back to my friend, and it said "suck my balls"
so i was like, wtf, thats ghey
so i sent the note back to her saying "cock joke ftw"
and she had no comeback to that, and her bf started pissing himself
therefore i win

cock

OMG what a heated argument, i mean you just schooled her

:sarcasm ftw.....................................
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