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I can't do shit in the means of weird teachers, my school life is pretty normal.

At 9/13/07 02:32 PM, Wizard-Lock wrote: Good stuff. I live just outside of Stafford.

Lets meet for secks.

At 9/13/07 12:49 PM, Davidzx wrote: crap, least u lived to tell about it.

Its a pedophile not a serial killer...

At 9/13/07 12:54 PM, Jack wrote: Next time, through a Coke and Mentos grenade at him.

Yes! Definitely would be awesome =D

At 9/13/07 02:32 PM, Wizard-Lock wrote:

At 9/13/07 12:56 PM, CitricSquid wrote: http://new.staffordshirenewsletter.co.uk /staffordshirenewsletter/DisplayArticle.
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Good stuff. I live just outside of Stafford.

I feel sorry for you, you live near Sam, of all people.

I'd love to see a teacher chase somebody.

I wish my school was that awesome.

At 9/18/07 01:30 PM, Mechabloby wrote: I wish my school was that awesome.

You just had to get the 69th post in a topic about paedophiles, didn't you?

At 9/18/07 01:47 PM, TheD-LucksEdition wrote: You just had to get the 69th post in a topic about paedophiles, didn't you?

I wasn't thinking about it like that but hey! Lucky me, eh? =)

At 9/13/07 12:49 PM, Paradox wrote: It was Monocrom.

At 9/13/07 12:51 PM, Earfetish wrote: Not necessarily a paedo, taking photos of kids does not a paedo make.

At 9/13/07 01:05 PM, Tri-Nitro-Toluene wrote: Being taught by Paedo teahcer > than paedo randomly walking into school.

At 9/13/07 01:08 PM, KemCab wrote: Smooooooth fella.

All these posts made me laugh so hard. I must thank you all for making me happy today :3

Also, what if a girl (11 years old) drugs a guy, and then masturbates him, and then has sex with him while he was unconscious, will he still go to jail ?

And no, I`m not going to use that as an excuse.

Did he get away with the photos? Was he taking Pics of guys or girls? Either way that is still creepy.

we had a teacher who spanked a girl with a ruler infront of the class and generally perved on all girls.
Fun times with his socks he had put in his underwear fell out of his trousers one time.

When he got sacked he stole everything he could of the maths department :)

LOL@socks.

We had a pedo Physical Education teacher. Came to every school ballet or fashion show and sat in the back with a large grin. He got fired, but I'm sure I saw him in the bushes.

The pedo sounds like a po

At 9/13/07 05:07 PM, Climyn wrote: Did the pedo look anything like this?

No, it was pedobear!

I wish my school had awesome stuff like that happen.

At 9/13/07 02:14 PM, SCUD14 wrote: I can top this.

So my old science teacher had a ferret, and he ACTUALLY DYED IT PURPLE. No jokes. He also used to stroll around the classroom, and, as he was really tall, he would make everyone 'look at him in the eye when he was talking to them' as an excuse to grab a handful of tiity eye candy.

Haha, my science teacher showed us his ferre....ooooohhhh shiiiiiit that werent no ferret.

At 9/13/07 02:30 PM, Piromano wrote:

At 9/13/07 12:51 PM, Odyssic wrote: He is outside your house now.

Waiting for you.

now he opened the door

anyways i have a few stories

1. my study hall teacher flirts with all the seniors at my school if they're 18. (technically not pedo)

2. my 8th grade american history teacher always stared at the girls tits.

3. one time there was a fight and the pedo teacher i talked about earlier threw one of the guys fighting up into somones locker (hes also the football coach) and dented the locker and made the back of the guys head bleed.

Once in Primary School, this old woman kept on walking, on various days, outside the school gates. She peered in and I heard a rumour floating around that she reached through the bars of the gate and held a lighter in one girl's face possibly threatening her. Needless to say, the place was a big nervous shamble of kids those few days... turned out the old lady was a neighbour of our deputy head Mrs Rawlings. Apparantly the woman has problems with her brain or something, but I'm not entirely sure.

recently where i live my old grade school is right near a park and this guy was caught taking pictures of kids but they didnt have some badass teacher with sideburns to chase aftere him but they still got him

at least something exciting happened.

At 11/14/07 04:17 PM, Eggys wrote: at least something exciting happened.

eh not really my towns already pretty exciting with all the druggys crashing into pop machines so they can get the change

how come there are always old gross men paedos no hot busty women paedos?

The same type of thing happened to me a year or two ago.

Our school was right on a highway, where people walk up and down it. Some guy that was half-naked was stumbling up the road, and heading for a window of the school. Security guard tackled him to the ground.

Apparently, the mental hospital (4 miles away) had lost a patient.

You have to be damn unlucky for a Paedophile to choose your school above all the others around.

the thing that hapenned to the origanal poster or that happened in my town

At 9/13/07 12:49 PM, Vousielle wrote: Grab his cock.

Grab his cock.

At 9/13/07 12:49 PM, Davidzx wrote: crap, least u lived to tell about it.

haha, what?

That sucks lol at a teacher chasing him.All my teachers do is teach. ;(

At 9/13/07 12:49 PM, Vousielle wrote: Grab his cock.

zerok alerted.
3 day ban.