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Oh my gosh! Too funny!

Oh snap! I spent so much time on newgrounds reading posts and what not i forgot to actually do my homework.....nice......a real smoth move by yours truly........

say aa girl wanted to have sex with you so u couldnt do it

At 9/25/07 06:36 PM, Tim620 wrote: Say that your brother was is in the hospital after a serious drug over-dose last night so you stayed up all night with your family by his bed and then apologize for caring to much and promise it wont happen again! :D When teachers asked me where my homework was, i replied, "Up your ass and around the corner" I spent a lot of time in the office the year.... I never found out why

lo so ur brother had a drug over dose ........................................
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At 9/25/07 06:03 PM, Sephrioth17 wrote: I have a mountain of homework i don't feel like doing. Any good excuses to give my teachers?

(i'm in 11th grade btw)
(i don't care how stupid it sounds either)

my dad used the last piece of paper as a pooper scooper
I went into one of those 24 hour banking places and ended up getting locked in the place
i was taking karate lessons so i could ride in the subways again
the air quality was bad and my eyes were burning
I look at homework as an intrusion upon my space

At 9/25/07 06:09 PM, Lazarscout wrote: i got a good one.

lol bro, you remember that?