What is with this stupid mis-conception that has spawned bullshit insurance companies for "Women Only".
Sheila's Wheels - Not only does that annoying jingle make me want to slap the next ozzie woman I meet (provided shes a munter) but i was also saddened that there was not a single nice looking burd in the extended advertisement just a lot of oldies, fatties and wannabies.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yrKaQRIXP Nw
It should also be noted that in this advert a dog (and i dont mean one of the singers) is driving the car and they are going backwards. Really fucking safe......
The only statistical reason women can make such a claim is the result of 17 year old little bampots speeding about in their tinted window'ed four exhaust bearing Saxo's. In truth women are shit drivers.
Driving skills cannot be judged by someone's sex!
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At 9/13/07 07:38 AM, Night-Ranger wrote: Driving skills cannot be judged by someone's sex!
Then why was I refused a quote from Diamond Insurance Co.
There's no problem on the internet, as women can't drive on the internet. Or get on it at all!
It pisses me off aswell, what happened to equal rights and anti discrimination laws.
You people need to learn to respect your women!!! >:C
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Seeing that commercial made me wish I was still in Scotland, and bumming around watching Frasier marathons while all curled up on the couch and possibly getting drunk.
At 9/13/07 07:38 AM, DingoTheDog wrote: In truth women are shit drivers.
True. Somehow someone misinterpreted safer as better. They probably also get their ideas from average size of insurance quote, which is obviously misleading as men don't do minor damage when parking
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At 9/13/07 07:42 AM, Night-Ranger wrote: You people need to learn to respect your women!!! >:C
Nice use of the possessive pronoun there ;)
At 9/13/07 07:43 AM, JadeTheAssassin wrote: Seeing that commercial made me wish I was still in Scotland, and bumming around watching Frasier marathons while all curled up on the couch and possibly getting drunk.
Do all my posts remind you of Scotland?
That was 3 Australians in a car in a desert singing about women saving money on insurance!!!!!
At 9/13/07 07:52 AM, DingoTheDog wrote:At 9/13/07 07:43 AM, JadeTheAssassin wrote: Seeing that commercial made me wish I was still in Scotland, and bumming around watching Frasier marathons while all curled up on the couch and possibly getting drunk.Do all my posts remind you of Scotland?
That was 3 Australians in a car in a desert singing about women saving money on insurance!!!!!
lolno.
DAMN.
But anyways, I'm too scared to drive, so I don't need car insurance from ladies driving backwards in their pink Caddy.
:)
-1 woman on the road.
It's not just the female only car insurance companies that are the problem. Insurance from most companies is priced ridiculously different for men and women.
And I know one girl that failed her driving test for driving 70 mph on a 30 mph road. She pressed the accelerator rather than brake. Really fucking safe, that is.
Woman can drive, they just can't park.
Also:
I like how people are fine with the whole womens only insurance companies. I am going to found a whites only insurance company. Because we are better drivers. Watch me succeed!
At 9/13/07 08:03 AM, ZeroAsALimit wrote: I like how people are fine with the whole womens only insurance companies. I am going to found a whites only insurance company. Because we are better drivers. Watch me succeed!
Those chinks can't drive anyway.
no offense
At 9/13/07 08:03 AM, ZeroAsALimit wrote: I like how people are fine with the whole womens only insurance companies. I am going to found a whites only insurance company. Because we are better drivers. Watch me succeed!
Woman get everything. Womans only gyms, womans only toilets. It's ridiculous.
My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right.
At 9/13/07 07:57 AM, HeartbreakHoldout wrote: Really fucking safe, that is.
Yay for making generalisations based on few individuals.
Hell, i've messed up the pedals. Matter of fact, I'm a louzy driver, and a reluctant one to boot. On the other hand, my mom and grandmother are exxcelent drivers (though my grandma is starting to be affected by age). Does this mean that all men are bad drivers and all women are god drivers? No.
And just because yourfriendsrelativesworkmateknowsthisone girlwho doesn't mean that all women are lousy drivers.
I love the follow up ad to this one, where female members of the public won the chance to appear in the advert.
Like you say, it's just full of complete riff raff, and quite possibly a collection of the worst drivers in the land.
The whole thing's extremely cheeky really.
I tried to do a run for charity, but woe is me, it was a womans only charity run. Thanks to these sexist fools a malnourished african kid died.
His blood is on all womans hands!
At 9/13/07 08:04 AM, HeartbreakHoldout wrote:no offense
Why are you saying to offense, I'm not a chink. >:(
At 9/13/07 08:05 AM, G-Banger wrote: Woman get everything. Womans only gyms, womans only toilets. It's ridiculous.
I, for one, am fed up of the matriarchical society. I shall withold my penis from women in punishment. The sex-crazed monsters cannot hold out if we all do it lads.
At 9/13/07 08:29 AM, ZeroAsALimit wrote:
I, for one, am fed up of the matriarchical society. I shall withold my penis from women in punishment. The sex-crazed monsters cannot hold out if we all do it lads.
Im going to buy shares in Kleenex now.
In fact womans don't have the ability to park correctly in a parking.
At 9/13/07 07:38 AM, DingoTheDog wrote: The only statistical reason women can make such a claim is the result of 17 year old little bampots speeding about in their tinted window'ed four exhaust bearing Saxo's. In truth women are shit drivers.
men are more aggressive than women. More aggressive drivers get in more accidents! Not to mention the fact that mens' perception abilities are lower.
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At 9/13/07 09:07 AM, Thread-Killer wrote:At 9/13/07 07:38 AM, DingoTheDog wrote: The only statistical reason women can make such a claim is the result of 17 year old little bampots speeding about in their tinted window'ed four exhaust bearing Saxo's. In truth women are shit drivers.men are more aggressive than women. More aggressive drivers get in more accidents! Not to mention the fact that mens' perception abilities are lower.
women are more emotional than men. More emotional drivers get in more accidents! Not to mention the fact that womens' logic abilities are lower.
My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right.
At 9/13/07 08:06 AM, JohnnyWang wrote: Yay for making generalisations based on few individuals.
I don't see how that was a totally blatant generalisation. Just a true story that agrees with the argument of the original poster.
At 9/13/07 08:29 AM, ZeroAsALimit wrote:At 9/13/07 08:04 AM, HeartbreakHoldout wrote:Why are you saying to offense, I'm not a chink. >:(no offense
I just meant no offense to chinks in general, but I would've risked having too much quoted space if I had put that full statement in there.
And I dunno, you might be of azn descent. Except of course the pictures in your profile which show you with blonde hair -_-
At 9/13/07 07:38 AM, Night-Ranger wrote: Driving skills cannot be judged by someone's sex!
Yes you can, women are stupid bitches who cant drive.
most women cant drive very well because they bwere born like that. Some men are really lazy and cant cook. They are bornwith that. Dont get me wrong some women can drive very well, but there is only a FEW!
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At 9/13/07 07:38 AM, Night-Ranger wrote: Driving skills cannot be judged by someone's sex!
Yes it can, as the male is sharper at most things that are involved in driving.
At 9/13/07 10:37 AM, 1337 wrote: Yes you can, women are stupid bitches who cant drive.
right in the face of every statistical study done that proves men are worse drivers. fail.
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