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[Name-Goes-Here]

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants. The bartender says "There's a steering wheel in your pants." The pirate says "Aye. It's driving me nuts!"

It's a bit corny and fly-in-the-soup-esque in my opinion, but I still like it.

[MadnessdayW00T]

It got an amused "hmmh" from me.

[Victory]

Phoenix Nights joke minus the pirate.

[Aurion]

No offense but that was a really bad joke.

[MadCow]

As long as we're telling original and hilariously not old jokes, here's another pirate-themed one:

Why couldn't the 10-year old kid get into the Pirate movie?
BECAUSE IT WAS RATED "AARRRR"!

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[Bleachednaruto]

It was ok. P.S. I'M BACK!!

[ClockMuffin]

Two jews walk in a bar. They buy it.

[Obor-Motsu]

At 9/22/07 03:13 PM, ClockMuffin wrote: Two jews walk in a bar. They buy it.

Hilarious! And the other guy higher up who told the one about the kids and the "ARRRR" rated movie came from spongbob squarepants.... Queer!

[DlME]

Ive seen that joke

on The Mysterious Island of Mystery

"So a pirate walks into a bar," you say. "And he's got a steering wheel sticking out of his swashbuckling pants!" You chuckle to yourself and continue. "The bartender says, 'Hey, what's up with that thing? Doesn't it bother you?' And the pirate says, 'Yarrr, it's drivin' me nuts!'"

The pirates erupt with laughter, filling the room with harrr harrr harrrs. You continue to tell all the pirate jokes you know, and when you leave the stage your tip jar is full of meat.
Meat

You gain 100 Meat.

lol

[Valval35]

The judge asks the defendant : '' What did you throw at the victim ? "
" Books" Replied the defendant
" Then why is his head cracked ? "
" It was an Encyclopedia "

Just made that up quickly...

[Name-Goes-Here]

At 9/22/07 03:11 PM, Trunks2 wrote: No offense but that was a really bad joke.

It's not my joke. I heard it somewhere.

[aquaticmole]

Two guys walk into a bar... ow.

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[Bleachednaruto]

Ok got one, Two friends walk into a bar and make love. Now the disturbing part is are these friends guys, girls, or a guy and a girl.

[DJ-Ravecore]

"Why Chinese people can't understand pirate movies?"

"Because they can't spell RRRRRRRRRRRRR!"

I can't help it. I always lol if I hear it...

[Sawke]

made my mouth twitch.I had to think about it for a second though...i forgot nuts are refered to balls.I thought that the joke meant the nuts that are given free in a bar.

[aquaticmole]

At 9/22/07 03:15 PM, Obor-Motsu wrote:

And the other guy higher up who told the one about the kids and the "ARRRR" rated movie came from spongbob squarepants.... Queer!
No it didn't that joke has been around since like the 1700's... Queer!

lol im funny

[Peaceblossom]

2 pirates are walking down the road. First pirate says "Ahoy thar matey" and the second pirate says "Argh! It be a pirate!".

[TwilightFox]

What happened to the quick laugh?

[aquaticmole]

At 9/22/07 03:30 PM, TwilightFox wrote: What happened to the quick laugh?

It died in a forest fire.

BWHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHSDJVH FDUHJN

[Tribalfusion-X]

Wow flying soup!

[The-word-destroyer]

I've got one.

Q: what does a redneck say before it dies?

A: Hey y'all watch this.

[Azulth]

Please stop these threads.

[knightsofthecircle]

Two black guys get arrested for mistaken identity the end.

[cookie-monsta1]

At 9/22/07 03:13 PM, Bleachednaruto wrote: It was ok. P.S. I'M BACK!!

and you arrrrrr?

lol keeping in the theme of pirate's.