getting stabbed sucks

[Juranomo]

today something really stupid happened to me. me,my borther, and my cousins were jokeing around and haveing a good time when one of them decided to start playing with a knife. he was like "dude can i stab you?" andin a sarcastic voice i said "sure why not?" he then proceeded to thrust the knife in my direction jokeingly. e was stabbing my wallet in my pocket i moved a little and he accidently stabbed my thigh. it was a pretty gnarly wound was only about an inch deep though but it hurt pretty bad. i was laughing though i was pretty suprised he actually stabbed me. I was bleeding pretty bad and i took off my shirt and tied it around the wound while my brother ran in the house and got my dad who came out and looked at it (my dads in the army). He went back in the house and then about a minute later came out with a blow torch and his pocket knife. he told me to sit down and told me to bit a rag that he handed me and told me to bite the rag he gave me. my cousins held my leg and i bit the rag and he did it, it was pretty savage hurt pretty bad. and know im sitting here with a bandaged knife wound and im typeing about it on newgrounds

[ohguck]

Sounds true faggot... very true... my god...

[W0oJ0o]

blow torch and pocket knife? so did he meld your skin together or soemthing?

[jackmorrison]

I couldn't read it due to lack of punctuation and capitol letters.

[Juranomo]

this is what he did

[UberKuri]

Did he stab each and everyone of your fingers so you can't type well?

[TailsPrower]

And that, kids, is why you should not play with knives! Especially when you are high or mentally impaired :)

[delta125]

dude i got a knife but i didnt get stabbed with it and im only 15 n e who i got a dart thrown at me by my sis and it got stuck in the back of my shoulder the entire dart tip was in the skin, in the flesh and in the bone

it FUKIN hurt soooo bad i could move my left arm for about a week or 2 lol bein stabbed is anoyin but

SHIT HAPPENS for a reason!.........................kinda!

[The-evil-bucket]

I don't believe you.

[TropicalPenquin]

Why didn't your dad just take you to a hospital?

[Sterance]

Styptic or even medical glue would have been better choices than holding a blowtorch to your leg wound. Better yet, this is what most sane people would do.

Burns are worse than getting stabbed.

[HeartbreakHoldout]

So, your family's fucking insane then?

[Zeromus]

At 9/28/07 03:28 AM, W0oJ0o wrote: blow torch and pocket knife? so did he meld your skin together or soemthing?

What is he a robot?

[Red]

Maybe now you can be just like 50 Cent and go make an album which expresses the woes and hardship of being an idiot.

[PlatinumWarrior]

Thanks for sharing.
NG shows no sympathy.

[Dekuboy]

Something like that happened to my grandfather... his friends dared him to run away as fast as he could while they would throw a knife at him. He did, and the knife went into the back part of his leg.

Which surprises me, because he used to be a pretty fast runner.

[googlerox]

coooooool!!! now i'll stab myself!