Well, not INSIDE the actual school, God forbid, but still he managed to get into the school field during lunch break. And I swear, this is 100% true, no bullshit.
Basically, our school field has a gate right in the very back corner where students can get out of school to have lunch if they have a pass to. However, it's rarely ever monitored properly, which I'm sure will change very soon indeed.
At around 1:15 this afternoon, we were mucking about on the field with Coke and Mentos when we noticed a disturbance amongst other students a little further back where some guys were playing football and girls were around watching. A really scruffy looking bloke was standing right by the gate actually taking photos of all of us on the field. Needless to say, a small uproar went up, which alerted a nearby teacher, who just so happened to be pretty burly with awesome sideburns.
And when I say he charged full pelt at the paedo, I fucking mean it. The perv gave a quick 'OH SHI-' look before pegging it out the gate. Mr. Sideburns and the gang of guys playing football followed suit; not long after we heard a yell of "FUCKING KILL HIM" from one of them.
Even though it's not exactly the best situation to have happen, the majority of students that witnessed the disturbance found it pretty hilarious to watch the scruffpot's face drop and leg it when he saw Mr. Sideburns making a beeline for him.
I get the feeling that this occurance is going to be pretty hushed up by the school, as the parents will most likely go apeshit upon hearing the possibility that their Sam or Sarah's image is being fapped upon by a lowlife pervert.
But still, that was my lunch break.