My balls always itch in the morning

[IThinkImDrunk]

Chronically.

Why?
Rarely at any other times of the day.
Just morning.
Am I alone?
I hope not......

[Sevkat]

They itch because the ejaculation you had before you fell asleep came to be, but you never scrath your balls, in fear of getting cum under your finger nails. The you sleep for 3 hours, go on the coputer, and ejaculate once again, go to bed for another 4 hours, wake up and scrath your nuts. And get cum under your nails.

[Duffi]

Shave them.

You'll thank me.

[Sevkat]

be bald.At 9/27/07 03:57 PM, Duffi wrote:

Shave them.

You'll thank me.

Yeah, but then they would still have no hair.

[samurai-skillz]

itchy balls in the morning is so no different then girls having itchy boobs in the morning, it happens

[AbsurdRandomness]

blame god because he's a faggot.

[AxE-crew]

thats weird i usally jack off before school

[Teh-David]

Crabs.

[Sevkat]

At 9/27/07 04:03 PM, AbsurdRandomness wrote: blame god because he's a faggot.

Well, Slayer is the band for you.

Wash your nuts occasionally it won't happen anymore.

[Knights]

Maybe it's the sweat that gets stuck on your pubes.

[SaintStudios]

It's because the Nuts Fairy rubs itching powder on your balls every night while you're asleep.

[AbsurdRandomness]

At 9/27/07 04:04 PM, mega-ballin-pimp-sev wrote:

At 9/27/07 04:03 PM, AbsurdRandomness wrote: blame god because he's a faggot.

Well, Slayer is the band for you.

That piece of shit?

Queen ftw, they slap christianity in the face

[Dekuboy]

My balls always itch, no matter what time of day it is.

[Knights]

At 9/27/07 04:09 PM, Dekuboy wrote: My balls always itch, no matter what time of day it is.

I think you got the herpies.

[Jaredcatz]

You fuck too much.

[IThinkImDrunk]

At 9/27/07 04:32 PM, Jaredcatz wrote: You fuck too much.

That's the shit bit.

It's most definatly not an STD.

[Ledgey]

Pinch and Roll,
Pinch and Roll.

[zyzy]

At 9/27/07 03:57 PM, mega-ballin-pimp-sev wrote: They itch because the ejaculation you had before you fell asleep came to be, but you never scrath your balls, in fear of getting cum under your finger nails. The you sleep for 3 hours, go on the coputer, and ejaculate once again, go to bed for another 4 hours, wake up and scrath your nuts. And get cum under your nails.

you thought that out way too much, Quick stare into the mirror and tell yourself that you're not gay

[The-Donkey]

At 9/27/07 04:04 PM, Teh-David wrote: Crabs.

Oh silly. We all know he hasn't had sex yet.

[IThinkImDrunk]

At 9/27/07 06:12 PM, The-Donkey wrote:

At 9/27/07 04:04 PM, Teh-David wrote: Crabs.

Oh silly. We all know he hasn't had sex yet.

Yeah and I already confirmed that you blind shit.

[mariomusicmaker1]

eww it is from bacteria that collect there when you are sleeping and next you shaft will itch then your head then your bladder and then you die from kidney infection!

IM not A DOCTOR, I WOULD KNOW!

[PlatinumWarrior]

Uhh... Do a barrel roll?

[SwaaanOfTheDead]

Yeah. Mine too. That's somewhat of annoying. On some days, I'm standing 10 minutes in my room just scratching my balls..

[Anim8or666]

It's called taking a shower.

[IThinkImDrunk]

At 9/27/07 06:25 PM, SwaaanOfTheDead wrote: Yeah. Mine too. That's somewhat of annoying. On some days, I'm standing 10 minutes in my room just scratching my balls..

Wow - that's exactly like me...
I'm NOT alone!

[Icecry0]

It's the Ejaculation parasite nick named the E-Parasite. It comes from your semen and then makes your skin go on fire and then days after that you'll have leprosy.

[Rozner]

Use actual lube this time.

Silly youngsters and their lotions.

[EvilerBowser1001]

They get sweaty, and your body is allergic to it's own sweat..

[FrozenSheep]

Get self scratching underwear.

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