if you were God What would you do?

[SiMpSoN-bRuVaS]

If you were god how would you use your power. id use mine to manipulate girls xD!!!

[Alcohol1]

i'd kill myself.

[lol-king]

your mam...?

[HailFire]

I would directly prove my existance so you idiots would stop fucking fighting about it.

Also, smiting.

[Phantox]

If I where God I'd make all anime girls real but keeping their anime apearence and be able to have sex with them.

[HeartbreakHoldout]

I'd make as much stuff as possible go wrong and never directly reveal myself, so I'd get lolz when I looked on my giant CCTV screen at the people in hell wondering how the fuck they ended up there.

[AustinR]

I'd make a smarter stronger race of humans that wouldn't sell out thier own people and would actually take care of the earth and all it's inhabatants and watch them make the (almost) perfect civilization. They'd also destroy all of the now existing humans.

2700th post, yay!

[Seanmlr]

At 9/17/07 06:08 PM, AustinR wrote: I'd make a smarter stronger race of humans that wouldn't sell out thier own people and would actually take care of the earth and all it's inhabatants and watch them make the (almost) perfect civilization. They'd also destroy all of the now existing humans.

Ok hitler

[Strength]

I'd create the world in seven days.

[sepiroth-blade]

At 9/17/07 06:05 PM, Phantox wrote: If I where God I'd make all anime girls real but keeping their anime apearence and be able to have sex with them.

such honasty , and that in danger of a huge flame , applause is needed

*claps*

[TheRipper00]

make another planet for us to kill...and make all women moive star hot no question

[AustinR]

At 9/17/07 06:10 PM, Seanmlr wrote:

At 9/17/07 06:08 PM, AustinR wrote: I'd make a smarter stronger race of humans that wouldn't sell out thier own people and would actually take care of the earth and all it's inhabatants and watch them make the (almost) perfect civilization. They'd also destroy all of the now existing humans.

Ok hitler

lol I knew someone was going to say that. What I meant was that we as a human race are pretty evil. We go around robbing people blind of thier money and putting them out on the streets (legally with all of our loop holes) and we start wars just because we don't like each other. And face it, we aren't that smart, we know all the horrable thing we're doing to our planet but we comtinue to ruin it every day. I was going to say that the new race could teach the now exu=isting ones how to live properly but then I remembered that we as humans wouldn't change or learn from our mistkes: History repeats itself

[mightypotato]

I'd hit the "reset" button. Because as of right now, it definitely looks like God needs to take a mulligan on us.

[HiniberusDelius]

Okay this is what I'd do:

A) Kill all whiney emos
B) Get all the shiz I want
C) Get high on all forms of drugs then with my Godly powers remove and addiction and harmful side-effects.
D) Same thing like that other dude about the anime chicks
E) Make alot of awsome real women and make all chicks bi so it would be awsomely kinkey
F) Remove ALL STD's
G) Make all Black people white (Call me raceist I don't give a fuck)
H) I have the optimum penis
I) Kill all furries
J) Kill all fags
K) Remove the possibility of fatness so people would have higher self-esteem
L) Have an awsome PC with awsome internet conenction
M) Have all consoles and new games.

[LightandDark]

Freeze time, and figure out what the fuck went wrong with the Human race, once i do, fix it and start time again, problem solved

[LinkSilvermane]

I'd probably do something about the whole "Heaven and Hell" situation.

Seriously, what could I possibly do, to deserve either an eternity of bliss or a timeless punishment in the pits of damnation?

Either way, the outcome is too extreme. I'd straighten that out a tad.

Then, I'd just give all that omnipotence and such back to the original God...it'd probably be a bit too much of a burden for lil' ol' me.

[TheVulcan]

Make porn sites completely and totally free.

[CNRHKick]

I'd kill Bill Gates and make the only existing computers Apples.

[ZeroAsALimit]

I'd kill Sophia for causing you all to exist.

[cookie-monsta1]

I'd make a planet, sit back, relax, add a disaster here and there and voila

one planet earth.

[Jamiko]

Id merely sit back and watch life unfold, not prove i exist, and cause thousands of wars

[ObsessedOne]

I would grab your cock

[Vousielle]

At 9/17/07 06:26 PM, TheVulcan wrote: Make porn sites completely and totally free.

Win.

I would give pigeon's the ability to control human minds, just for the fuck of it.

[animemasta]

I'd use my power to peep -_-

[BatteryPowered]

I wouldn't exist.

[AapoJoki]

I would make a rule that only those who believe in God go to Hell.

[Ornithorynque]

At 9/17/07 06:19 PM, mightypotato wrote: I'd hit the "reset" button. Because as of right now, it definitely looks like God needs to take a mulligan on us.

I'd Demod,and then Mod mightypotato.

And continue with this.

[Ultor]

World peace

[KerfuffleMach2]

At 9/17/07 06:19 PM, mightypotato wrote: I'd hit the "reset" button. Because as of right now, it definitely looks like God needs to take a mulligan on us.

That wins.

[Jamie]

I'd prove my existence so people would stop arguing about it.