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Ok... I have a sore red spot on my dick, around the base. Actually, it's more of a sore red bump on my dick... kind of like a pimple, only it hurts. What is this from? At first I though that it was from too much masturbation, but then I might thought that it was from my pubic hair or something...
Please help. It even hurts when I walk.
At 9/25/07 07:45 AM, Cherban wrote: Maybe you just have a spot on your dick.
No, it just appeared one day... and now it hurts. I definitely wasn't born with it...
At 9/25/07 07:47 AM, Dekuboy wrote: No, it just appeared one day... and now it hurts. I definitely wasn't born with it...
STD? Do you wash your hands before/after your masturbate? You might have a bacterial infection on your balls.
At 9/25/07 07:49 AM, expressionParser wrote:At 9/25/07 07:47 AM, Dekuboy wrote: No, it just appeared one day... and now it hurts. I definitely wasn't born with it...STD? Do you wash your hands before/after your masturbate? You might have a bacterial infection on your balls.
That just made my day... :(
At 9/25/07 08:11 AM, Dookiemaister wrote: shave off your bush, and jack off some more.the doctor has spoken.
Sounds good to me bro!
At 9/25/07 08:20 AM, ismellarat wrote: its clearly a bitmap!
I smell a rat.
1, 2, 3, Coffee 4, 5, 8, too late
Could be an impacted sweat gland that has become infected, creating a sore boil/pimple. Trick is wash it regularly, but don't touch it otherwise because you'll just irritate the area, causing further inflammation.
You kids with your rock and roll music, your foot long hoagies and your spotty peckers...
Look who's here for your birthday sweetie!
lets get them out of the way now:
grab its cock
do a barrel roll
there, now serious stuff: WASH! (more)...than usual...to clean it...itll go...yay
Squeeze it for christ sakes.
Dropkick to the teeth. Solves any problem.
It's a pimple nub, happens all the time if you shave your peen or don't wash your peen enough or where nasty undergarments.
Sounds like HAIS.
But that's nothing that bad, a HIV virus infected one part of penis. Just wash it in Domestos or eventtually Cillit to heal it.
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that sounds creepy
At 9/25/07 09:25 AM, WilliWowza wrote: Cut that sucker open.
Oh so it's a sucker?
What a lucky bastard, constant dicksucking