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At 11/12/08 02:17 AM, uyersuyer wrote:

At 11/12/08 02:15 AM, Alastor wrote: and yes, I am sexually frustrated.

You could have just skipped half of your post by saying "I'm mad that I don't get any pussy, just ignore me."

Take one look at his sig.

Take ONE GOOD LOOK at his sig.

He will rape you.

oh and btw, this isn't the first time some teenager and his alt girlfriend tag teamed me.

Shes a freaking man and u know it.

At 11/12/08 02:20 AM, Alastor wrote: Oh no. Condescension. My e-feelings REALLY are hurt being talked down to by someone who's validated by underdeveloped pussy.

I'm not 'validated' by anything. I'm sorry that you honestly feel so threatened by two people being happy in their relationship and a woman being confident about the way she looks just because you're feeling a bit inadequet in your own life, but that doesn't mean you have to be a straight-up dick for no reason.

At 11/12/08 02:21 AM, DJ-Keen wrote: Take one look at his sig.

Take ONE GOOD LOOK at his sig.

He will rape you.

I have a life outside off of the internet. If he wants to ban me over a conversation, that's his decision; he's the mod, not me.

At 11/12/08 02:24 AM, uyersuyer wrote: I have a life outside off of the internet.

I detect projected insecurity. And no, I'm not attacking you or horsetits. I'm like everyone else here pretty much saying: tits or gtfo.

This thread is obviously ABOVE AND BEYOND as far as attention whorism goes. So as long as you're comfortable being in the spotlight, go ahead and prove that she's real. Because to be honest, that's the only redeeming quality this topic.

At 11/12/08 02:24 AM, uyersuyer wrote: I'm not 'validated' by anything. I'm sorry that you honestly feel so threatened by two people being happy in their relationship and a woman being confident about the way she looks just because you're feeling a bit inadequet in your own life, but that doesn't mean you have to be a straight-up dick for no reason.

I'm gonna have to agree with Alastor on this one. I mean, threatened? No way. We're just tired of seeing all these high school kids that think they're in love and halfway done with life's experiences. Not just that, but the fact that you want to brag about it to all these kids that are younger than you. And I also am pretty sure that your "girlfriend's" account is just your alt. :P

Confident is an understatement, this girl is cocky. And woman is exaggerated. She's no woman. I would gamble my pay-pal balance that she still lives at home with mom and dad, and whether you or her is the one controlling "her" account, it has already been stated that she was a virgin before meeting you. You're with a girl, not a woman.

Alastor is tired of seeing the same shit over and over, try as you might to be original, it happens here daily. Just give up.

At 11/12/08 02:29 AM, Alastor wrote: This thread is obviously ABOVE AND BEYOND as far as attention whorism goes. So as long as you're comfortable being in the spotlight, go ahead and prove that she's real. Because to be honest, that's the only redeeming quality this topic.

has*

omgspam

I'll consent to the attention whoring, but it's also been stated that this thread is a year old. Someone else drug it up, not me.

As for proof, she's taking a shower, then taking a picture for you faggots.

How about you hold today's paper or write on a piece of paper "Hello NG! Yoink!" to prove that she's real. Make sure she holds it while you take the picture.

At 11/12/08 02:40 AM, g0t wrote: How about you hold today's paper or write on a piece of paper "Hello NG! Yoink!" to prove that she's real. Make sure she holds it while you take the picture.

and how about you read the whole entire thread.

11/12/08

DOH HOHOHOHOHO

Write. "I'm Only In It For The Secks!"

At 9/6/07 02:12 AM, uyersuyer wrote:

At 9/6/07 01:38 AM, gregaaron89 wrote: You liar, girls don't exist.

O rly?

LOL SHES HIDEOUS
fucking nothing compared to mine, but I don't go around posing pictures of her

At 11/12/08 03:16 AM, GodsSentWarrior wrote: LOL SHES HIDEOUS
fucking nothing compared to mine, but I don't go around posing pictures of her

I wouldn't go so far as to say she's hideous.

She's not that pretty though.

She's got a nice, thick bod. :D

but kinda has a man-face.

At 11/12/08 02:45 AM, Mr-Bo-Jangles wrote:

At 11/12/08 02:40 AM, g0t wrote: How about you hold today's paper or write on a piece of paper "Hello NG! Yoink!" to prove that she's real. Make sure she holds it while you take the picture.

and how about you read the whole entire thread.

Wow, you are quite the cunt aren't you?

What's this?

"I'll consent to the attention whoring, but it's also been stated that this thread is a year old. Someone else drug it up, not me.

As for proof, she's taking a shower, then taking a picture for you faggots."

Oh..look at that, it's on page 4.

Go shoot yourself you fucking faggot.

At 11/12/08 03:25 AM, DJ-Keen wrote:

At 11/12/08 03:16 AM, GodsSentWarrior wrote: LOL SHES HIDEOUS
fucking nothing compared to mine, but I don't go around posing pictures of her

I wouldn't go so far as to say she's hideous.

She's not that pretty though.

She's got a nice, thick bod. :D

but kinda has a man-face.

She is absolutely NOTHING to brag about. I should be bragging up and down the walls, but I don't. This kid however makes me want to show a pic of mine and blow his little mind out of the water. People like you make me mad.
I dont brag because I don't want to put people down just because I have a good looking gf and they dont. I like the people of NG's.
I dont like this kid though.

At 11/12/08 03:28 AM, GodsSentWarrior wrote: This kid however makes me want to show a pic of mine and blow his little mind out of the water. People like you make me mad.
I dont brag because I don't want to put people down just because I have a good looking gf and they dont. I like the people of NG's.
I dont like this kid though.

Then show us her so I can go to bed, for fucks sake.

:D

At 11/12/08 03:32 AM, Josh wrote:

At 9/6/07 01:19 AM, uyersuyer wrote: And she isn't ugly, which is probably more than most of you can say.

I don't date girls, retard. I'm gay.

I thought you were "bi"?

>:(

At 11/12/08 03:30 AM, DJ-Keen wrote:

At 11/12/08 03:28 AM, GodsSentWarrior wrote: This kid however makes me want to show a pic of mine and blow his little mind out of the water. People like you make me mad.
I dont brag because I don't want to put people down just because I have a good looking gf and they dont. I like the people of NG's.
I dont like this kid though.

Then show us her so I can go to bed, for fucks sake.

D

And if people dont believe me I can just post a shit load of pics of us together.

So kid, shut. the. fuck. up. about your ugly ass girlfriend and you.

At 11/12/08 03:32 AM, Josh wrote: I don't date girls, retard. I'm gay.

When you lie to yourself does it make it hurt less?

At 11/12/08 03:35 AM, GodsSentWarrior wrote:

Then show us her so I can go to bed, for fucks sake.

So kid, shut. the. fuck. up. about your ugly ass girlfriend and you.

I'm not the attention whore who started the topic, silly.

I just wanted to see pictures. LOL.

Nice though, if that's your girlfriend, she's pretty hot.

*high fives*

At 11/12/08 03:38 AM, DJ-Keen wrote: *high fives*

No man, I know you aren't. I was referring to the topic poster.

At 11/12/08 03:38 AM, DJ-Keen wrote: Nice though, if that's your girlfriend, she's pretty hot.

*high fives*

Hot? Yeah if you can ignore that mustache and gigantic nose. My girlfriend is waaaayy hotter

At 11/12/08 03:43 AM, Cereal wrote:

At 11/12/08 03:38 AM, DJ-Keen wrote: Nice though, if that's your girlfriend, she's pretty hot.

*high fives*

Hot? Yeah if you can ignore that mustache and gigantic nose. My girlfriend is waaaayy hotter

LOL

At 11/12/08 03:46 AM, GodsSentWarrior wrote:

At 11/12/08 03:43 AM, Cereal wrote:

At 11/12/08 03:38 AM, DJ-Keen wrote: Nice though, if that's your girlfriend, she's pretty hot.

*high fives*

Hot? Yeah if you can ignore that mustache and gigantic nose. My girlfriend is waaaayy hotter

LOL

What's funny? you're obviously jealous, faggot.

At 11/12/08 03:48 AM, Cereal wrote:

At 11/12/08 03:46 AM, GodsSentWarrior wrote:
LOL

What's funny? you're obviously jealous, faggot.

rofl

At 11/12/08 03:43 AM, Cereal wrote:

At 11/12/08 03:38 AM, DJ-Keen wrote: Nice though, if that's your girlfriend, she's pretty hot.

*high fives*

Hot? Yeah if you can ignore that mustache and gigantic nose. My girlfriend is waaaayy hotter

WHOA! BONER ALERT.

No.

At 11/12/08 02:50 AM, Timmy wrote: Can't she do both at once?

hahaha i can't say i wasn't expecting that

At 11/12/08 02:29 AM, DJ-Keen wrote: I also am pretty sure that your "girlfriend's" account is just your alt. :P

why is it that any female is automatically a guy's alt?
i didn't know taking a picture of your throbbing manhood was part of ng's registration process

At 11/12/08 03:28 AM, GodsSentWarrior wrote: She is absolutely NOTHING to brag about. I should be bragging up and down the walls, but I don't. This kid however makes me want to show a pic of mine and blow his little mind out of the water. People like you make me mad.

man face?
pahahahhaha.
and for being so uppity, your girl ain't shit.

i have no idea what this thread is about anymore
but i exist, so here you go, faggots.
(in case you can't read the corner it says ALASTOR SUX. that is vital information right there)

Can't you bitches take a normal picture of your self without doing that face.