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At 9/13/07 01:52 PM, Whomper wrote: Mmmmm, 7 year old pussy.

Add 8 or 9 years to that for accuracy.

I can top this.

So my old science teacher had a ferret, and he ACTUALLY DYED IT PURPLE. No jokes. He also used to stroll around the classroom, and, as he was really tall, he would make everyone 'look at him in the eye when he was talking to them' as an excuse to grab a handful of tiity eye candy.

oh and by the way D-lucks, you're 15 in surrey. me too. May i ask which is the largest city near your school?

Disturbing....something happened me me when I was like 13. My class went on a field trip ...we had rented out a roller rink. Anyways it was only sussposed to be my class, but some like...bum got in. Anyways he satrted following me trying to talk to me and i took off cause he was really iffy. Then, he fent up to my friend, who was 12 at the time, and flashed her his dick. he got kicked out of there so fast, kicking adn screaming. Was quite the sight.

At 9/13/07 02:16 PM, SCUD14 wrote: oh and by the way D-lucks, you're 15 in surrey. me too. May i ask which is the largest city near your school?

Guildford.

At 9/13/07 02:19 PM, TheD-LucksEdition wrote:

At 9/13/07 02:16 PM, SCUD14 wrote: oh and by the way D-lucks, you're 15 in surrey. me too. May i ask which is the largest city near your school?

Guildford.

reigate or redhill.

At 9/13/07 02:20 PM, SCUD14 wrote:

At 9/13/07 02:19 PM, TheD-LucksEdition wrote:

At 9/13/07 02:16 PM, SCUD14 wrote: oh and by the way D-lucks, you're 15 in surrey. me too. May i ask which is the largest city near your school?

Guildford.

reigate or redhill.

Haha, I'm not going to end up molested. I'M ONTO YOU.

At 9/13/07 02:22 PM, TheD-LucksEdition wrote:

At 9/13/07 02:20 PM, SCUD14 wrote:

At 9/13/07 02:19 PM, TheD-LucksEdition wrote:

At 9/13/07 02:16 PM, SCUD14 wrote: oh and by the way D-lucks, you're 15 in surrey. me too. May i ask which is the largest city near your school?

Guildford.

reigate or redhill.

Haha, I'm not going to end up molested. I'M ONTO YOU.

what, me?! Look- heres the deal: I was an UNDERCOVER AGENT. The sideburns teacher's been dealing DRUGS AND GUNS

At 9/13/07 12:51 PM, Odyssic wrote: He is outside your house now.

Waiting for you.

At 9/13/07 12:56 PM, CitricSquid wrote: http://new.staffordshirenewsletter.co.uk /staffordshirenewsletter/DisplayArticle.
asp?ID=136642

Good stuff. I live just outside of Stafford.

One of my ex teachers was busted for having drugs and selling them to kids. Another strangled a girl in the middle of the hallway - don't worry; she was fine.

Evreyone faps to highschool kids.

Amirite?

At 9/13/07 02:32 PM, Wizard-Lock wrote: Another strangled a girl in the middle of the hallway - don't worry; she was fine.

Speaking of teacher-to-child abuse, in my primary school one teacher glued a girl to her chair because she wouldn't shut up. She got the big sackeroo from the head not long afterwards.

At 9/13/07 02:35 PM, TheD-LucksEdition wrote:

At 9/13/07 02:32 PM, Wizard-Lock wrote: Another strangled a girl in the middle of the hallway - don't worry; she was fine.

Speaking of teacher-to-child abuse, in my primary school one teacher glued a girl to her chair because she wouldn't shut up. She got the big sackeroo from the head not long afterwards.

Fantastic hahaha.

Space Raiders.

At 9/13/07 02:19 PM, TheD-LucksEdition wrote: Guildford.

I live in Guildford. Do you know Jenner Road? Which part do you live in?

Mr. Sideburns sounds hot...

At 9/13/07 02:54 PM, TheMaster wrote: Space Raiders.

Do explain.

wait, was that your school :O

oye, thats fucked up. Well, at least you didn't get raped.

Oh yes he was undoubtably taking pictures for the sole purpose of jacking off to them. I don't believe he was just making a calendar or something; I just automatically suppose everyone's a pedophile cuz my mum warned me last week cuz she herd about it on radio.

I want awesome sideburns

but he still got away. sad.

You should've posed for him then done a barrel roll into him!

At 9/13/07 04:49 PM, HAcoreRD wrote: but he still got away. sad.

Yeah, Sideburns and the guys came back about 10-15 minutes later and no sirens could be heard, so we presumed he'd got away.

At 9/13/07 04:44 PM, TheD-LucksEdition wrote:

At 9/13/07 02:54 PM, TheMaster wrote: Space Raiders.

Do explain.

Space Raiders.

stop beating up news reporters >:C

consier yourself lucky he was only taking pictures, i remember last year at my school all the year sevens were doing thier P.E. lesson going on a 1.3 mile run outside of the school and some guy tried to pull one of them into his car, the kid got away and the creepy guy was never seen again but it sorta makes you think what this worlds coming too ya know?

One of my old teachers who I liked back then in year 7 got fired after she fucked a student.

That's the best I can do.

Did the pedo look anything like this?

I can't do shit in the means of weird teachers, my school life is pretty normal.