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Posted at: 9/25/07 06:03 PM
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I have a mountain of homework i don't feel like doing. Any good excuses to give my teachers?
(i'm in 11th grade btw) (i don't care how stupid it sounds either)
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Just be a man and tell them you didn't do it. Don't make up excuses.
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Posted at: 9/25/07 06:04 PM
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Your dog got hit by a car last night. Fuck homework.
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Posted at: 9/25/07 06:06 PM
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Sorry Mrs/Mister _______ I was up all night writing a letter to the mayor about how teachers deserve better pay and my homework just slipped my mind.
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Posted at: 9/25/07 06:07 PM
At 9/25/07 06:03 PM, milinko959 wrote: Just be a man and tell them you didn't do it. Don't make up excuses.
.....lighten up.
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Well, there's always suicide.
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Posted at: 9/25/07 06:08 PM
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You're hardcore.
Posted at: 9/25/07 06:09 PM
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Well good luck getting into college.
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i got a good one. I meet my long lost cousin. You see, 34 years ago when he was born he got sperated at birth. The mother became unconcious so didnt know what was happening and they put the baby it the wrong place and he got seperated at birth. He got adopted at 23 but he looked at his birth certificate and saw his last name was *insert last name here*. He ran away from his foster family and looked for his family for the next 11 years.And finally, he found us. He came to our house and told us the story, then showed us proof. We were all so happy and shit that we lost trake of time and I never had time to do my homework. (lol. It actually might work. i mean, who would make up this retarted shit?)
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Posted at: 9/25/07 06:11 PM
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Just say that you were with your friends and forgot about it (that is what happened right).
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Posted at: 9/25/07 06:22 PM
At 9/25/07 06:09 PM, Lazarscout wrote: i got a good one. I meet my long lost cousin.
Best one so far! Lol!
Posted at: 9/25/07 06:23 PM
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daug ate your homework.
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Posted at: 9/25/07 06:25 PM
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you're little sibling puked/shat on it
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Posted at: 9/25/07 06:29 PM
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You say to your teacher:
"I'm not really me.I'm my long lost brother!"
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Posted at: 9/25/07 06:30 PM
say you were out fighting commie's to save america, that'll get you off the hook
Posted at: 9/25/07 06:31 PM
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I couldn't get a boner and like everyone else befoure we do our home work we all gotta have a wank.
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Posted at: 9/25/07 06:36 PM
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Say that your brother was is in the hospital after a serious drug over-dose last night so you stayed up all night with your family by his bed and then apologize for caring to much and promise it wont happen again! :D When teachers asked me where my homework was, i replied, "Up your ass and around the corner" I spent a lot of time in the office the year.... I never found out why
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Posted at: 9/25/07 06:38 PM
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Whip out your penis and flail it around, you wont be aloud to go to school the next day, or the next, or anywhere in the district for a while
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Posted at: 9/25/07 06:39 PM
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Stop Being a bitch and do it.
http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic /730325/1
Posted at: 9/25/07 06:41 PM
At 9/25/07 06:39 PM, Raymoondo wrote: Stop Being a bitch and do it.
Not cool.
Posted at: 9/25/07 06:43 PM
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If you are really dedicated to not doing homework, you could burn your house down in the middle of the night. I know people that can tell you how to make it look like an electrical fire.
you didn't hear this from me.
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Posted at: 9/25/07 06:56 PM
At 9/25/07 06:43 PM, skatin-andy wrote: If you are really dedicated to not doing homework, you could burn your house down in the middle of the night. I know people that can tell you how to make it look like an electrical fire. you didn't hear this from me.
Erm....no thanks. I might not like homework, but i do like having a place to live.
Posted at: 9/25/07 07:07 PM
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You aren't going to go through life if you can't do your homework. Also, don't be lazy the world/life isn't always easy.
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Posted at: 9/25/07 07:11 PM
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Just say you didn't understand any of the homework questions.
Or be a man, and just do it.
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Posted at: 9/25/07 07:12 PM
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Say that you were shot.
But really, just do it. Procrastinate all you want, but get it done in a good fashion.
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Posted at: 9/25/07 07:13 PM
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You could say that your retarded brother in law visited and either ripped it up or threw it in the fire OR you could said that this guy toke it.
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Tell her you were too tired from doing doing barrel rolls.
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Posted at: 9/25/07 07:15 PM
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At 9/25/07 06:23 PM, Dookiemaister wrote: daug ate your homework. cant beat the classics.
in 11th grade no matter what you say your still going to get a zero for your work.
but if you dont want to get in trouble and stuff for it... just make the teacher laugh.
unless she/he is a bitch/fag
then i really have no idea
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Posted at: 9/25/07 07:20 PM
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A couple of excuses.
If it's math homework, just say: "I accidently divided by zero and my house blew up."
If your teacher isn't an asshole, he'll go along with it and possibly let you off. However, this is just a one-time occurance.
Otherwise if you decide that you want to be a smart-ass, just put on your puppy-dog-eyes and a cute voice, "IDK, myyyyy BFF Jill?"
Posted at: 9/25/07 07:25 PM
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At 9/25/07 06:03 PM, Sephrioth17 wrote: I have a mountain of homework i don't feel like doing. Any good excuses to give my teachers? (i'm in 11th grade btw) (i don't care how stupid it sounds either)
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