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Well, not INSIDE the actual school, God forbid, but still he managed to get into the school field during lunch break. And I swear, this is 100% true, no bullshit.
Basically, our school field has a gate right in the very back corner where students can get out of school to have lunch if they have a pass to. However, it's rarely ever monitored properly, which I'm sure will change very soon indeed.
At around 1:15 this afternoon, we were mucking about on the field with Coke and Mentos when we noticed a disturbance amongst other students a little further back where some guys were playing football and girls were around watching. A really scruffy looking bloke was standing right by the gate actually taking photos of all of us on the field. Needless to say, a small uproar went up, which alerted a nearby teacher, who just so happened to be pretty burly with awesome sideburns.
And when I say he charged full pelt at the paedo, I fucking mean it. The perv gave a quick 'OH SHI-' look before pegging it out the gate. Mr. Sideburns and the gang of guys playing football followed suit; not long after we heard a yell of "FUCKING KILL HIM" from one of them.
Even though it's not exactly the best situation to have happen, the majority of students that witnessed the disturbance found it pretty hilarious to watch the scruffpot's face drop and leg it when he saw Mr. Sideburns making a beeline for him.
I get the feeling that this occurance is going to be pretty hushed up by the school, as the parents will most likely go apeshit upon hearing the possibility that their Sam or Sarah's image is being fapped upon by a lowlife pervert.
But still, that was my lunch break.
Something similar happened to me when I was at school.
I went to one of these private, no-frills schools which was all-girls, and this man in a leather jacket just walked onto the site and approached my friend. It's amazing the ease at how this kind of person can do this.
Getting that Sideburns teacher to chase me was pretty shitty of you. How is it your business how i spend my free time?
Next time, through a Coke and Mentos grenade at him.
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At 9/13/07 12:51 PM, Earfetish wrote: Not necessarily a paedo, taking photos of kids does not a paedo make.
I still think it's rather creepy, going up to a school to take photographs.
People like that should really get a dog.
In 4th grade there was a 20 somethin year old man who went up to some off my girl classmates and started tellin' em shit. After that, the campus was monitored more closely.
At 9/13/07 12:48 PM, TheD-LucksEdition wrote: I get the feeling that this occurance is going to be pretty hushed up by the school, as the parents will most likely go apeshit upon hearing the possibility that their Sam or Sarah's image is being fapped upon by a lowlife pervert.
My name is Sam, people fap to my images all the time.
my opinion = fact
I can top that story.
My old Maths teacher was caught wanking udner his desk whilst he was teaching a class after creating a seating plan where all the girls in the class with big boobs were placed at the front.
Another teacher walked in and upon seeing this said ' Not again and stormed out'.
He also frequently took pics of his students for ' Disciplinary reasons'.
So yeah, I'm on the phone of a paedo teacher how not long after 'resigned' due to personal reasons.
Being taught by Paedo teahcer > than paedo randomly walking into school.
At 9/13/07 01:05 PM, Tri-Nitro-Toluene wrote: My old Maths teacher was caught wanking udner his desk whilst he was teaching a class after creating a seating plan where all the girls in the class with big boobs were placed at the front.
I've got to say, he must have been living the dream.
Oh, and seeing as where talking about dodgy teachers, my school's music teacher had A GAY LOVE AFFAIR with one of the 6th formers!
It actually got out and made the local news, cue moral outrage from parents and the teacher "resigning" and the kid leaving.
It was piss-your-pants funny as a 13 year old but I imagine extremely traumatic for all involved.
At 9/13/07 01:15 PM, MrFinland wrote:At 9/13/07 01:05 PM, Tri-Nitro-Toluene wrote: Another teacher walked in and upon seeing this said ' Not again and stormed out'.Again? How long has he been doing it anyway?
I don't know. All I know is that not long after the incident he elft the school, probably as a result of the change of headteacher. We went form a shit one to a good one who fired all the shitty teachers that were in positions of power, including the Paedo-hamster of a maths teacher.
awesome pedos are greatly misunderstood no your ignorant dont be ignorant climb the tree mr petererson
At 9/13/07 01:01 PM, MrFinland wrote: Meh I remember one of the teacher at the high school was a pedo. Never did anything, just liked to look.
I had a teacher like that last year. He was our art techer and would alway ask the girls to after class for a little while O.o He as also always hunched over the girls.
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I can top this.
So my old science teacher had a ferret, and he ACTUALLY DYED IT PURPLE. No jokes. He also used to stroll around the classroom, and, as he was really tall, he would make everyone 'look at him in the eye when he was talking to them' as an excuse to grab a handful of tiity eye candy.
oh and by the way D-lucks, you're 15 in surrey. me too. May i ask which is the largest city near your school?
Disturbing....something happened me me when I was like 13. My class went on a field trip ...we had rented out a roller rink. Anyways it was only sussposed to be my class, but some like...bum got in. Anyways he satrted following me trying to talk to me and i took off cause he was really iffy. Then, he fent up to my friend, who was 12 at the time, and flashed her his dick. he got kicked out of there so fast, kicking adn screaming. Was quite the sight.