Who would you rather be???

[Dekuboy]

Who would you rather be?

Tom Fulp, but you have a really small dick?

Or Eric Bauman, but you have huge dick and a really hot, horny wife? Remember, you will still be a hated thief!

Well???

[Hebacheba]

Tom.

[AniMetal]

Tom fulp any day, its sad I know but hey at least I own newgrounds. ^^ Cyber sex Fyi.

[w4kcl]

Tom Fulp because I could kill Eric Bauman and then fuck his wife.

[Dookiemaister]

big dick you say? hot horny wife you say? sure, i'd be eric. (who ever the fuck he is)

[peterg2]

eric

[eyeothestorm]

At 9/18/07 07:03 PM, Dookiemaister wrote: big dick you say? hot horny wife you say? sure, i'd be eric. (who ever the fuck he is)

That made laugh. I mean really.

lol, Blasphemy

[Dekuboy]

At 9/18/07 07:03 PM, Dookiemaister wrote: big dick you say? hot horny wife you say? sure, i'd be eric. (who ever the fuck he is)

You do not know who Eric Bauman is??? He is the creator of Ebaum's World.com.

[NGCA]

Right, but if we were Eric Bauman, we could just stop being a theiving faggot and apologize to the artists.

Thus big dick, horney wife'd, repenter.

[Dookiemaister]

At 9/18/07 07:05 PM, Dekuboy wrote:

At 9/18/07 07:03 PM, Dookiemaister wrote: big dick you say? hot horny wife you say? sure, i'd be eric. (who ever the fuck he is)

You do not know who Eric Bauman is??? He is the creator of Ebaum's World.com.

actually, before i posted i didnt know who he was, but then i thought about it and remembered ebaums world. i'd still wanto bone a hot horny chick with my big ass dick though.

hell, i would even choose to be hitler...

[Dekuboy]

At 9/18/07 07:11 PM, NGCA wrote: Right, but if we were Eric Bauman, we could just stop being a theiving faggot and apologize to the artists.

Thus big dick, horney wife'd, repenter.

That's true. You could delete your site, and then become loved... but I still would like to be Tom Fulp.

[Carrottime]

Tom Fulp, cause then I'd own newgrounds =P

[Strength]

Tom Fulp.

I still have my dignity, guys.

[pulseofthemaggots]

At 9/18/07 07:01 PM, Dekuboy wrote: Who would you rather be?

Tom Fulp, but you have a really small dick?

Or Eric Bauman, but you have huge dick and a really hot, horny wife? Remember, you will still be a hated thief!

Well???

Eric, but not only that but he makes far more money than Tom XD
Big dick, horny wife, great $ucce$$

[jfella91]

Eric... idk what I would do with a small dick.

[BananaBreadMuffin]

Dude, what's so bad about Eric Bauman?

Pros? Big cock, horny wife, high-earning website, lots of money, etc etc.
Cons? A tiny percentage of the web hates you, while a much larger percentage loves your site, while a larger percentage still has no opinion either way.

woaaaah.

[Dookiemaister]

At 9/18/07 07:20 PM, BananaBreadMuffin wrote: Dude, what's so bad about Eric Bauman?

Pros? Big cock, horny wife, high-earning website, lots of money, etc etc.
Cons? A tiny percentage of the web hates you, while a much larger percentage loves your site, while a larger percentage still has no opinion either way.

woaaaah.

valid points you got there.

[PlatinumWarrior]

Tom.

[NGCA]

At 9/18/07 07:20 PM, BananaBreadMuffin wrote: Dude, what's so bad about Eric Bauman?

His name is Bauman.

[Revanz]

I would choose to be Eric, just stay away from the sites that hate you, or go to them sites and give them a Youtube video of you boning your hot wife, and at the end put.

"This could be you... if you weren't such cuntfags"

It would give me some good laughs

[Thesuit11]

Both! Muwhuhahaha!

[Jamiko]

Tom, cuz he gets all tha pussy

regardless of penor size

[Dekuboy]

It would be funny if Tom Fulp posted in here, saying that he would want to be Eric Bauman.

Or would it just be weird?

[Doom-Fan]

Wishing to be someone else is just a waste of the person you are.

[NGCA]

At 9/18/07 07:38 PM, Doom-Fan wrote: Wishing to be someone else is just a waste of the person you are.

I R QUESTION DODGER.
I R OPINIONATED.
Give me a trophy.

I R INSIGHTFUL.

[Doom-Fan]

At 9/18/07 07:39 PM, NGCA wrote:

At 9/18/07 07:38 PM, Doom-Fan wrote: Wishing to be someone else is just a waste of the person you are.

I R QUESTION DODGER.
I R OPINIONATED.
Give me a trophy.

I R INSIGHTFUL.

Me or you? Because if you're trying to make fun of me, it's failing.

[ZeroAsALimit]

I already have a pifitully small dick and Tom is a greater man, so, naturally, Tom.

[BananaBreadMuffin]

At 9/18/07 07:25 PM, NGCA wrote:

At 9/18/07 07:20 PM, BananaBreadMuffin wrote: Dude, what's so bad about Eric Bauman?

His name is Bauman.

If you insist.

[DariusR]

Eric Bauman, anything for that penis.