Fucking Combine

[DarkRedFlame]

Dear NG BBS, today a dramatic exprience happened in my life, I got fucked by a combine soldier while in City 17. Well I guess I shoudls tart telling you.

I got off the train today leading to City 17. I went to the gate with the Combine Soldiers and I said this this. I opened my console and used Impulse 101, and started to kill them all with my crowbar. After that was done, I found Barney and made him buy me a beer, and eventually killing him because he got me a Bud Light, not a Budweiser.

That when I got shitfaced drunk and I fucked a girl named Alyx, and I was dragged into some fucking situation with a teleporter of some sort. When I was just about to take off, I shot the power wire and was teleported to Dr. Breen office. The moment this happen I had him suck my cock, Hard and Fast. When he failed to impress me, I shoved his face into my cock, making him take in the 12 inches of my massive cock.

He started to lost breathe and I just held him there making him suck my cock harder. He started to lose vision and was getting dizzy, this is when I took my dick out and rammed it up his ass with full force. I had him crying and struggling as I penetrated his virgin body. Not after long, I had his ass bleeding furiously as the blood started fill the floor. This is when he called in the Combine guards and took me hostage.

I woke up a few hours later to find myself locked up in a cell and my guns were gone. Once again I opened my console and used Impulse 101, god, and noclip. I easily defeated the Combine, but a Strider came along and started to fuck me in the ass with his cock. As the Combine controlled the Strider from the inside I had no where to go. Suddenly the Strider dropped me to the ground...

And my mom got scared
And said you're moving with your aunte and uncle in bel-air
I whistled for a cab and when it came near the
License plate said fresh and had a dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought now forget it, yo home to bel-air

I pulled up to a house about seven or eight
And I yelled to the cabby yo, home smell you later
Looked at my kingdom I was finally there
To settle my throne as the prince of bel-air

[MrT-Time]

Shooting some B-Ball outside of the school ?

[Pedrocas11]

cmon balls

[yellowcard41]

I love that show!

[WatchesUPee]

Just for the record and so we all understand:

Half-Life/2 is 10x better and less conceited than Halo.

Both are good. But Half-Life is just so much better.

[hukedunfonikswork]

Ok, a copy pasta from 4chan doesn't become original when you post it on Newgrounds. Fucking failtard.

[TheRealEggman]

COCK JOKE!!!1

[theguitarhero2]

Half-Life much
wall of text much
saying much much
obligatory grab her barrel rolling cock comment much

so...yeah, im gonna go

[Raptor999]

At 10/6/07 06:09 PM, WatchesUPee wrote: Just for the record and so we all understand:

Half-Life/2 is 10x better and less conceited than Halo.

Both are good. But Half-Life is just so much better.

Half-life 1 and halo 1 are equal, half life 2 beats halo 2, and halo 3 beats the half-life 2 episodes.

That being said...

TEH COHMBINE RUULLZ! Even cooler than the spartans, but equal to the elites.

[X-Gary-Gigax-X]

l-l-l-l-l-l-lock

[Objection]

At 6/24/08 11:39 AM, X-Gary-Gigax-X wrote: l-l-l-l-l-l-lock

If only. Fresh Prince isn't so fresh nowadays.

[MsiScars2780]

At 6/24/08 11:39 AM, Raptor999 wrote:

At 10/6/07 06:09 PM, WatchesUPee wrote: Just for the record and so we all understand:

Half-Life/2 is 10x better and less conceited than Halo.

Both are good. But Half-Life is just so much better.

Half-life 1 and halo 1 are equal, half life 2 beats halo 2, and halo 3 beats the half-life 2 episodes.

That being said...

Halo 3 is a shitty ass game. It brought nothing new to the table. That being said, MGS4 is a far better game then all the halo games.

TEH COHMBINE RUULLZ! Even cooler than the spartans, but equal to the elites.

[Whirlguy]

I didn't really like this one actually.

[EvilerBowser1001]

Yawn, only the bel-airs that are witty should be copypasta'd.

[disasterarea]

Not bad, for a bel-air.