Pornography

[jfella91]

Well, I'm going to a stupid Christian school where they don't even allow people to smoke off of school property. Well anyways, I walked like 5 minutes away from the school to light a smoke, what do you know, the principal walks right up behind me. It was my second offense, so I knew I was going to get suspended for a day, whatever, I get to miss a day of school tomorrow.

But the weird thing was, I talked to the principal and he said I was glad he didn't catch me smoking weed. I asked him why he would care even if I was, he told me it was because I was bad for your brain like all drugs are and pornography is. Pornography?

He told me that the chemicals your brain releases when you erm... fap... are not good when they are just released for whatever. He said when you actually have sex, the emotions involved sort of cancel out the negative effect your brain from the chemicals your brain releases when you orgasm.

So, all you fappers out there, stop hurting your brain! :P

Also, information that verifies or disproves this is welcome. :)

[RedCoin]

You should have came in his face.

[Aliensandwich]

Masturbation is actually very healthy.

[FallenMarine]

Orgasms relieve stress. :D

[Timmy]

Haha..that's the stupidest thing I've ever heard. There's no way that is true.

[Koeberto190]

Lies! Lies a tell ye!

But really, there is nothing harmful about fapping, that is bullshit.

[CousinIt]

That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard.

[Victory]

Once again, a christian forcing his opinions on people as fact.

[Paradox]

He's a fucking faggot. I suggest you kill him as soon as possible, or at least rape him.

[MisterSambert]

Wow... you are once naive son-of-a-bitch.........

[BlueFlameSkulls]

Being fair your smoking age limit is 18 and he was enforcing the law, it's not particularly a very enforced rule but it's still illegal. I reckon he was being nice not reporting you to the police and it could of led you to have a criminal record for a shitty reason.

Christians are renowned for saying bollocks. They say you can only have sex until you're married which is unfair as you can be having sex with someone who's bad at it and sex is an important part of married life. They frown upon divorce so there's no way out of it. So what are you supposed to do before you get married? So it's logical to masturbate but alas that's not allowed . There is no way to remove sexual tension if you're a Christian and you'll probably end up like mariobros42.

[Lorkas]

At 9/26/07 03:09 PM, FallenMarine wrote: Orgasms relieve stress. :D

This man speaks the truth!

[GayForGirls]

You should've came in his face.

Also, this isn't natural, it's called christianity.

+ Use Google, perhaps? "Fapping = harmfull?"

[jfella91]

At 9/26/07 03:17 PM, BlueFlameSkulls wrote: Being fair your smoking age limit is 18 and he was enforcing the law, it's not particularly a very enforced rule but it's still illegal. I reckon he was being nice not reporting you to the police and it could of led you to have a criminal record for a shitty reason.

Christians are renowned for saying bollocks. They say you can only have sex until you're married which is unfair as you can be having sex with someone who's bad at it and sex is an important part of married life. They frown upon divorce so there's no way out of it. So what are you supposed to do before you get married? So it's logical to masturbate but alas that's not allowed . There is no way to remove sexual tension if you're a Christian and you'll probably end up like mariobros42.

I live in Canada, where its legal to possess and smoke cigarettes at the age of 16, if your in possession of cigarettes under the age of 16, you will just have them confiscated in the worst-case scenario, if the officer is a dick, however you have to be 19 to purchase them and up to a $5000 fine for buying them for minors. Go figure.

And the principal actually told me he had a problem with porn, and when he told me about it being bad for your brain, I wasn't sure and am still not sure whether to believe it or not, as I mean he is a principal, he must be well-educated.

[Frank-The-Hedgehog]

At 9/26/07 03:09 PM, Aliensandwich wrote: Masturbation is actually very healthy.

Yup, Say a nice cya to ass-cancer!

[AlexMoosh]

Not true. Drugs are bad, mkay? But fappin in good.

[iros-industrial]

I'd be really interested to see if anyone can find anything (biased or not) supporting this claim. It sounds like he just made that up by himself.

[TheThing]

Sexual contact releases endorphins, which are like drugs in the sense that they are a natural "painkiller" and make you happy, and you could become addicted to the feeling.

Having endorphins released is a natural thing; it happens when you work out too much for too long, when you get acupuncture, or when you are in a small amount of pain for about half an hour.

So, if you're feeling sad, physical pain, or just like the feeling, jack off. You're not going to hurt your mind.

Sorry if some one posted this before me.

[BlueFlameSkulls]

At 9/26/07 03:25 PM, jfella91 wrote: I live in Canada, where its legal to possess and smoke cigarettes at the age of 16, if your in possession of cigarettes under the age of 16, you will just have them confiscated in the worst-case scenario, if the officer is a dick, however you have to be 19 to purchase them and up to a $5000 fine for buying them for minors. Go figure.

My mistake I thought you were from the US. So you have to be 19 to buy them but 16 to smoke? Fairly strange law. The law over here is different you can be 14 to smoke but 16 to buy, but I don't think I've seen a 14 year old smoke and not get in trouble or not keeping it a secret.

And the principal actually told me he had a problem with porn, and when he told me about it being bad for your brain, I wasn't sure and am still not sure whether to believe it or not, as I mean he is a principal, he must be well-educated.

Pornography is the modern version of art. We're surrounded by statues and paintings of the naked form which back in those days was their form of porn. However people were more physically sexual and had no need for masturbation as sex was more public an example is Roman baths. With the introduction of film it became everyone's dirty little secret. It started with blue movies in a theatre then eventually it degraded from a congregation of sexual art lovers to old men in trench coats masturbating under the jacket. I have no idea whether the western world has become prudes or our sexuality has stayed the same.

[All-Hallows]

Smoking is bad for you.

Masturbation is good for you.

the end.

[invaderzimja]

dont do what he ses (if u do u will become as old and stupid and dull and boring as he is) and u dont want that!!!

[invaderzimja]

how dus he no if its bad hes never done it n his life by the sound of it

[BenwaHakubi]

At 9/26/07 03:15 PM, VictoryGin wrote: Once again, a christian forcing his opinions on people as fact.

Don't let people use religeon to force you to do what you don't want to do. Religeon is suppsed to be a way of enlighenment, not a control device.

[TheThing]

At 9/26/07 03:58 PM, BlueFlameSkulls wrote: With the introduction of film it became everyone's dirty little secret.

Actually, it was accepted as any other movie was. Until the Victorian age, porn was just another movie or picture, considered artist and sexually stimulating. During and after the Victorian age, however, the naked body and sex was viewed as a private thing, and should be kept private. So, porn became something of a secret, underground production, making short movies in the basements and bedrooms of the film maker's house. Not until the rebels of the 1960's and 1970's did porn and sex really come back into the mainstream, or close to it.

I'm not pulling this out of my ass; I watched a special a while ago on the History channel called "The history of sex". It was a 5 parter, but I only caught the first part. It chronicled sex from ancient Egypt to today. They did sell it as a DVD set, although I doubt you could find it.

See? Watching the History channel isn't always boring.

[TBF]

I love Christians... if you jerk off or smoke then you're going to hell huh?

Maybe you should jerk off while smoking..... Maybe you'll turn red and sprout some horns. :D

Last I knew, Canada is a free country, so if you're not on campus and are old enough to smoke then tell the prinipal to piss off.

[Anim8or666]

Religion is all a bunch of bullcrap! god does not exist, nor does jesus... I calculated, that if you spend an hour at mass every sunday, you waste an average 164 days of your life(assuming you live until 80). In hat time, you could learn to program a computer, or make a program! Seriously, people, stop wasting your time with crap like church!

[yogertman]

Thats all bull dont belive him