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How to get rid of a raging boner Sep. 5th, 2007 @ 06:13 PM Reply

Can you think of ways to get rid of a raging boner?

I would stick a bunch of ice cubes down my pants and let the cold temperature shrink the boner away. I pretty sure that people are gonna say "I'll just wait for it to go away!" Well...you can't because this is a RAGING boner that will not go away.


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Response to How to get rid of a raging boner Sep. 5th, 2007 @ 06:14 PM Reply

Have sex.


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Response to How to get rid of a raging boner Sep. 5th, 2007 @ 06:14 PM Reply

Think of wade.


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Response to How to get rid of a raging boner Sep. 5th, 2007 @ 06:14 PM Reply

Get the raging boner to the specific person you want.


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Response to How to get rid of a raging boner Sep. 5th, 2007 @ 06:14 PM Reply

At 9/5/07 06:14 PM, Strength wrote: Think of wade.

He wants it to go away, not get bigger.


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Response to How to get rid of a raging boner Sep. 5th, 2007 @ 06:15 PM Reply

Just tuck it in and wait it out.


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Response to How to get rid of a raging boner Sep. 5th, 2007 @ 06:15 PM Reply

Look at pictures of Anne Coulter.


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Response to How to get rid of a raging boner Sep. 5th, 2007 @ 06:15 PM Reply

where a icy hot patch on your gooch


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Response to How to get rid of a raging boner Sep. 5th, 2007 @ 06:16 PM Reply

At 9/5/07 06:14 PM, Strength wrote: Think of wade.

Of course! I'll try it when I get a serious hard-on.


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Response to How to get rid of a raging boner Sep. 5th, 2007 @ 06:16 PM Reply

At 9/5/07 06:15 PM, timmysjp wrote: Just tuck it in and wait it out.

I used to have that problem in school every once in a while, works best if you have some tighter pants on, and tuck it under your wasteband.

what a strange post.


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Response to How to get rid of a raging boner Sep. 5th, 2007 @ 06:17 PM Reply

Snap it in half.

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Response to How to get rid of a raging boner Sep. 5th, 2007 @ 06:17 PM Reply

At 9/5/07 06:14 PM, BlueZombieClock wrote:
At 9/5/07 06:14 PM, Strength wrote: Think of wade.
He wants it to go away, not get bigger.

I rode a roller coaster with some guy who looked exactly like wade once.


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Response to How to get rid of a raging boner Sep. 5th, 2007 @ 06:18 PM Reply

Look at this picture.

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Response to How to get rid of a raging boner Sep. 5th, 2007 @ 06:18 PM Reply

At 9/5/07 06:17 PM, Strength wrote:
At 9/5/07 06:14 PM, BlueZombieClock wrote:
At 9/5/07 06:14 PM, Strength wrote: Think of wade.
He wants it to go away, not get bigger.
I rode a roller coaster with some guy who looked exactly like wade once.

I rode a guy that looked exactly like wade once*

Fixed.


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Response to How to get rid of a raging boner Sep. 5th, 2007 @ 06:18 PM Reply

At 9/5/07 06:17 PM, Strength wrote:

I rode a roller coaster with some guy who looked exactly like wade once.

How many times did you cream?


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Response to How to get rid of a raging boner Sep. 5th, 2007 @ 06:18 PM Reply

slap it, thats what i do.....

NO JOHNY! NO!


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Response to How to get rid of a raging boner Sep. 5th, 2007 @ 06:19 PM Reply

At 9/5/07 06:18 PM, green-day-fan1 wrote: Look at this picture.

thanks for making my penis shrink to a millimeter, now i have to masturbate until it grows to regular size again!


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Response to How to get rid of a raging boner Sep. 5th, 2007 @ 06:19 PM Reply

Smack it around and tell it who's boss!


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Response to How to get rid of a raging boner Sep. 5th, 2007 @ 06:20 PM Reply

At 9/5/07 06:18 PM, green-day-fan1 wrote: Look at this picture.

He said to get RID of a boner not to make it harder.


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Response to How to get rid of a raging boner Sep. 5th, 2007 @ 06:22 PM Reply

At 9/5/07 06:20 PM, knightsofthecircle wrote:
At 9/5/07 06:18 PM, green-day-fan1 wrote: Look at this picture.
He said to get RID of a boner not to make it harder.

Seriously dude...I glanced at that picture and my cock turned into steel.


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Response to How to get rid of a raging boner Sep. 5th, 2007 @ 06:24 PM Reply

At 9/5/07 06:22 PM, Evil-Sausage wrote:
At 9/5/07 06:20 PM, knightsofthecircle wrote:
At 9/5/07 06:18 PM, green-day-fan1 wrote: Look at this picture.
He said to get RID of a boner not to make it harder.
Seriously dude...I glanced at that picture and my cock turned into steel.

really? you guys like fat chicks?

:that turned my cock very small, and very goo like.


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Response to How to get rid of a raging boner Sep. 5th, 2007 @ 06:25 PM Reply

Usually walking makes it go away for me, but if I need it to go in a hurry, I try to hide it against my leg. Thank god I go to an all boys school.

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Response to How to get rid of a raging boner Sep. 5th, 2007 @ 06:26 PM Reply

At 9/5/07 06:25 PM, DaVeB0T wrote: Usually walking makes it go away for me, but if I need it to go in a hurry, I try to hide it against my leg. Thank god I go to an all boys school.

Why do you get boners in a school full of boys?

ghey?

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Response to How to get rid of a raging boner Sep. 5th, 2007 @ 06:26 PM Reply

Masturbate


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Response to How to get rid of a raging boner Sep. 5th, 2007 @ 06:28 PM Reply

At 9/5/07 06:24 PM, LightandDark wrote:
really? you guys like fat chicks?

that turned my cock very small, and very goo like.

You know what they say, more cushion for the pushin'.


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Response to How to get rid of a raging boner Sep. 5th, 2007 @ 06:28 PM Reply

Think about the things you hate or just plain think are disgusting. If you have a worst enemy, think of pounding his face in. Think of naked old grandma's with liverspots and sagging tits and stretched-out, acidic vaginas.

Use your imagination.


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Response to How to get rid of a raging boner Sep. 5th, 2007 @ 06:30 PM Reply

It sucks when your'e in gym class and the girls are stretching and/or jogging.
:i just think of Rosy O'Donnal eating!


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Response to How to get rid of a raging boner Sep. 5th, 2007 @ 06:30 PM Reply

At 9/5/07 06:28 PM, Evil-Sausage wrote:
At 9/5/07 06:24 PM, LightandDark wrote:
really? you guys like fat chicks?

that turned my cock very small, and very goo like.
You know what they say, more cushion for the pushin'.

you ever heard of crushed pelvis? if you did, it either results from something heavy falling in your pelvis.

:either sex with hot amazonian women, or sex with fat chicks (usually results in a injured pelvis, unless sex is prolonged or chick is really really fat)


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Response to How to get rid of a raging boner Sep. 5th, 2007 @ 06:31 PM Reply

Just think of disgusting stuff like poop and yiff and gay sex

Oh wait, this is newgrounds....
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Response to How to get rid of a raging boner Sep. 5th, 2007 @ 06:32 PM Reply

At 9/5/07 06:26 PM, BlueZombieClock wrote:
At 9/5/07 06:25 PM, DaVeB0T wrote: Usually walking makes it go away for me, but if I need it to go in a hurry, I try to hide it against my leg. Thank god I go to an all boys school.
Why do you get boners in a school full of boys?

ghey?

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