"Girl help"!

[Seriana]

The btich dosen't like you, or want to have sex with you.
She had sex with all of your friends.
She's a slut, and has HIV/AIDS/Chlymdia/Syphillis/herpes/crabs
You'll never be more than a friend.
If you're trying to pick between two girls, they're obviously fucking with your head. They don't want you, they just think you're funny because you're a stupid horny shit.
And in the unlikely event you already had sex with her, she'll either turn lesbian or kill herself.

Now please stop making these stupidass topics.

[He-Who-Never-Was]

At 9/28/07 10:04 PM, DragonsGrief wrote: Now please stop making these stupidass topics.

Oh yes master of the....wait...who?

[InsertFunnyUserName]

The funny thing is that people actually think Newgrounds regulars have social lives.

[Doom-Fan]

Thank you.

[flaws]

At 9/28/07 10:04 PM, DragonsGrief wrote: Now please stop making these stupidass topics.

Sorry, but complaining about complaining is instant fail.

[Gagsy]

have you tried men?

[Seriana]

At 9/28/07 10:07 PM, Gagsy wrote: have you tried men?

I thought I established I was gay somewhere around my 200th post here.

[He-Who-Never-Was]

At 9/28/07 10:07 PM, Gagsy wrote: have you tried men?

Women with strap-ons or transsexuals work?

[bigjonny13]

My name is George. I'm unemployed and I live with my parents.

[Gagsy]

At 9/28/07 10:07 PM, DragonsGrief wrote:

I thought I established I was gay somewhere around my 200th post here.

I wouldn't know, I don't stalk you.

At least you've solved your own woman problems >=o

[silverhammer522]

At 9/28/07 10:05 PM, InsertFunnyUserName wrote: The funny thing is that people actually think Newgrounds regulars have social lives.

It's just a stereotype really... some of us really do.

[Trambamboline]

Man you are pissed at those threads, huh?

[Hellian00]

Thanks. I really appreciate it.

</sarcasm>

[Cooldsunshine]

GTFO

Theses topics are very etertaining! What do you want to talk about instead, faggy boy?

[Seriana]

At 9/28/07 10:30 PM, Cooldsunshine wrote: GTFO

Hahaha, hahahaha.

Theses topics are very etertaining! What do you want to talk about instead, faggy boy?

Why not something interesting, something that excludes you.

[CarChaseCityMan]

At 9/28/07 10:04 PM, DragonsGrief wrote: Now please stop making these stupidass topics.

But who will we make fun of? WHO I ASK YOU!!!

Newgrounds is made up of cock jokes. How do you expect us to make one with THESE CIRCUMSTANCES!!!!

[Prinzy2]

I like topics about girls and stuff. Makes feel good to give advice, because I find it hard to post in other topics like 'mac vs. linux vs. pc' or whatever. I'm not into anime, pokemon, and all those mmrpg type stuff. I like debates, but the political forum just goes in circles, which is why I go on the general now. There arn't a lot of things that I can relate to here; girls seem to be the only common thing, but I like the fact I can have a converse with people. I've never seen a thread about flying or sports or anything else that really interests me.

[catman03]

yeah i've been on here long enough to know that asking newgrounds for help with a relationship is the worst possible thing you can do...plus how pathetic must you be if you need to ask people who are always yelling "COCK JOKE!" for help?

[zyzy]

At 9/28/07 10:31 PM, DragonsGrief wrote:

At 9/28/07 10:30 PM, Cooldsunshine wrote: GTFO

Hahaha, hahahaha.

Theses topics are very etertaining! What do you want to talk about instead, faggy boy?

Why not something interesting, something that excludes you.

You don't find any humor in a desperate social struggling teen getting advice from other desperate social struggling teens?. I find it quite entertaining from the humiliating irony caste about the entire BBS spewing needless information to subdue a sexually influenced generation of morons endless search to find a life which in time the user figures his Inevitable failure has already set in like a blood stain on a white wall.

[Brick-top]

At 9/28/07 10:05 PM, InsertFunnyUserName wrote: The funny thing is that people actually think Newgrounds regulars have social lives.

I have a social life! I like totally went outside.....two months ago lol

[zyzy]

At 9/28/07 10:49 PM, Brick-top wrote:

At 9/28/07 10:05 PM, InsertFunnyUserName wrote: The funny thing is that people actually think Newgrounds regulars have social lives.

I have a social life! I like totally went outside.....two months ago lol

Too bad your humor Hasn't progressed as much as your social life ...ohhhhh

Kwhat!?!?

[Armerad]

At 9/28/07 10:05 PM, InsertFunnyUserName wrote: The funny thing is that people actually think Newgrounds regulars have social lives.

LOL hilarious....wutya smokin....

seriously though i have a life (giggidy giggidy aright!)

[AniMetal]

What the fuck are you talking about?!

[Seriana]

At 9/28/07 10:56 PM, NickDaPwner wrote: Remember Nick's golden rule:
If you are gei you are newb

and who the fuck are you

[WilliWowza]

Haha, as if I talk to girls.

[awesty]

I actually find those threads funny.