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=o Are The Chavs Dieing ! {england} 2007-09-14 17:30:06 Reply

Now the first thing that will happen is that some immature American twat. is going to see ENGLAND ONLY! Thus assuming that this is an anti America thread (trust me on this), however knights of the round table this is aside the point...

Please take time like a good sport to read what I have to say this is a news report for James Bonds sake !

As many of you may know from time to time I spring up with the latest news that's happening in Queen-And Country... Today my friends, not one little shit walked down my street! Not once I say, in-fact I have been seeing much less of them recently.. With there Fred Perry this and fucking burbury that, where are they now? How long has it been since you last encountered one serious bunch of pillocks? I haven't seen one in days :). Mind you I don't live close to London I live in the calm pleasant midland <3 - With no offence to anyone who lives in London the trend has suggested to me that this is the origination of the chav culture.

Discuss- as this could be the end of all things wrong with England! Seriously rest of the world these hooligans are where everything went wrong!

Debate!

Although this is aimed at England it still would be nice to get some feedback from other parts of the UK, America.etc

I hear abortions are banned in Ireland =O Catholic troubles?

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Response to =o Are The Chavs Dieing ! {england} 2007-09-14 17:33:00 Reply

Actually, one, today, in college, doing computing....at midnight, naked!


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Response to =o Are The Chavs Dieing ! {england} 2007-09-14 17:36:22 Reply

At 9/14/07 05:33 PM, EvilJesus wrote: Actually, one, today, in college, doing computing....at midnight, naked!

2 of my favourite words! 1 and naked :D Still only 1, this has got to mean something other then butsex =P


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Response to =o Are The Chavs Dieing ! {england} 2007-09-14 17:37:13 Reply

At 9/14/07 05:30 PM, ArmouredGRIFFON wrote:
I hear abortions are banned in Ireland =O Catholic troubles?

That sure as FUCKING HELL better not include Northern Ireland.

But I disagree with your theory. I saw 8. That's right EIGHT of the gits walking down the street as I left my Grandparents's house a few hours ago. They were swearing loudly, and wearing tracksuits that were about 10 times too big for there bodies.

I identified at least 3 of them directly as chavs. If you had of seen them, you'd know it too. The other 5 were just following at least 2 were girls, I mistook them for men at the sound of their voices and the few glances I made at them. But I would still have hit it ;)

I was sad that a fight didn't erupt. Last time I fought a group of chavs it ended in bloodshed and tears. (For them)

Then again, I live in Ireland. But we have East Belfast to your London. (It's not really divided officially, you just get a lot of Red Light Districts and chavs and the like down there) And it's SWARMING with the buggers. I live a good bit away from it, mind. But still. Eugh.


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Response to =o Are The Chavs Dieing ! {england} 2007-09-14 17:39:20 Reply

Chad rhymes with Fads, coincedince? Wow chavs must be a really bad thing due west.

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Response to =o Are The Chavs Dieing ! {england} 2007-09-14 17:40:56 Reply

They most definitely aren't.

Even here in Guildford, the tennis courts are a no-go option for a woman at night.

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Response to =o Are The Chavs Dieing ! {england} 2007-09-14 17:45:02 Reply

At 9/14/07 05:30 PM, ArmouredGRIFFON wrote: Mind you I don't live close to London I live in the calm pleasant midland <3

The midlands are a shithole. This side of the is anyway. It's full of foreigners and people from Nottingham.

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Response to =o Are The Chavs Dieing ! {england} 2007-09-14 17:49:09 Reply

At 9/14/07 05:37 PM, Centurion-Ryan wrote:
At 9/14/07 05:30 PM, ArmouredGRIFFON wrote:
I hear abortions are banned in Ireland =O Catholic troubles?
That sure as FUCKING HELL better not include Northern Ireland.

It might do... Wiki it mate!

I identified at least 3 of them directly as chavs. If you had of seen them, you'd know it too. The other 5 were just following at least 2 were girls, I mistook them for men at the sound of their voices and the few glances I made at them. But I would still have hit it ;)

Generally chavs, have followers who often are quite sound once you get to know them ...

I was sad that a fight didn't erupt. Last time I fought a group of chavs it ended in bloodshed and tears. (For them)

Haha good show :D Twatted them all =P

Then again, I live in Ireland. But we have East Belfast to your London. (It's not really divided officially, you just get a lot of Red Light Districts and chavs and the like down there) And it's SWARMING with the buggers. I live a good bit away from it, mind. But still. Eugh.

Eugh is enough said, what part of England are you in? Midlands, middlesbrough, NE, SE.etc


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Response to =o Are The Chavs Dieing ! {england} 2007-09-14 17:51:04 Reply

there all dieing out because were going green and eating healthier


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Response to =o Are The Chavs Dieing ! {england} 2007-09-14 17:51:54 Reply

At 9/14/07 05:45 PM, HeartbreakHoldout wrote:
The midlands are a shithole. This side of the is anyway. It's full of foreigners and people from Nottingham.

Noo, im not too far off the ""Medowall", close to Chesterfeild. It's quite sound over here :)


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Response to =o Are The Chavs Dieing ! {england} 2007-09-14 17:52:31 Reply

At 9/14/07 05:40 PM, JenGilbert wrote: They most definitely aren't.

Even here in Guildford, the tennis courts are a no-go option for a woman at night.

Who the Fuck plays Tennis at night?

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Response to =o Are The Chavs Dieing ! {england} 2007-09-14 17:54:52 Reply

Chavs originated in out of town areas through teenage boredom. They were commonly known as townies, because they originated in the smaller towns.


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Response to =o Are The Chavs Dieing ! {england} 2007-09-14 18:13:33 Reply

Come to Kent, the home of chavs.

They breed like rabbits over here =(


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Response to =o Are The Chavs Dieing ! {england} 2007-09-14 18:14:32 Reply

At 9/14/07 05:54 PM, DanAbnormal wrote: Chavs originated in out of town areas through teenage boredom. They were commonly known as townies, because they originated in the smaller towns.

Didn't townies used to wear jeans? And listen to decency?

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Response to =o Are The Chavs Dieing ! {england} 2007-09-14 18:16:02 Reply

The lung cancer and liver disease must have finally caught up to them.


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Response to =o Are The Chavs Dieing ! {england} 2007-09-14 18:19:13 Reply

At 9/14/07 05:52 PM, Reaperyami wrote: Who the Fuck plays Tennis at night?

No, they don't actually play tennis. There's a shady bit behind the courts where they all hang out getting pissed and being anti-social.

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Response to =o Are The Chavs Dieing ! {england} 2007-09-14 18:23:13 Reply

Come to Carlisle AKA Chav city, there are Chav babies and Chaz oldies! What more could you want?


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Response to =o Are The Chavs Dieing ! {england} 2007-09-14 18:24:51 Reply

They've all moved up North, to Scotland.


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Response to =o Are The Chavs Dieing ! {england} 2007-09-14 18:28:43 Reply

At 9/14/07 06:24 PM, LOLZILLA wrote: They've all moved up North, to Scotland.

If this is true you have no idea of the true wretched evils you are dealing with!


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Response to =o Are The Chavs Dieing ! {england} 2007-09-14 18:31:17 Reply

fuck catholics

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Response to =o Are The Chavs Dieing ! {england} 2007-09-14 18:33:13 Reply

At 9/14/07 06:31 PM, Billy-Bean wrote: fuck catholics

Whoa, don't be a captin' negetivity


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Response to =o Are The Chavs Dieing ! {england} 2007-09-14 18:35:12 Reply

I wish they were vanishing. but I'm afraid round my area they are still as numerous as ever. I went into my old 6th form today, and it is now totally infested with the blighters.

Throw that in with the fact some little shits decided to threw bricks at me a few weeks ago then the evidence I've seen suggests the opposite of your hypothesis.

I hope I'm wrong though.
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Response to =o Are The Chavs Dieing ! {england} 2007-09-14 18:40:14 Reply

At 9/14/07 06:35 PM, Tri-Nitro-Toluene wrote:

We can only hope :'( ...

Cries and turns on Tv to Johnothen Ross :)


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Response to =o Are The Chavs Dieing ! {england} 2007-09-14 18:48:27 Reply

At 9/14/07 06:40 PM, ArmouredGRIFFON wrote:
At 9/14/07 06:35 PM, Tri-Nitro-Toluene wrote:
We can only hope :'( ...

Cries and turns on Tv to Johnothen Ross :)

We can indeed hope.

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Response to =o Are The Chavs Dieing ! {england} 2007-09-15 07:54:14 Reply

Johnothen ross is indeed great, now back to chavs =O


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Response to =o Are The Chavs Dieing ! {england} 2007-09-15 08:13:54 Reply

i hope they all die and burn i hell


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Response to =o Are The Chavs Dieing ! {england} 2007-09-15 08:26:23 Reply

got the greatest chav bash-up story ever(well i think it is)

okay i live in nst.helens and if you dont know the second friday of every month we have a certain event at a local venue called Overload naturally the venue is to small and it can only fit like 70 ppl in it so the other 330 have to stay outside luckily theres a college nearby so everyone just hngs around there gettin drunk and stoned nd acting proper mosher ;)

anyway there was like 100 of us near a street corner but one of us were near the edge of the corner and some chavs were comin down the road and shouted "fucking emo dick" at him. my mate naturally laughs cos he knows wats gonna happen.

and it does...the chavs run down hopin to get a fight goin and just so it happens they spot the other 99 of us and then we beat the living crap out of them it was a grand night :)


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Response to =o Are The Chavs Dieing ! {england} 2007-09-15 08:38:08 Reply

I think chavs are like, immortal or something.

Bump.

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Response to =o Are The Chavs Dieing ! {england} 2007-09-15 08:57:51 Reply

Chavs aren't dying...they are moving to Australia! I saw a big bunch not so long ago...I was shocked and amazed, and then laughed when my Brittish friend called them scallies.