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following reasons i can come up with:
1 for each hand
one for each eye
and many more. you guys got any?

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Because they aren't cows?

Well, some are.

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Twice the fun?

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Umm...So woman can put something between them ?


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Cause it's weird with just one.

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Symetry in nature.

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At 9/22/07 04:10 PM, W35 wrote: Because they aren't cows?

Well, some are.

The rest are bitches.


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more cushy for the pushy?

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Why most stuff in the human body come in twos: if one gets damaged, the other can take over.

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Reasons:
1. They only have 2
2. They don't have 3
3. It keeps the penis warm
4. It doesn't take SO much space
5. They only have 2

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So you got something to look at when while you're talking with them.

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At 9/22/07 04:12 PM, OrbitalDebris wrote: Symetry in nature.

I call agreement.

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The number of breast shall be two, two shall be the number of breasts, one is not the number of breast, and three is right out.

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That's the way they were manufactured, live with it.

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At 9/22/07 04:09 PM, Cpl-Sylux wrote: following reasons i can come up with:
1 for each hand
one for each eye
and many more. you guys got any?

I'm sure I've read those reasons somewhere before..


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Because stone cold said so.

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In case they lose one and still want to breastfeed.

In case they have 2 babies.


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At 9/22/07 04:15 PM, Ronald-McDonald-LoL wrote:
At 9/22/07 04:12 PM, OrbitalDebris wrote: Symetry in nature.
I call agreement.

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At 9/22/07 04:14 PM, Frank-The-Hedgehog wrote: So you got something to look at when while you're talking with them.

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Look. Stare. Harass.

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Symmetry.

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At 9/22/07 04:09 PM, Cpl-Sylux wrote: following reasons i can come up with:
1 for each hand
one for each eye
and many more. you guys got any?

1 for each dick?

Shut up! Just because you only have ONE...

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At 9/22/07 04:12 PM, OrbitalDebris wrote: Symetry in nature.

Amen brother, amen.


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At 9/22/07 04:31 PM, IMEMO wrote: Symmetry.

Seconded

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So you can stick money inbetween them.

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To feed there young.


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cuase a uni-boob only SOUNDS good

say what now?

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somewhere to rest your cock? if they only had one your dick would roll around and be a real pain, with two it makes a handy holder

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Well can you imagine if girls only had one breast?

Not a nice thought.

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At 9/22/07 04:12 PM, JohnnyWang wrote: Why most stuff in the human body come in twos: if one gets damaged, the other can take over.

seconded -
lol you see what i did there? no ah fuck it

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