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BlueFlameSkulls

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Posted at: 9/7/07 08:51 AM

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So once a month I go to see my consultant who talks to me about my mental issues and he wanted to speak to me alone. It's been because I wasn't taking my pills, he talked to me for a while and wondered what my hobbies are. I don't have any hobbies, I sit around all day on Newgrounds and cry when I get banned.

So I told him I internet, he is very interested with computers and puts on a smile when I talk about them. He asked me to elaborate so I told him I'm mainly on discussion forums. He then asks me what kind of site is the discussion forum, so I said animation and games. He immediately said "Oh like Newgrounds?" I was lolling at this moment, I said "yeah I go there". I told me he particularly likes the Mario flashes. I found this hilarious.


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At 9/7/07 08:51 AM, BlueFlameSkulls wrote: So once a month I go to see my consultant who talks to me about my mental issues

Lol wut

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Don't be fooled, he knows nothing.

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Sorry for double post but whats his age?

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He stalks you online. Watch out.

This looks squint.

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Does he have some kind of degree in psychology or similar?

Please tell me he's got a PhD or something.
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You should make a thread saying you are plotting to kill your consultant and judge if he's seen it the next time you see him.


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At 9/7/07 08:54 AM, TacoFreak wrote: Sorry for double post but whats his age?

I don't know, about 30-40 I think


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lol that is hilarious how do you get a Consultant anyway?


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That consultant sure is "up" with modern culture. I bet he read an article that told him all about Newgrounds and general internets knowledge.

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I thought I told you not to tell anyone >:(

Next time you come in, I'm really gonna fuck with your brain

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At 9/7/07 08:51 AM, BlueFlameSkulls wrote:
So I told him I internet,

lol i internet

Any one gonna have sex with my sister gonna be me!


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At 9/7/07 09:00 AM, BananaBreadMuffin wrote: Does he have some kind of degree in psychology or similar?

Please tell me he's got a PhD or something.

Probably, however I don't really ask what qualifications someone has.


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At 9/7/07 09:12 AM, NightmareV3 wrote: lol that is hilarious how do you get a Consultant anyway?

Because I tried to stab someone


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Eeew.. An old shrink dentist type goes to Newgrounds? I wonder what's his username is?


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At 9/7/07 10:14 AM, BlueFlameSkulls wrote:
At 9/7/07 09:12 AM, NightmareV3 wrote: lol that is hilarious how do you get a Consultant anyway?
Because I tried to stab someone

whats wrong with that?


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At 9/7/07 09:12 AM, NightmareV3 wrote: lol that is hilarious how do you get a Consultant anyway?

Its not a pokemon.


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At 9/7/07 10:14 AM, BlueFlameSkulls wrote: Because I tried to stab someone

Was it a chav?

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At 9/7/07 10:17 AM, MARINE wrote: whats wrong with that?

Maybe he tried to stab their penis/birth-hole?


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At 9/7/07 10:16 AM, FallenMarine wrote: Eeew.. An old shrink dentist type goes to Newgrounds? I wonder what's his username is?

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At 9/7/07 10:14 AM, BlueFlameSkulls wrote:
At 9/7/07 09:12 AM, NightmareV3 wrote: lol that is hilarious how do you get a Consultant anyway?
Because I tried to stab someone

The dick probably deserved it!

Too true:
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At 9/7/07 09:24 AM, Denvish wrote: I thought I told you not to tell anyone >:(

Next time you come in, I'm really gonna fuck with your brain

Haha, you really like the Mario flashes.


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At 9/7/07 08:51 AM, BlueFlameSkulls wrote: So once a month I go to see my consultant who talks to me about my mental issues
I told me he particularly likes the Mario flashes. I found this hilarious.

Hmm.

Emphasis on 'I told me'.

Somebody's got friends that aren't really there.

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At 9/7/07 08:51 AM, BlueFlameSkulls wrote: I sit around all day on Newgrounds and cry when I get banned.

Your consultant is a mod on NG, that's who keeps banning you.

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At 9/7/07 10:26 AM, HiniberusDelius wrote:
At 9/7/07 10:14 AM, BlueFlameSkulls wrote:
At 9/7/07 09:12 AM, NightmareV3 wrote: lol that is hilarious how do you get a Consultant anyway?
Because I tried to stab someone
The dick probably deserved it!

It was my dad D:


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At 9/7/07 10:56 AM, BlueFlameSkulls wrote:
At 9/7/07 10:26 AM, HiniberusDelius wrote:
At 9/7/07 10:14 AM, BlueFlameSkulls wrote:

Because I tried to stab someone
The dick probably deserved it!
It was my dad D:

Thats what he gets for bringing you into this world.

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At 9/7/07 10:56 AM, BlueFlameSkulls wrote:
At 9/7/07 10:26 AM, HiniberusDelius wrote:
At 9/7/07 10:14 AM, BlueFlameSkulls wrote: Because I tried to stab someone
The dick probably deserved it!
It was my dad D:

The dick probably deserved it!

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BlueFlameSkulls

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At 9/7/07 10:50 AM, McJesus wrote: Hmm.

Emphasis on 'I told me'.

Somebody's got friends that aren't really there.

OMSH

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At 9/7/07 10:47 AM, Paradox wrote:
At 9/7/07 09:24 AM, Denvish wrote: I thought I told you not to tell anyone >:(

Next time you come in, I'm really gonna fuck with your brain
Haha, you really like the Mario flashes.

Was that an insult?

Mario doesn't murder koopas!
When it's an accident, it's called koopaslaughter.
I can not be a faggot.

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