Democrats want to uphold the sanctity of the constitution whilst simultaniously shitting all over it by supporting a gun ban. Republicans want to uphold the sanctity of the constitution whilst simultaniously shitting all over it by supporting the repeal of of Habeus Corpus.
Republicans like to blame Clinton for cutting the military budget, even though it was the smart thing to do. Democrats like to blame Bush for every change it funding ever, no matter if it was smart or not.
Democrats think republicans are idiots for voting for bush. The Democrats also ran Michael Dukakis.
The Republicans think that all Democrats are atheists, and that atheism is evil. The Democrats think that all Republicans are Roman-Catholics, and that Catholicism is evil.
Republicans can't think for themselves and will believe all the bullshit that lying, frauding bullshitter Bill O'Reily throws out. Democrats can't think for themselves and will believe all the bullshit that lying, frauding fatass Mike Moore throws out.
Republicans have to live down the fact that Giuliani fucked his cousin. Democrats have to live down the fact that Clinton fucked just about everyone else.
The Republicans where the immoral scumbags who lied and distorted everything Al Gore said during his election. The Democrats are the spineless pussies who didn't do anything about it.
The Republicans latest champion, George W. Bush, lied and abused the system, even resorting to breaking the law, to avoid serving in 'Nam. The Democrats latest Champion, Bill Clinton, lied and abused the system to avoid serving in 'Nam, almost resorting to breaking the law. The difference? Democrats somehow think the fact that he didn't makes him so much better.
The Republicans pardoned Scooter Libby, a blatantly guilty man, simply do to the fact that he backed up the President. The democrats waited until their last days in the executive office to pull that bullshit.
The democrats think anything with the word "god" in it needs to be banned. The republicans think anything with a speck of animated blood needs to be banned.
The republicans have Dick Cheney; The democrats have Jack Kennedy.
The Republicans couldn't shut up about how bad the president was when he invaded Kosovo. Now they can't stop bitching about democrats who critisize the government in a time of war.
The Republicans showed they are pro-torture when Abu-Gharaib came out. The democrats showed us they are pro torture when they made us sit through a John Kerry debate.
The Democrat dominated schools always bitch about the republican influences. The Rupert Murdock controlled media always bitch about the "liberal media", whatever that is. \
The republicans think they can win an argument by pointing out that "George Bush" said it, the man who's made more crucial errors then any other president in History. The democrats think they can win an argument without pointing out anything relevant at all.
And what it all comes down to...
Republicans suck, Democrats blow.