Question #1
Sum idiot makes a test on how much of an asshole you are. What do you do?
a) Without responding you say "phail" with or without a matching picture.
b) You don't like it, but you simply ignore it.
c) You take the test and post your results.
d) You take the test but you don't post your results, but reply as if you didn't take it because other people might not like it.
c) You take the test and post your results.
Question #2
One of your favourite websites, NG, is flooded with idiots who post chain letters in review space and PM's. How do you react?
a) You flag the reviews and block the Pm'ers. "I want mah deity whistle lvl"
b) You come up with a, as far as you think, "hilarious" response and start spreading it around.
c) You feel as if simply ignoring it would help most.
d) Chain letters scare the shit out of you and you don't want to take the imaginary risk.
: c) You feel as if simply ignoring it would help most.
Question # 3
A user who signed up two days ago makes a topic entitled: "WHY THE FUK HAS MY LVL GOTS A PLUNGERZ!!!!!!" You view the thread and as it turns out, it's basicly what the title makes you think it is. What do you do?
a) Respond with "It's because you need to vote for EXP, you fucking noob!"
b) After viewing the thread, you see that he just signed up and tell him how to gain EXP to lvl up. You also mention to him that he should be a little more polite and mature when asking questions in the future.
c) You deem him unworthy of your advice and respond with: "Lulz nub"
d) You see the thread, but someone else has told him how to achieve what he wants. You do not respond and leave.
d) You see the thread, but someone else has told him how to achieve what he wants. You do not respond and leave.
Question #4
Some one posted a picture of a 9/11 victim in the midst of being pwned by Al Qaeda with the comment: "lol pwnt" How do you reply?
a) "Have some respect, please."
b) "You retarded asshat! Let's see you die and I'll tell your family "lol pwnt". Go play with toxic waste and kick a hungry polar bear in the nads!"
c) "Fag"
d) Lol. I'm going to hell.
a) "Have some respect, please."
Question #5
You spot a kitty krew flash. It blows shit out of your ass. What review do you leave?
a) "Hi, I'm teddy..."
b) "lolz kitty krew rulz"
c) "This is just some picture with penises on them. Sorry, but I see no effort in this. Especially since you released the same thing every day for the past two weeks."
d) "GO DIE YOU FUCKING ASSHOLES YOU GUYS ARE GAY AND I HOPE UR PARENTS DIE AND YOU HAVE TO EAT THEIR BODIES!!!!!!!!!!"
c) "This is just some picture with penises on them. Sorry, but I see no effort in this. Especially since you released the same thing every day for the past two weeks."
Question 6#
IllWillPress, a well known flash artist, submits his latest work. What do you do?
a) Watch and vote fairly or ignore it all together because you didn't like his previous work.
b) 0 for that mutherfucker, no matter what I'm about to see.
c) Never heard of him, but some people can't stand him. Me neither then. I don't watch and leave.
d) 5, I won't watch but I like to give some authors a higher score because other people don't like him.
a) Watch and vote fairly or ignore it all together because you didn't like his previous work.
Question #7
Tom Fulp promised to solve a problem on a given date. The date comes, problem's not fixed, what do you do? GO!
a) I post a comment in the news post saying he should hurry his ass up, with a winking emoticon attached.
b) I get fuckin' pissed and go all apeshit on him.
c) I don't give a fuck and go about my usual business.
d) I ask him when it will be fixed, in a kind manner.
d) I ask him when it will be fixed, in a kind manner.
Question #8
Which list includes the type of picture you post most?
a) related/none/sigs
b) unrelated/bandwagon pics/pics that have words like "pwned", "fail" and "attention whore" on them.
a) related/none/sigs
Question #9
A new club opens in the C&C forums, but it's about something you can't stand. Wtf do you do?:
b) I go in and tell him that what his club is about, sucks like a vacuum cleaner on my hard dick.
c) I comment, if need be, on his structure and tell him how to do so in the future.
a) I check if there already is one. If so, I link him to it and tell him to join that one.
Question #10
There's a thread you have no idea what the fuck it I about. What's your reaction?
a) I search on the web what it is about, and post a response for the +1post count
b) I just post something I think would be funny, even though it's not related. I gets the +1 too!
c) I don't know what it is, so I leave.
a) I search on the web what it is about, and post a response for the +1post count
Least points= less asshole
Results:
#1: (a=4)(d=2)(b/c=0)
#2: (a=0)(b=4)(c=1)(d=2)
#3: (a=2)(b=0)(c=4)(d=0)
#4: (a=0)(b=2)(c=3)(d=1)
#5: (a=2)(b=1)(c=0)(d=4)
#6: (a=0)(b=4)(c=1(d=1)
#7: (a=0)(b=4)(c=0)(d=0)
#8: (a=0) (b=4)
#9: (a=0)(b=4)(c=0)
#10: (a=1)(b=4)(c=0)
31 points:
GTFO srsly
20-30
Rated A for asshole.
10-19
Somewhat normal. Everyone is a dick sometimes.
1-9
One of the nicer people.
0
no wai
1-9
One of the nicer people.
I believe this to be true. ^______^