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Cuppa-LettuceNog
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The difference between dems & reps 2007-09-16 22:18:34 Reply

Democrats want to uphold the sanctity of the constitution whilst simultaniously shitting all over it by supporting a gun ban. Republicans want to uphold the sanctity of the constitution whilst simultaniously shitting all over it by supporting the repeal of of Habeus Corpus.

Republicans like to blame Clinton for cutting the military budget, even though it was the smart thing to do. Democrats like to blame Bush for every change it funding ever, no matter if it was smart or not.

Democrats think republicans are idiots for voting for bush. The Democrats also ran Michael Dukakis.

The Republicans think that all Democrats are atheists, and that atheism is evil. The Democrats think that all Republicans are Roman-Catholics, and that Catholicism is evil.

Republicans can't think for themselves and will believe all the bullshit that lying, frauding bullshitter Bill O'Reily throws out. Democrats can't think for themselves and will believe all the bullshit that lying, frauding fatass Mike Moore throws out.

Republicans have to live down the fact that Giuliani fucked his cousin. Democrats have to live down the fact that Clinton fucked just about everyone else.

The Republicans where the immoral scumbags who lied and distorted everything Al Gore said during his election. The Democrats are the spineless pussies who didn't do anything about it.

The Republicans latest champion, George W. Bush, lied and abused the system, even resorting to breaking the law, to avoid serving in 'Nam. The Democrats latest Champion, Bill Clinton, lied and abused the system to avoid serving in 'Nam, almost resorting to breaking the law. The difference? Democrats somehow think the fact that he didn't makes him so much better.

The Republicans pardoned Scooter Libby, a blatantly guilty man, simply do to the fact that he backed up the President. The democrats waited until their last days in the executive office to pull that bullshit.

The democrats think anything with the word "god" in it needs to be banned. The republicans think anything with a speck of animated blood needs to be banned.

The republicans have Dick Cheney; The democrats have Jack Kennedy.

The Republicans couldn't shut up about how bad the president was when he invaded Kosovo. Now they can't stop bitching about democrats who critisize the government in a time of war.

The Republicans showed they are pro-torture when Abu-Gharaib came out. The democrats showed us they are pro torture when they made us sit through a John Kerry debate.

The Democrat dominated schools always bitch about the republican influences. The Rupert Murdock controlled media always bitch about the "liberal media", whatever that is. \

The republicans think they can win an argument by pointing out that "George Bush" said it, the man who's made more crucial errors then any other president in History. The democrats think they can win an argument without pointing out anything relevant at all.

And what it all comes down to...

Republicans suck, Democrats blow.


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Response to The difference between dems & reps 2007-09-16 22:27:17 Reply

Hooray for stereotypes and amusing anecdotes.

At 9/16/07 10:18 PM, Cuppa-LettuceNog wrote: Republicans suck, Democrats blow.

And Libertarians swallow.

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Response to The difference between dems & reps 2007-09-16 22:34:28 Reply

This thread delivers.

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Response to The difference between dems & reps 2007-09-16 22:36:27 Reply

At 9/16/07 10:34 PM, Memorize wrote: This thread delivers.

Your mom delivers.

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Typical example of political discourse in this country.


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Response to The difference between dems & reps 2007-09-16 22:38:46 Reply

At 9/16/07 10:36 PM, Cuppa-LettuceNog wrote:
At 9/16/07 10:34 PM, Memorize wrote: This thread delivers.
Your mom delivers.

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Typical example of political discourse in this country.

Your mom is a political discourse in this country.

Lewinsky?

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Response to The difference between dems & reps 2007-09-16 23:55:47 Reply

At 9/16/07 10:27 PM, ReThink wrote:
At 9/16/07 10:18 PM, Cuppa-LettuceNog wrote: Republicans suck, Democrats blow.
And Libertarians swallow.

And the Greens put on a free Donkey Show.

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Response to The difference between dems & reps 2007-09-16 23:57:14 Reply

At 9/16/07 11:55 PM, Demosthenez wrote:
At 9/16/07 10:27 PM, ReThink wrote:
At 9/16/07 10:18 PM, Cuppa-LettuceNog wrote:
And the Greens put on a free Donkey Show.

I have learned many things in my life.

But the biggest one; never see a Donkey Show.


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Response to The difference between dems & reps 2007-09-17 00:05:41 Reply

What would I fall under if I'm socially libertarian. Needless to say, this thread is better for satire than either mine or HighlyIllogical's.


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Response to The difference between dems & reps 2007-09-17 00:56:56 Reply

At 9/16/07 10:18 PM, Cuppa-LettuceNog wrote: Republicans suck, Democrats blow.
And Libertarians swallow.

and independents fornicate.

i think we've just about summarized everything up in this thread

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Response to The difference between dems & reps 2007-09-17 01:47:38 Reply

At 9/17/07 12:05 AM, JakeHero wrote: What would I fall under if I'm socially libertarian

An asshole.


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Response to The difference between dems & reps 2007-09-17 01:54:58 Reply

Black people drive low-riders and wear gold chains. White people drive minivans and wear sweater-vests.

Am I funny, too?


Think you're pretty clever...

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Response to The difference between dems & reps 2007-09-17 02:23:54 Reply

At 9/17/07 01:54 AM, Gunter45 wrote: Black people drive low-riders and wear gold chains. White people drive minivans and wear sweater-vests.

Am I funny, too?

It isn't your turn yet, the audience hasn't done a massive turn on him yet, I say wait until the end of the next commercial break.


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Response to The difference between dems & reps 2008-03-08 06:38:43 Reply

great stuff

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Response to The difference between dems & reps 2008-03-08 11:39:48 Reply

ay-ay-ay... ay curumba dios mio

Ha wow this is great stuff


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Response to The difference between dems & reps 2008-03-08 16:41:28 Reply

This is why I'm independent.


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Response to The difference between dems & reps 2008-03-08 17:27:08 Reply

At 9/16/07 10:18 PM, Cuppa-LettuceNog wrote: The Republicans think that all Democrats are atheists, and that atheism is evil. The Democrats think that all Republicans are Roman-Catholics, and that Catholicism is evil.

I disagree with this part.

A high percentage of Roman Catholics are democrats -- look at John Kerry; John Kennedy.

I think a better way to word it would've been like this:

The Republicans think all Democrats are Atheists, and that Atheism is evil. The Democrats think that all Republicans are evangelicals, and that evangelism is evil.


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Response to The difference between dems & reps 2008-03-08 18:09:34 Reply

Years ago, someone once told me that Democrats want to help others and Republicans want to help themselves.

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Response to The difference between dems & reps 2008-03-08 20:39:19 Reply

The republicans want to make the US a theocracy, more like it.


At 8/16/14 11:58 PM, Feoric wrote:
Remember: he was shot in the back 35 feet away from the police cruiser. That's not up for debate.

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Response to The difference between dems & reps 2008-03-08 20:56:28 Reply

in the words of Southpark- "you're always going to have to vote for some douche or some turd" i'm still a liberal, but you bring things into perspective!