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Response to Best way to kill yourself! 2007-09-27 16:21:13 Reply

1) making fun of black people in the ghetto
2) Riding a nuke
3) eating 50 alka-seltzers then drinking some water (for a better effect make it carbonated)
4) making fun of a leprechaun

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Response to Best way to kill yourself! 2007-09-27 16:21:21 Reply

how bout just jumping off a building or running in traffic

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Response to Best way to kill yourself! 2007-09-27 16:30:17 Reply

there is a website on 'imaginitive ways to kill people' such as putting a laser pen in the back of a car, pointing at the rear-view mirror, angle the mirror towards the driver, then, when they check is anything is behind them, they will be blinded, spin off into some random geographical feature and explode
really, its a website, google it

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Response to Best way to kill yourself! 2007-09-27 16:32:13 Reply

shot througt the head


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Response to Best way to kill yourself! 2007-09-27 16:32:47 Reply

Sticking your balls in a blender and turning the blender on. Then wait until you slowly bleed to death from your chopped up balls.


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Response to Best way to kill yourself! 2007-09-27 16:33:59 Reply

At 9/27/07 02:07 AM, Valhalla wrote: Eat live ammunition and hit your stomach with a hammer until one gones off.

Simply brilliant.

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Response to Best way to kill yourself! 2007-09-27 16:36:28 Reply

oh telling a hooker u wont pay her

the pimp will cap u but u just got sex for free:3

I pity the fool that dont respect the FAB hand no listen to my song fool

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Response to Best way to kill yourself! 2007-09-27 16:37:18 Reply

Here's one,. Fill a bathtub full of reefer and light it while you're in it.

Here's two hang yourself from a large building with a rope that just barely keeps you off the ground, the 500 foot drop would decapitate you, right infront of silly buisness commuters.

Put a woodchipper into an empty pool, and swan dive into it from the high dive,

lol,
1 jump off a building.

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Response to Best way to kill yourself! 2007-09-27 16:40:20 Reply

At 9/27/07 02:07 AM, Valhalla wrote: Eat live ammunition and hit your stomach with a hammer until one gones off.

It would be better if you electrocute yourself, they would all go off at the same time.


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Response to Best way to kill yourself! 2007-09-27 17:41:59 Reply

Fill a pinata full of nitro glycerin and invite all your worst enemys to watch you hit it.


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Response to Best way to kill yourself! 2007-09-27 18:02:14 Reply

Cut your wrists. Then, while you're still awake, shove your hands into the hole in the bottom of the toilet. Flush the toilet and let the suction pull all of the blood out of you.

I wouldn't suggest ever trying it, but I guess if you really want to do it this is probably better then just lying on the floor and bleeding out.


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Response to Best way to kill yourself! 2007-09-27 18:13:39 Reply

DEATH!!!

BY SNU SNU!


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Response to Best way to kill yourself! 2007-09-27 18:20:01 Reply

well this probably aint the best way to die but its the brutalest dieing the was joe pesci
did in Casino have guys beat you to death with bats and then have you buried alive


Bleh, what am I still doing here?

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