I was at the movies earlier, basically I was going to see a movie. That is what you do at movies but I refuse to tell which one I saw.
Anyways, during the previews I had finished like two sodas, they kicked in fast because I had to go to the bathroom. I figured since there was probably going to be a few more previews, I would have enough time. Anyways, I enter the men's room and open the door to the stall, but this little kid (With his mom waiting outside I assume) runs passed me and into the stall. Fucker, the other stalls were token. Basically, I was scared I would piss the movie, so I kicked the stall door open and it literally hit the kids head.
He fell right ontop of the toilet, I grabbed his head and dunked it into the toilet. His pants were still down, I interrupted him while he was just about to take a piss. I took some candy out of my pocket. It was some gummy bears. I got one of those cute little bears and shoved it into his dick hole as I smashed his head in. Then I dunked his head under water he tried to escape and I actually lost grip. He ran out of the stall and I grabbed him and flung him into the glass by the sink. Blood was running through the cracks in the glass. I went back into the stall saying "HEY BITCH, THOUGHT YOU WANTED TO BE AN ASS AND USE THE STALL? GO ON TAKE IT!"
I brought him back in and the gummy climbed out of his dick hole and literally tried to smash a hammer on me. I grabbed the gummy bear as it tried to fight back, I through it back into the urinal and flushed it down, it swam for its life, but it pulled me down. I then found myself fighting off in City 17, the Combine were trying to attack me, but I somehow managed to get Rebels in to save me. The gravity gun was shit. Anyways, I came out of the stall and the kid was limping back to his mom. I grabbed the kid and shoved it up the moms penis.
Then I said the final words "IF YOUR KID DARES TO CUT ME OFF AND TAKE THE STALL, I WILL FLUSH HIM DOWN THE TOILET!"
I went back to the movie but the police tried to arrest me but I told them what happened, they said "Okay, be sure to press charges on him for making your arm tired!" They left and gave a dirty look to the kid.
