Hey, Newgrounds, I have a girl.

[uyersuyer]

And she isn't ugly, which is probably more than most of you can say.

We're sleeping in an abandoned hospital this weekend. I'm taking a camera, a piece of paper, and a sharpie with me. Where do you guys come in? I'm going to write something on the piece of paper, hold it in front of us, and take the picture; I want to know what you guys think it should say.

If anybody comes up with anything clever, I'll post the results sometime Saturday or Sunday. If nobody's interested, ignore the topic.

[EvilerBowser1001]

Put on the paper: 'we are wannbe attention whores'
No offense, but isn't that what you are trying to be?

[lockdown6]

You lucky bastard.

[uyersuyer]

At 9/6/07 01:20 AM, periodPops wrote: I hope it collapses and kills your fat ass

Yup, real fat. Come up with a better insult next time, faggot.

So far, "wannabe attention whores" is winning.

[Hebacheba]

At 9/6/07 01:22 AM, Darkside7000 wrote: "Darkside7000 can have my girl!"

I agree.

[candidate-zero]

I know one, Write, She's really a man.

[Trampalite]

If you want to see these infidels alive give us a nuclear submarine.

[uyersuyer]

At 9/6/07 01:27 AM, periodPops wrote:

At 9/6/07 01:22 AM, uyersuyer wrote: Yup, real fat. Come up with a better insult next time, faggot.

look at that fat fucking stomach, and look at those shitty ass chicken arms. Give me the location of the place you'll be you little fuck.

I know, I'm such a fatty, I hate myself. It makes me emo, too, so sometimes I cut myself and bleed crisco. :(

[Lost-Chances]

"I have AIDS" on the paper.

[EvilerBowser1001]

Why not take a bunch of pictures of the more popular messages?
Seems like a good idea to me...

[uyersuyer]

At 9/6/07 01:34 AM, EvilerBowser1001 wrote: Why not take a bunch of pictures of the more popular messages?
Seems like a good idea to me...

Because we're going to be moving around a lot and I don't want to be carrying around a stack of paper. I can fit one piece and a marker in my pocket.

[Bolo]

*arrow pointing to female companion* ------------>

"No sex until she makes me a sammitch."

[gregaaron89]

You liar, girls don't exist.

[Knights]

Write, m'i ni ruoy ztenretni gnipreec uoy tuo. Then while taking the picture make sure you have your eye trying to look at you forhead to make you look possesed (by the way that gibberish is a statement turned backwards in case you didn't know.)

[uyersuyer]

At 9/6/07 01:38 AM, gregaaron89 wrote: You liar, girls don't exist.

O rly?

[blindnil]

so go fuck her and leave us alone

[Alastor]

At 9/6/07 02:12 AM, uyersuyer wrote: O rly?

Wow, you're a bigger attention whore than me.

[DrHood]

At 9/6/07 01:19 AM, uyersuyer wrote: And she isn't ugly, which is probably more than most of you can say.

Whoopee, a 16-year old got a girlfriend.

Cool.

Oh, he's a braggart and kind of an idiot.

Oh.

[Alastor]

Also, how does it feel when a girl looks more manly than you?

[Lost-Chances]

At 9/6/07 02:40 AM, Alastor wrote: Also, how does it feel when a girl looks more manly than you?

Alastor actually has a point.

[MrLuckDuck]

ITT: We post men.

[UberKuri]

*Esplosm*

[TheCatsLeotards]

At 9/6/07 02:18 AM, Alastor wrote: Wow, you're a bigger attention whore than me.

Why does it seem that you're so attracted to these kinds of topics? Maybe it's just recent, but every time I've see you post in them, it seems to be you bragging your 'RL' conquests. Just wondering.

At 9/6/07 02:12 AM, uyersuyer wrote: O rly?

She kind of looks like she applies make-up with paint-roller, but whatever.

[Alastor]

At 9/6/07 02:51 AM, TheCatsLeotards wrote: Why does it seem that you're so attracted to these kinds of topics? Maybe it's just recent, but every time I've see you post in them, it seems to be you bragging your 'RL' conquests. Just wondering.

I don't consider it bragging. If anything I think I was making fun of myself in this thread. And I don't know what you consider 'bragging' either. Because I never do anything CLOSE to that unless it's about something ridiculously absurd and everyone else can tell too.

[elgrabadula]

the fact that someone even has a girlfreind or even a friend for that matter.. is amazing

i envy you

[TheCatsLeotards]

At 9/6/07 02:55 AM, Alastor wrote: I don't consider it bragging. If anything I think I was making fun of myself in this thread. And I don't know what you consider 'bragging' either. Because I never do anything CLOSE to that unless it's about something ridiculously absurd and everyone else can tell too.

Okay.

[gregaaron89]

Oh yeah, well I have a boyfriend.

[uyersuyer]

ITT: A bunch of faggots get butt-hurt about something happening on the internet.

Protip: I don't care whether or not you care about my girlfriend. Notice the part in my first post that says ignore the thread if you don't care? Yeah, big surprise here guys: It's there for a reason.

If you don't have any suggestions, stop fucking bitching.

P.S. I looked pretty girly in that picture because I shaved my beard (I look like a pussy without a beard) and she doesn't wear her makeup that thick anymore.

[Kla-Kla]

Yah, I'm sorry buddy. She's ugly. You're like every other kid at my school saying "dude, that girls hawt" and really she's OK. Silly Americans. Didn't you know your women enver compare to Europes?

But anyways. Have fun with her. For America your doin good :D

[uyersuyer]

At 9/6/07 03:47 AM, Kla-Kla wrote: Yah, I'm sorry buddy. She's ugly. You're like every other kid at my school saying "dude, that girls hawt" and really she's OK. Silly Americans. Didn't you know your women enver compare to Europes?

But anyways. Have fun with her. For America your doin good :D

Yeah, dude, I've seen a picture of your girlfriend, she's pretty hot.

And FYI, her saving grace isn't her face; her cup size is 38D. ;)