Forum Topic: why do women have 2 boobs?

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They're for TITTYFUCKS!!!!
Obvious....

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Two hands + Two boobies = Goodness.

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Men have two eyes. One for a each boob.

That's probably been said already

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Maybe for balancing purposes?


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To be honest, I don't know why, scientifically...

Perhaps because in the wild, woman would often need to feed more then one of their children at the same time?
Who knows. Nature is fucking weird.

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One for each cock

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At 9/22/07 05:12 PM, Bloodspade wrote: cuase a uni-boob only SOUNDS good

No, its Monotit. Get it right.

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At 9/23/07 03:10 AM, Mechabloby wrote: The same reason why men have two dicks.

2 dicks? I just found out Im different... :(


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At 9/23/07 09:01 AM, ChaiLatte wrote: Dude. Uniboob.

I SAW A CHICK WITH THREE BOOBS.

tha JACK NANCE cru comin thruu
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At 9/23/07 09:03 AM, ChaiLatte wrote: UNIBOOB SOUNDS BETTER THAN TRIBOOB.

TRIBOOB SOUNDS LIEK A REHAB SESSION

tha JACK NANCE cru comin thruu
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so you have something to stick your cock between

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Hmmm.... because women 've two holes


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......... ummmmmmm....... god made it that way?

i dunno...

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Because the human body are symmetrical.


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Topic two, why do we have two testicles?

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thats a good question sir...


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Why do you care?

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they have 2 boobs for titty fuck !!!

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:/ because there are two nipples.Boob hater.Never question the origin.


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At 9/22/07 04:15 PM, Ronald-McDonald-LoL wrote:
At 9/22/07 04:12 PM, OrbitalDebris wrote: Symetry in nature.
I call agreement.

agreed .. end this thread now

95% of newgrounds likes boobies... shocking isn't it ?

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At 9/22/07 04:09 PM, Cpl-Sylux wrote: following reasons i can come up with:
1 for each hand
one for each eye
and many more. you guys got any?

cuz you touch yourself at night.

my goddamn epic thread was locked!
fuckin hell son of a bitch

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Why dont you call the ancient aztec god of awsome titties.Appease The Gods!!!

If you dont like what I posted, fuck off

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for shits 'n giggles ofc

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