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Response to Hey, Newgrounds, I have a girl. 2007-09-06 03:54:01 Reply

Kill it with fire.


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Response to Hey, Newgrounds, I have a girl. 2007-09-06 04:12:30 Reply

At 9/6/07 03:34 AM, uyersuyer wrote: Protip: I don't care whether or not you care about my girlfriend. Notice the part in my first post that says ignore the thread if you don't care? Yeah, big surprise here guys: It's there for a reason.

Nice cover. If you didn't care you wouldn't have made such a sickening thread in the first place. Is she aware that you are posting her picture on an internet message board and bragging about your conquests?

If so, then you are a match made in heaven. Go procreate. We need more attention whores in this world.

she doesn't wear her makeup that thick anymore.

lol.


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Response to Hey, Newgrounds, I have a girl. 2007-09-06 05:02:53 Reply

At 9/6/07 01:22 AM, uyersuyer wrote: So far, "wannabe attention whores" is winning.

"Lulz I am a skinny little shit :D"

Either that or "I be getting lucky"


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Response to Hey, Newgrounds, I have a girl. 2007-09-06 06:01:52 Reply

At 9/6/07 01:19 AM, uyersuyer wrote: And she isn't ugly, which is probably more than most of you can say.

Pfft, well here's a picture of me and MY girlfriend.

She's okay.

Hey, Newgrounds, I have a girl.


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Response to Hey, Newgrounds, I have a girl. 2007-09-06 06:08:09 Reply

Is this to make people jealous cause if it's for this you're dick.


what

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Response to Hey, Newgrounds, I have a girl. 2007-09-06 06:14:18 Reply

At 9/6/07 06:08 AM, PapoSwing wrote: Is this to make people jealous cause if it's for this you're dick.

LOL


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Response to Hey, Newgrounds, I have a girl. 2007-09-06 06:59:30 Reply

Oh please, as if SOMETHING is gonna happen, i would gamble my account for it that nothing happens!

Bring it on


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Response to Hey, Newgrounds, I have a girl. 2007-09-06 07:05:43 Reply

At 9/6/07 06:59 AM, Dent0n wrote: Oh please, as if SOMETHING is gonna happen, i would gamble my account for it that nothing happens!

Bring it on

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Response to Hey, Newgrounds, I have a girl. 2007-09-06 07:12:56 Reply

"We're both emo!"

Your gf isnt really hawt, you on the other hand.....lets secks.


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Response to Hey, Newgrounds, I have a girl. 2007-09-06 07:17:09 Reply

Say hi to your sister for me.


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Response to Hey, Newgrounds, I have a girl. 2007-09-06 07:17:14 Reply

At 9/6/07 02:12 AM, uyersuyer wrote:
At 9/6/07 01:38 AM, gregaaron89 wrote: You liar, girls don't exist.
O rly?

Which one is she?

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Response to Hey, Newgrounds, I have a girl. 2007-09-06 07:17:57 Reply

At 9/6/07 02:40 AM, Alastor wrote: Also, how does it feel when a girl looks more manly than you?

Yeah, when I first looked at the pic, I thought he was the chick. =P


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Response to Hey, Newgrounds, I have a girl. 2007-09-06 07:18:13 Reply

Write this:

Hello, I am 16 years old. I'd really like to be black, but I'm not, so I work out a little and get kinds buff and then wear black people clothes. I'm very sad on the inside and I try to make it better by pretending that this girl likes me.


I'm gonna go back to my room and be awesome.
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Response to Hey, Newgrounds, I have a girl. 2007-09-06 07:18:19 Reply

At 9/6/07 02:12 AM, uyersuyer wrote: O rly?

You're ugly and you look like a loser. She's the same. You go well together.

You're also pathetic. Oooh, Im bragging to the internet about how I have a girlfriend, I must rock out so hard.

Everyone raise your hand if you give a cunt. And that's you taking a picture of another photo.


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Response to Hey, Newgrounds, I have a girl. 2007-09-06 07:30:04 Reply

but the town rapist (guy) and murder sleep in that hospital....

OH NOEZ I GOTZ TO GO WARNZ DEM DAT SUM FATASS WOMAN AND SUM NERD WILL TRY EATING DEM AND MAKING DEM PLAY WORLD OF WARCRAFT!


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Response to Hey, Newgrounds, I have a girl. 2007-09-06 09:09:51 Reply

Rape her.


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Response to Hey, Newgrounds, I have a girl. 2007-09-06 09:22:47 Reply

You should say your beatuy matches the nights sky.


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Response to Hey, Newgrounds, I have a girl. 2007-09-06 09:28:37 Reply

At 9/6/07 02:12 AM, uyersuyer wrote:
At 9/6/07 01:38 AM, gregaaron89 wrote: You liar, girls don't exist.
O rly?

You look like such a pussy, and your girlfriend is fugly. Tell her to lay off the makeup.

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Response to Hey, Newgrounds, I have a girl. 2007-09-06 09:34:06 Reply

ha ha are you trying to get some lovein man? how about: I want it now and in the ass. I hope she doesn't kick your ass, good luck man.


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Response to Hey, Newgrounds, I have a girl. 2007-09-06 09:37:38 Reply

At 9/6/07 02:12 AM, uyersuyer wrote:
At 9/6/07 01:38 AM, gregaaron89 wrote: You liar, girls don't exist.
O rly?

man those are two really ugly people

I just cant come up with something funny to say.....youre just to damn ugly

does anyone disagree?


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Response to Hey, Newgrounds, I have a girl. 2007-09-06 09:53:38 Reply

You'll soon learn that you kind find happiness in females. It gets worse over time.


I did it for the lulz:

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Response to Hey, Newgrounds, I have a girl. 2007-09-06 10:11:02 Reply

At 9/6/07 09:37 AM, Satan0666 wrote:
At 9/6/07 02:12 AM, uyersuyer wrote:
At 9/6/07 01:38 AM, gregaaron89 wrote: You liar, girls don't exist.
O rly?
man those are two really ugly people

I just cant come up with something funny to say.....youre just to damn ugly

does anyone disagree?

I 100% agree.

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Response to Hey, Newgrounds, I have a girl. 2007-09-06 10:27:40 Reply

is it safe to say the topic starter just got owned?

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Response to Hey, Newgrounds, I have a girl. 2007-09-26 03:28:05 Reply

At 9/6/07 03:50 AM, uyersuyer wrote:
At 9/6/07 03:47 AM, Kla-Kla wrote: Yah, I'm sorry buddy. She's ugly. You're like every other kid at my school saying "dude, that girls hawt" and really she's OK. Silly Americans. Didn't you know your women enver compare to Europes?

But anyways. Have fun with her. For America your doin good :D
Yeah, dude, I've seen a picture of your girlfriend, she's pretty hot.

And FYI, her saving grace isn't her face; her cup size is 38D. ;)

I think you accidentally replaced a picture of my girlfriend with a sketch of yyour girlfriend. nice try though

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Response to Hey, Newgrounds, I have a girl. 2007-09-26 03:29:30 Reply

Dude what the fuck is a girl.


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Response to Hey, Newgrounds, I have a girl. 2007-09-26 06:23:03 Reply

At 9/6/07 02:12 AM, uyersuyer wrote:
At 9/6/07 01:38 AM, gregaaron89 wrote: You liar, girls don't exist.
O rly?

O rly?

Hey, Newgrounds, I have a girl.

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Response to Hey, Newgrounds, I have a girl. 2008-11-12 00:37:22 Reply

At 9/26/07 06:23 AM, ZachMM wrote:
At 9/6/07 02:12 AM, uyersuyer wrote:
At 9/6/07 01:38 AM, gregaaron89 wrote: You liar, girls don't exist.
O rly?
O rly?

O rly?

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Response to Hey, Newgrounds, I have a girl. 2008-11-12 00:41:07 Reply

At 11/12/08 12:37 AM, ThisUserNameSucks wrote:
At 9/26/07 06:23 AM, ZachMM wrote:
At 9/6/07 02:12 AM, uyersuyer wrote:
At 9/6/07 01:38 AM, gregaaron89 wrote: You liar, girls don't exist.
O rly?
O rly?
O rly?

my god.
even i didn't bother bumping this thread, and it's about me.


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Response to Hey, Newgrounds, I have a girl. 2008-11-12 00:58:25 Reply

This is an old thread, but I just want to point out that they look like brother and sister.


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Response to Hey, Newgrounds, I have a girl. 2008-11-12 01:00:09 Reply

At 11/12/08 12:58 AM, Sensationalism wrote: This is an old thread, but I just want to point out that they look like brother and sister.

I always thought so too, when we were younger.

But now my hair's darker than hers, I'm taller, and other small things have changed.

Also, I want to appologize for this thread. It flat-out sucked. My bad.


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