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Masterbation Tips? 2007-09-19 14:34:35 Reply

Does anyone have any usful tips they would like to share? I mean like, how do you normally masterbate, please share.

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Response to Masterbation Tips? 2007-09-19 14:35:26 Reply

Take my wife...

No, seriously, TAKE HER!


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Response to Masterbation Tips? 2007-09-19 14:37:24 Reply

At 9/19/07 02:35 PM, Catoblepas wrote: Take my wife...

No, seriously, TAKE HER!

Heh, wife.

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Response to Masterbation Tips? 2007-09-19 14:38:04 Reply

up and down on the wang untill the pearl jam comes aflowin


sigh...

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Response to Masterbation Tips? 2007-09-19 14:38:25 Reply

Masturbation sucks. Get a girlfriend and fuck her, but remember the condoms!


Mario doesn't murder koopas!
When it's an accident, it's called koopaslaughter.
I can not be a faggot.

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Response to Masterbation Tips? 2007-09-19 14:39:08 Reply

Usually for a better orgasm, I would just look at arousing pictures until I'm ready to actually masturbate.


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Response to Masterbation Tips? 2007-09-19 14:39:25 Reply

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Response to Masterbation Tips? 2007-09-19 14:39:51 Reply

At 9/19/07 02:39 PM, Dark-Phire wrote: Usually for a better orgasm, I would just look at arousing pictures until I'm ready to actually masturbate.

In short, you fap to porn.


Mario doesn't murder koopas!
When it's an accident, it's called koopaslaughter.
I can not be a faggot.

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Response to Masterbation Tips? 2007-09-19 14:40:03 Reply

I somtimes cut my own dick for pleasure
lololol

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Response to Masterbation Tips? 2007-09-19 14:40:34 Reply

At 9/19/07 02:35 PM, Catoblepas wrote: Take my wife...

No, seriously, TAKE HER!

I take my wife everywhere, but she always finds her way back.


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Response to Masterbation Tips? 2007-09-19 14:40:47 Reply

At 9/19/07 02:39 PM, Dark-Phire wrote: Usually for a better orgasm, I would just look at arousing pictures until I'm ready to actually masturbate.

I usually stop at the peak for a few times before completing it.

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Response to Masterbation Tips? 2007-09-19 14:40:59 Reply

I call my GF, If you want her you can take her... BUT DON'T BRING HER BACK!


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Response to Masterbation Tips? 2007-09-19 14:43:03 Reply

At 9/19/07 02:40 PM, Shawn wrote: I call my GF, If you want her you can take her... BUT DON'T BRING HER BACK!

Soo...Take his girlfriend..PLEASE!

lol

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Response to Masterbation Tips? 2007-09-19 15:01:09 Reply

At 9/19/07 02:40 PM, Mind-Edge wrote:
At 9/19/07 02:39 PM, Dark-Phire wrote: Usually for a better orgasm, I would just look at arousing pictures until I'm ready to actually masturbate.
I usually stop at the peak for a few times before completing it.

Doesn't that feel weird?

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Response to Masterbation Tips? 2007-09-19 15:01:53 Reply

At 9/19/07 02:38 PM, mariobro42 wrote: Masturbation sucks. Get a girlfriend and fuck her, but remember the condoms!

Yeah dude! You tell 'em, chief!

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Response to Masterbation Tips? 2007-09-19 15:02:50 Reply

At 9/19/07 03:01 PM, Little-Rena wrote:
At 9/19/07 02:40 PM, Mind-Edge wrote:
At 9/19/07 02:39 PM, Dark-Phire wrote: Usually for a better orgasm, I would just look at arousing pictures until I'm ready to actually masturbate.
I usually stop at the peak for a few times before completing it.
Doesn't that feel weird?

It does, but it is worth it.

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Response to Masterbation Tips? 2007-09-19 15:03:51 Reply

At 9/19/07 02:38 PM, mariobro42 wrote: Masturbation sucks. Get a girlfriend and fuck her, but remember the condoms!

Its a girl, moron


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Response to Masterbation Tips? 2007-09-19 15:04:26 Reply

At 9/19/07 02:34 PM, Little-Rena wrote: Does anyone have any usful tips they would like to share? I mean like, how do you normally masterbate, please share.

Fuck your mother.

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Response to Masterbation Tips? 2007-09-19 15:05:13 Reply

At 9/19/07 03:02 PM, Mind-Edge wrote: It does, but it is worth it.

More juice?

At 9/19/07 03:03 PM, Narfer wrote: Its a girl, moron

Who's a girl? I'm a guy.

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Response to Masterbation Tips? 2007-09-19 15:06:21 Reply

for god sakes LOCK your door.i'm going to embarass the hell out of my kid when he/she turns 13 to lock the door when fapping.

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Response to Masterbation Tips? 2007-09-19 15:06:41 Reply

take it really slowly and enjoy what you are doing....oh and dont just get off for the hell of it, only do it when you want to, that way you have better orgasms!

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Response to Masterbation Tips? 2007-09-19 15:06:58 Reply

At 9/19/07 03:05 PM, Little-Rena wrote:
At 9/19/07 03:02 PM, Mind-Edge wrote: It does, but it is worth it.
More juice?

It feels better, more juice also.

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Response to Masterbation Tips? 2007-09-19 15:07:24 Reply

I beat my snake with a bat.


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Response to Masterbation Tips? 2007-09-19 15:12:33 Reply

At 9/19/07 02:39 PM, mariobro42 wrote:
At 9/19/07 02:39 PM, Dark-Phire wrote: Usually for a better orgasm, I would just look at arousing pictures until I'm ready to actually masturbate.
In short, you fap to porn.

In short, you have a chode.


I hope everybody had a real, real good time.

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Response to Masterbation Tips? 2007-09-19 15:22:40 Reply

You want spelling tips? Ok it's MASTURBATION.


I dont have a signature, stop bugging me.

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Response to Masterbation Tips? 2007-09-19 15:27:46 Reply

At 9/19/07 03:22 PM, UltraPulse wrote: You want spelling tips? Ok it's MASTURBATION.

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Response to Masterbation Tips? 2007-09-19 15:32:19 Reply

Pretty much ^_^

But I'm just saying thats how it's spelled. Very common mistake.


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Response to Masterbation Tips? 2007-09-19 15:33:19 Reply

At 9/19/07 03:32 PM, UltraPulse wrote: But I'm just saying thats how it's spelled. Very common mistake.

That's great, if I wrote a page you'd find many miss spellings, I'm bad at spelling ;)

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Response to Masterbation Tips? 2007-09-19 15:42:12 Reply

At 9/19/07 03:01 PM, Little-Rena wrote:
At 9/19/07 02:40 PM, Mind-Edge wrote:
At 9/19/07 02:39 PM, Dark-Phire wrote: Usually for a better orgasm, I would just look at arousing pictures until I'm ready to actually masturbate.
I usually stop at the peak for a few times before completing it.
Doesn't that feel weird?

not really, but sometimes you make a MASSIVE LOAD. I'm sure mind-edge would agree.


Stop looking

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Response to Masterbation Tips? 2007-09-19 15:56:05 Reply

At 9/19/07 03:03 PM, Narfer wrote:
At 9/19/07 02:38 PM, mariobro42 wrote: Masturbation sucks. Get a girlfriend and fuck her, but remember the condoms!
Its a girl, moron

No, it's a girlFRIEND, moron!


Mario doesn't murder koopas!
When it's an accident, it's called koopaslaughter.
I can not be a faggot.

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