Turn the internet off!

I'd love to see the internet get 'turned off'. Hell, all this shitty technology isn't good for us anyway. I mean, as much as I enjoy my interwebz, I could care less if it was taken away.

SUPPORT IS SUPPORT

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Response to Turn the internet off! 2007-09-18 19:27:33 Reply

At 9/18/07 07:24 PM, YoungAndWise wrote: Sorry, I like it here.

Bye bye.

You SINNER! Did you know that 9 out of 8 people agree that the internet is online? And if that many people agree then clearly it must be evil! Just look at the Bible, no two people can agree on it's message, and it is the holiest of documents!

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Response to Turn the internet off! 2007-09-18 19:27:46 Reply

Kill the mouse.
Remove its balls.

Hail 7chan.

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Response to Turn the internet off! 2007-09-18 19:27:46 Reply

At 9/18/07 07:24 PM, IND658 wrote: sure ill join CUNTFLAPS.

CUNTFLAPS ftw!

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Response to Turn the internet off! 2007-09-18 19:34:59 Reply

Old, but still funny.

THE INTERNET TEACHES KIDS IT'S OKAY TO TAKE HEROIN AND SELL YOUR BODY FOR KICKS, WHEN, IN FACT, IT ISN'T OKAY AT ALL.
WHEN I WENT ON THE INTERNET, I FOUND MYSELF LOOKING AT PICTURES OF NAKED WOMEN AND ACTUALLY ENJOYING IT. THIS IS A *REAL* SHAME.
THE DEVIL USES THE INTERNET, EVERY DAY.

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Response to Turn the internet off! 2007-09-18 19:38:23 Reply

The irony kills me

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Response to Turn the internet off! 2007-09-18 19:56:09 Reply

lol

Hell

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Response to Turn the internet off! 2007-09-18 19:59:56 Reply

Hey, I used to be in CUNTFLAPS

anyone?

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Response to Turn the internet off! 2007-09-18 20:01:14 Reply

I do beleive I pissed myself.

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Response to Turn the internet off! 2007-09-18 20:02:12 Reply

What the fuck?

Turn the internet off!

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Response to Turn the internet off! 2007-09-18 20:03:20 Reply

"THE INTERNET TEACHES YOU HOW TO MAKE NUCLEAR BOMBS, OR PROTEST THE GOVERNMENT."

Protest? Oh the thought! The sheer horror of it!

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Response to Turn the internet off! 2007-09-18 20:09:52 Reply

At 9/18/07 07:56 PM, KillerClam wrote: lol

THIS IS NO LAUGHING MATTER! The internet is eating your soul.

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Response to Turn the internet off! 2007-09-19 01:22:55 Reply

At 9/18/07 08:01 PM, gipper2 wrote: I do beleive I pissed myself.

You're RIGHT! the internet is a huge toilet! In HELL!

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Response to Turn the internet off! 2007-09-19 01:27:44 Reply

It was made in jest. It reeks of satire.

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Response to Turn the internet off! 2007-09-19 02:36:05 Reply

Let's all try to shut down the internet by posting on forums that only make up a small small small percent of it.

Yeah, it'll work.

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Response to Turn the internet off! 2007-09-19 02:38:25 Reply

I only thought this was a joke in Grand Theft Auto, didn't think they had their own site.

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Response to Turn the internet off! 2007-09-19 02:39:03 Reply

At 9/18/07 07:27 PM, ChasmyrSS wrote:

You SINNER! Did you know that 9 out of 8 people agree that the internet is online? And if that many people agree then clearly it must be evil! Just look at the Bible, no two people can agree on it's message, and it is the holiest of documents!

You just refrenced the BIBLE to the internet and Newgrounds.....

This is the best thread ever.

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Response to Turn the internet off! 2007-09-19 02:55:24 Reply

At 9/19/07 02:36 AM, StarF68 wrote: Let's all try to shut down the internet by posting on forums that only make up a small small small percent of it.

Yeah, it'll work.

I like your optimism!

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Response to Turn the internet off! 2007-09-19 03:21:26 Reply

At 9/18/07 07:23 PM, ChasmyrSS wrote: Join us! We are CITIZENS UNITED NEGATING TECHNOLOGY FOR LIFE AND PEOPLE'S SAFETY.

Remember: The internet is an EVIL place and everyone who uses it will go to hell.

"THE ONLY FRIENDS YOU MAKE ONLINE ARE NERDS, LOSERS OR PERVERTS. BECAUSE EXCEPT FOR YOU AND ME, EVERYONE ONLINE IS ONE OF THESE."

This message was paid for by Rockstar Games. Don't believe me? Then use a Whois to determine the registrar.

your telling everybody that the internet is bad when your on the internet?
what have you been smoking dude

i got caught with weed and what

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Response to Turn the internet off! 2007-09-19 03:23:01 Reply

At 9/19/07 03:21 AM, cadilac wrote:
At 9/18/07 07:23 PM, ChasmyrSS wrote: Join us! We are CITIZENS UNITED NEGATING TECHNOLOGY FOR LIFE AND PEOPLE'S SAFETY.

Remember: The internet is an EVIL place and everyone who uses it will go to hell.

"THE ONLY FRIENDS YOU MAKE ONLINE ARE NERDS, LOSERS OR PERVERTS. BECAUSE EXCEPT FOR YOU AND ME, EVERYONE ONLINE IS ONE OF THESE."

This message was paid for by Rockstar Games. Don't believe me? Then use a Whois to determine the registrar.
your telling everybody that the internet is bad when your on the internet?
what have you been smoking dude

dude its of liberty city stories the guy stole it off a video game

also

kanye west does not care about black people

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