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lol, nice one

OHHHH

awesome story men ur my hero!

At 9/23/07 12:18 AM, Cericon wrote: It woulda been more merciful to just flush him down the toilet dude.

But I just wanted to scar him for life, nothing more.

That was wargasmic.

the only part i believed was that you had two sodas.

Your stories make me feel all fuzzy inside.

Huh, I'm hungry for gummy bears now.

Way to go.

How can a stall be token?

I cant wait for "I stole some guys stall!".

At 9/23/07 10:28 AM, greensucksbluerules wrote: How can a stall be token?

He rushed in and closed the door. Only one person can use a stall.

I read the beginning, but then I kinda skimmed through it, and I don't regret doing so. Your story isn't shocking, because it's been done several times before on here. Instead, it just comes across as mean spirited. If the main character wasn't so one dimensional, it probably would've been better.

Your stories are actually really good. Applause.

Another thing: The gummy bear scenario isn't funny, partly because it's not preceded with humour.

bull-crap.

At 9/23/07 02:43 PM, ngmastah wrote: bull-shit.

fixed

no i was there this how it went but instead of movie theater it was in an ally and you didnt hit any1... your not connan o brian either

Where'd you get that candy?

I knew it...

YOU ARE BDENS RIGHT HAND MAN! YOU HELPED WITH THE STICK UP AT TEH CANDY STORE!

stuff like this always happens when you want to go see a movie.

Whats the Lie count for Nsiders?

At 9/23/07 02:48 PM, Link24l wrote: no i was there this how it went but instead of movie theater it was in an ally and you didnt hit any1... your not connan o brian either

Since when did Conan O Brian live in my town?

Suuure.....And I saw Santa Claus!!! What the fuck is wrong with you?!?!?!?!?!?!

At 10/9/07 04:22 PM, Snarez wrote: Suuure.....And I saw Santa Claus!!! What the fuck is wrong with you?!?!?!?!?!?!

Please tell me you are fucking joking.

Very entertaining, just like the rest of your stories.

lol, funny.

Um...how do you piss a movie?

You should gave jammed your thumb up his butthole. And if the mom, cops, or your friends gave you any lip...you should'a jammed your thumb up all their buttholes too.

you did what with a little boy's penis!

I laughed hard at the story, but the whole gummy bear in the dickhole thing made me feel queezy, and my dick is very scared now.

At 9/21/07 09:10 PM, Complete wrote: I went back to the movie but the police tried to arrest me but I told them what happened, they said "Okay, be sure to press charges on him for making your arm tired!" They left and gave a dirty look to the kid.

You mean you didn't gain any wanted levels?

Reference to another thread of your's lol