I killed a bee with my piss!

[Falling-Angel]

Well, i went outside to go pee because i held it in too long and the bathroom is to far away.

So the bee just sat on edge of the porch and and i peed on it! now its dead (or dying) on the drive-way.

poor bee...

[Incognitus]

Well, you didn't want a bee sting on the penis now, did you?

[cybernet213]

At 9/23/07 05:45 PM, Falling-Angel wrote: ....on the drive-way.

Wait... On the driveway? So you're saying you pissed on your front yard? Where everyone can see you?

[Valval35]

My friend has a very powerful BB gun he shot it at a bee and the BB got stuck in his ass

[djmrules]

At 9/23/07 05:47 PM, Valval35 wrote: My friend has a very powerful BB gun he shot it at a bee and the BB got stuck in his ass

Damn thats some nice aim.

[Falling-Angel]

At 9/23/07 05:47 PM, cybernet213 wrote:

At 9/23/07 05:45 PM, Falling-Angel wrote: ....on the drive-way.

Wait... On the driveway? So you're saying you pissed on your front yard? Where everyone can see you?

no, side porch that leads right to the drive way

i didnt say what part of the drive way... sorry

[ScreamsfromtheCasket]

the bee was probably dying before because it would have flew away

[Valval35]

At 9/23/07 05:48 PM, djmrules wrote:

At 9/23/07 05:47 PM, Valval35 wrote: My friend has a very powerful BB gun he shot it at a bee and the BB got stuck in his ass

Damn thats some nice aim.

We put the gun near it .

[Jamiko]

pfft thats nothing, I broke a chick's neck when I tea baged her

[iseesue12]

hey awesonme kill one one by dumping on it next time

[Yghrulez]

First to request pics.

[phoenixma]

Heh, you're lucky it didn't go and sting you.

[azbekky]

man, thats pretty wierd in the first place but, just imagine if the little stinger went up your pee hole!

[Theslav]

Mighty piss!

[Sk8rDOOD]

The bee lives!

[MilestoneRazor]

Now go piss on a hornet a little, and then keep your dick out! Then get a stinger in your penis! Or your nutsack!
GOOD WORK!

Then I'll kiss it to make it better

[altrix22]

At 9/23/07 06:11 PM, Yghrulez wrote: First to request pics.

if u mean of him pissing ur a sick fuck.

[MoonClock]

I hope that bee is still alive and finds you, and stings you on the dick.

[alien-killer1]

you freaking killer

[LiveBreatheTom]

way to piss with style. Now go and spelll your name on the driveway

[Tluck-Person]

At 9/23/07 05:53 PM, Jamiko wrote: pfft thats nothing, I broke a chick's neck when I tea baged her

Pretty powerful balls, right there.

[catman03]

OmG U ArE LiEk SO HArdCoRE!!!!1

</sarcasm>

[Frost]

No more cheerios commercials?

[Yghrulez]

At 9/23/07 07:24 PM, altrix22 wrote:

At 9/23/07 06:11 PM, Yghrulez wrote: First to request pics.

if u mean of him pissing ur a sick fuck.

I mean of the bee, dumbass. :3

[idiot-buster]

At 9/23/07 05:45 PM, Falling-Angel wrote: Well, i went outside to go pee because i held it in too long and the bathroom is to far away.

So the bee just sat on edge of the porch and and i peed on it! now its dead (or dying) on the drive-way.

poor bee...

must haved sucked for it

[UltraPulse]

Congrats.

[DariusR]

Peeing on someone is a sexual act. Therefore you have commited bestiality.

[Sedux]

That's freakin awesome. I love killing insects with my pee.

[bo-ching]

At 9/23/07 08:03 PM, Sedux wrote: That's freakin awesome. I love killing insects with my pee.

Lol how many u got then??? lol!!

[stybayo]

Hmm, i think now i'm gonna go find a ant hole and mash it with my dick