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At 9/20/07 07:00 PM, Eltelelel wrote:

At 9/20/07 04:53 PM, Shawn wrote:

NVM You're Amercian in other words You're still a child!

nope im an adult

Not until you can drink legally

happy b-day dude I don't know!

seriously.who are you?O_o

At 9/20/07 11:49 AM, inclusivedisjunction wrote: You can vote, too!

Voite? What about buying porno, cigerrets and hookers?

Happy birthday man, I still have a year to go

2700th post!

At 9/20/07 11:53 AM, BlueHippo wrote:

PS you can now legally look at porn, don't pretend to not be excited about that :P

Not only that, but now he can be in one.

When you're 21 you get to purchase beer for minors

Now if you fuck other chicks/guys at your school (I'd assume you're still in high school), it's pedophilia and rape!

Or not because you get immunity for stuff like that while you are attending school I guess.

could u have been.. dancing nancy...

wtf?

Happy birthday to both you and me!

u can have sex!

boobies you lucky of bitch i wish i was 18 so i can join porn sites and get a credit card were's a picture

At 9/20/07 11:49 AM, inclusivedisjunction wrote: You can vote, too!

Not that anybody does.

And not that there'll be a real election until he's 19.

At 9/20/07 08:01 PM, NinjaPirateMaster wrote: u can have sex!

oh and happy birthday

I hope you get hit by a train.

Congrats on being legal. Oh yeah and happy birfday.

At 9/20/07 08:25 PM, 8912 wrote: boobies

Newgrounds you must be lacking, because you didn't notice this picture the noob posted :S

Stat thread? Errr... IRL stat thread? Aw, forget it.

At 9/20/07 07:36 PM, CapnCrunchDaPimp wrote: When you're 21 you get to purchase beer for minors

Oh, and my bad, happy birthday dude.

happy birthday hopefully as another gift you can graduate from college with an awesome degree

Well if you're in Canada....you can go out drinking! If not, well, only a few more years to go lol.

At 9/20/07 07:00 PM, Eltelelel wrote:

At 9/20/07 04:53 PM, Shawn wrote:

NVM You're Amercian in other words You're still a child!

nope im an adult

Nope, there are 4 things you must be legally allowed to do before you are classified as an adult.

Drink

Fuck

Vote

Drive

If you are unable to do any of these things (Unless it Religious reasons) legally, then you are not an adult.

Oh shit it's that douche bag eltelelel. Fucking spamming my PM box, fuck you. Go steal a car.

At 9/20/07 11:47 AM, Eltelelel wrote: i get to buy cigarettes (i dont smoke nor do i buy it for minors)

i bought a pack of Marbolo reds to commemorate my 18 birth day. theyre still in the celophane.

Son, now that you are 18 and legal, there's an adult thing called sex. It's pretty popular these days, you might even have heard about it before. And about alcohol, well, it's great; drink lots of it and people will like you; be careful of what you drink though, a sexy lady could drug you and force you into unvoluntary sex.

Happy birthday.

Happy 18th birthday dude! Don't forget to sign up for the draft ;)

YAY. congrats on surving to 18! But don't leave us...i get lonley some times :( jking well ill drink to ye good health, so the rest oof your life will be a living hell!! muhahahaha

Lets see some bawls.