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I can do a Barrel roll!

i can do a barrel roll

i have super.... RAPIST POWERS!

i can force u to have secks with me >=)

At 9/5/07 03:18 PM, Corky-D wrote:

At 9/5/07 03:07 PM, Spectacle wrote:

4. play movies in my head while recharging my power

What?

he means he can dream (movies) while sleeping (rechargeing )

At 9/5/07 03:51 PM, e-lord wrote:

At 9/5/07 12:58 PM, extremer wrote: the power of eletricity !

See, now THIS is totally not photoshopped.

thats right its NOT photoshopped

its ...err.... MS paint shopped

At 9/5/07 12:33 PM, AcidMetal wrote:

:i have superpowers

i have superpowers, too. i'm sexy.

i can do this too...

I can fire a white sticky substance out of my tinkle!

At 9/5/07 12:37 PM, MrFinland wrote: ...Self-directed telepathy.

I... cant... BELIEVE... I never though of that!

I can make my cock, GROW LONGER INSTANTLY!
I have the power of turning food into brown stuff that everyone hates.

i have masterd the art of the KAME-HAME-HAA also,

I can create this ot of soap and talk to people.

I can create this ot of soap and talk to people.

At 9/5/07 02:04 PM, The-DeadDuck wrote:

At 9/5/07 02:01 PM, mariobro42 wrote:

At 9/5/07 12:33 PM, AcidMetal wrote: 1) i can sneeze and get things we

..............
7) when i jump, i am completely off the ground and in the air

When any living thing jumps, it lifts off the ground, so not a superpower.
Face it, you don't have superpowers

HOLY FUCKING SHIT, MARIOBRO, YOU MISSED THE POINT SO MUCH. CONGRATULATIONS, YOU GOT A SUPERPOWER TO DENY LOGIC AND IGNORE SARCASM AS NO ANOTHER HUMAN DOES !

thank you! this guy obviously is oblivious to the magical world

new superpower!

this is an exciting story so, here it goes:

i was playing a mario game and when i pressed the "A" button, mario jumped. i think there must be some kind of magic in my fingertips that when i press it into the "A" button (obviously some kind of altar-type thing) it tells the game what to do!!!!!!!

my super power is that whenever i walk i get to places!

At 9/6/07 10:03 PM, ngmastah wrote: my super power is that whenever i walk i get to places!

woah, i like that one, teach me to walk!!

I can travel through time! It takes awhile though, but all I do is lay down with my eyes closed(usually on a bed) and when I open my eyes...IM IN THE FUTURE!

At 9/5/07 12:36 PM, Truth wrote: i can open doors.

with both my hands.

I press buttons on my magic box and letters appear and I hit a button and can transport the words across the world!!!

another new one:

i can see above water without goggles

I don't die after breathing.
My power PWNS your power!

I can make water come out of my back, eyes, and forehead!

Not as super as my magic garbage can.

mine is that my hart beats but i dont have to tell it to
yeah mine sucks.......

I can do a barrel roll.

so your saying you have an over active imagination, are a mere human that thinks hes a superhero when hes a newfag, yet still is too egotistical to think you can do more then the rest of us with your jack-assing-around. its ok, here on NG we will destroy that ego of yours real quick.

RANT OVER!
:newfag, it works here. 10>4

At 9/5/07 12:38 PM, Truth wrote: i can inhale and exhale oxygen

I wish I could exhale oxygen.

1) I can eat thing so it vanishes inside my stomach
2) I can fly. (PARACHUTE FTW)
3) I get black in contact with fire. (i really do, but only at one point)
4) I can make a red dot on the wall (Laser pointer)
5) I can turn myself off at night (ZzZ)

Well im magical :D

i can dispose of waste through my asshole