FAQs

[HAQnSPITT]

Some people get asked really interesting questions by complete strangers off the street, at school, etc. Well I don’t. Strangers who come up to me tend to ask the same questions most of the time.

There are the top 5 FAQs I am asked:

1. Oh my god! You’re so little and cute; can I pick you up?
2. Hey troll, can you write me an essay on (fill in the blank topic) by Monday night?
3. Are those your real nails?
4. Do you smoke pot?
5. Excuse me, but can you tell me where the admissions office is?

What are everyone else’s FAQs? Or what’s the most interesting question you’ve been asked?

[dumbsucka1234]

SHUT UP.I DONT CARE YOU IDIOT.GET A REAL JOB

[Stasis]

Ask for my tonsils Back.

[Fishfuddah]

Lol your faq ^^ you must be a cute shorty.^^
Well I have no FAQ nobody asks my many things cause I am always looking bad tempered ^^

[numbers]

dumbsucka1234 is my new lover with the biggest cock EVER.

[Jemry]

I don't get asked many questions often but one that comes up the most is "What the fuck?"

[Spawnof]

im known for asking dumb questions and the replies generally go:
1: are you stupid?
2: did you actually have to think about that?

i also get the following repeatedly:
3: do you know what the speed limit is?
4: you want HOW much money for WHAT?
5: do you have a condom?

[Enoll]

1. Hey, can I borrow a cig?
2. Got a light?
3. Had a good night buddy?

Tha'ts all randoms ask me readlly.
I guess most poeple tend to stay away, I've been told I look threatening and scary.

[chili-kitten]

1. Will you go on top tonight?
2. Is that reception at the YOT? *after i answer the phone saying 'hello yot reception*
3. Do you want to split a fag

[Jossos]

At 6/19/01 02:55 AM, HAQnSPITT wrote:
1. Oh my god! You’re so little and cute; can I pick you up?

Dude, that is the worst.

Another frequently asked question I use myself on my friends is : 'When can I expect my money back?' To which the reply inevitably is 'dunno'.

[LinkSilvermane]

1) You coming on the trip to England with the rest of us? (asked by a chick with a slight crush on me from the 10th grade)

2) Are YOU satisfied with your penis size? (pop-up I can't seem to get rid of....many thanks to my pr0n loving cousin, who still won't leave my computer alone...and p.s., YES, I AM satisfied)

3) What's that you're reading? (asked from every person who's got nothing better to do but wonder what the Silmarillion's title might be)

4) Why are you so meeeean??? (little sister. Pain in the arse)

5) Where's the channel changer? (I ask myself that, in the morning. My big bro ALWAYS loses it).

[JacksRage]

At 1/30/06 07:22 AM, Enoll wrote: 1. Hey, can I borrow a cig?
2. Got a light?
3. Had a good night buddy?

Tha'ts all randoms ask me readlly.
I guess most poeple tend to stay away, I've been told I look threatening and scary.

I get those most often as well. Only I apparently look like I know where I am going because people ask me where stuff is a lot. I usually have no idea either, that or I will tell them something then after they leave realize I told them the wrong way.

As for strange or interesting question I was asked a couple times if I was a Skinhead, when I used to shave my head.

[Enoll]

At 1/30/06 07:25 AM, chili_kitten wrote: 1. Will you go on top tonight?

Someone dates lazy people.

3. Do you want to split a fag

Someone has cheap friends.

<3

[chili-kitten]

At 1/30/06 07:37 AM, Enoll wrote:

At 1/30/06 07:25 AM, chili_kitten wrote: 1. Will you go on top tonight?

Someone dates lazy people.

Unfortunately i'm the lazy one, i just love being banged i guess

3. Do you want to split a fag

Someone has cheap friends.

<3

Heh, yeah.....but they reckon they're trying to give up smoking

[Enoll]

At 1/30/06 07:42 AM, chili_kitten wrote: Unfortunately i'm the lazy one, i just love being banged i guess

Hahahah that's going in my sig.

Heh, yeah.....but they reckon they're trying to give up smoking

Nope, they're just giving up spending money on smoking.

[JacksRage]

At 1/30/06 07:42 AM, chili_kitten wrote: Heh, yeah.....but they reckon they're trying to give up smoking

That reminds me of someone I know.

Me: Didnt you quit?
Him: Nah I just stopped buying them.

Haha funny bastard, get your own.

[Jemry]

At 1/30/06 07:37 AM, Enoll wrote: Someone dates lazy people.

But she doesn't date you. Because you never leave the house. Or take off the headphones. Or shave.

[Enoll]

At 1/30/06 07:46 AM, Jemry wrote:

At 1/30/06 07:37 AM, Enoll wrote: Someone dates lazy people.

But she doesn't date you. Because you never leave the house. Or take off the headphones. Or shave.

I didn't today, toady was my day off when everyone else was working.
I have thin walls so I wear them so noone can hear what I'm litening to.
I just had a shave two hours ago thank you very much but I missed my chin again.

[Jemry]

At 1/30/06 07:59 AM, Enoll wrote: I didn't today, toady was my day off when everyone else was working.
I have thin walls so I wear them so noone can hear what I'm litening to.
I just had a shave two hours ago thank you very much but I missed my chin again.

Thats a lie if I ever saw one

[DustinTheWind]

my FAQ

1) Gee, you're tall. Dou you play basketball? (Gee, you're short. Are you a jockey?)
2) Would you please get out of my way? (Why?)
5) What is Snoop Dogg's real name? (On those stupid ad banners)
8) Can't you count properly? (Why bother?)
E) OMG! IS THAT A SPATULA?!? (seen that movie WAY too many times)
Pi) You aren't ever asked these questions are you? (Well, I've been asked the first one)
2) Would you just go away? (no)
m) And what's the lemon thing? (What lemon thing?)
6) You know, that obsession with lemons you have? (That's not a question. Take off the question mark.)
9) WHAT??? (Yes, that's a question, though improperly formatted.)
@) You're a weirdo. I'm not talking to you anymore. (Okay)

[Enoll]

At 1/30/06 08:05 AM, Jemry wrote: Thats a lie if I ever saw one

You want a lie?
I don't lve you and I DON'T want your babies.

[Jemry]

At 1/30/06 08:11 AM, Enoll wrote:

At 1/30/06 08:05 AM, Jemry wrote: Thats a lie if I ever saw one

You want a lie?
I don't lve you and I DON'T want your babies.

<3

[CUBErt]

1. Secks?
2. Need a lift?
3. Secks?

[JacksRage]

At 1/30/06 08:27 AM, CUBErt wrote: 1. Secks?

That reminds me I have been meaning to ask you a question.....

[Dralnur]

1: Are you a nazi?
2: Youre a nazi, right?
3: Dont tell me youre a nazi?!

Think of everything I have to withstand, just because I shave my head.
And no, im not a nazi.

No!