My Ultimatum To The Bbs

[MrCrawford]

Greetings gentlemen of the BBS,

The proposition I offer is a simple one. As of 0600h this morning, EST, I have commandeered the world's last existing slice of ham. Having completed my genocide of all sudinae, it is safe to say that this is among one of the few remaining pork products on the planet that has not been irradiated by my sinister plot.

I will destroy this slice of ham unless the following demands are made:

1) One (1) helicopter for my personal amusement
2) One (1) shrubbery
3) One (1) office-class filing cabinet
4) ONE MILLION DOLLARS
5) Eighteen (18) loaves of sourdough bread
6) ALL the Lego currently in existence, placed in order of shape and color
7) Three (3) copies of the "Backstreet's Back" album by the Backstreet Boys

You have my demands.... Ciao. *maniacal laughter*

[DraGoN-RaGe-9001]

That was corny, you didn't even try.

[Smokinggun64]

Really because I got some ham in my refrigerator....

Looks like your genocide failed.

[John12346]

At 9/3/07 12:28 PM, Smokinggun64 wrote: Really because I got some ham in my refrigerator....

seconded

Looks like your genocide failed.

seconded

c-c-c-combo breaker

[MrCrawford]

At 9/3/07 12:28 PM, Smokinggun64 wrote: Really because I got some ham in my refrigerator....

Looks like your genocide failed.

Really? You sure it hasn't been... IRRADIATED???

MUAHAHAHAHAAAA

[Smokinggun64]

Lol and as we type I am eating a ham sandwich.

God your plan failed so much it's not even funny. Seriously it really wasn't GTFO of Newgrounds.

[iMini]

I laughed.

[MrCrawford]

At 9/3/07 12:30 PM, Smokinggun64 wrote: Lol and as we type I am eating a ham sandwich.

God your plan failed so much it's not even funny. Seriously it really wasn't GTFO of Newgrounds.

FOOL! YOU HAVE EATEN IRRADIATED HAM!

Bwahahahaha! I have you now.

*plays Rautin by Boney M*

[RofNsad]

At 9/3/07 12:28 PM, Smokinggun64 wrote: Really because I got some ham in my refrigerator....

Looks like your genocide failed.

That is no longer true, because...I..STOLE your ham! *Dhun dhun dhuuun!*

[lazyyMitch]

I would've asked for One Hundred BILLION Dollars.

[Shawn]

Then why do i have a big ass ham in my fridge?

[TheEvilOmen]

At 9/3/07 12:26 PM, MrCrawford wrote: 2) One (1) shrubbery

since i saw Monty Python and The Quest for the Holy Grail i've wondered, what a shrubberry is... is it just a joke? :P

[Smokinggun64]

At 9/3/07 12:31 PM, MrCrawford wrote:

At 9/3/07 12:30 PM, Smokinggun64 wrote: Lol and as we type I am eating a ham sandwich.

God your plan failed so much it's not even funny. Seriously it really wasn't GTFO of Newgrounds.

FOOL! YOU HAVE EATEN IRRADIATED HAM!

Bwahahahaha! I have you now.

*plays Rautin by Boney M*

No it's real ham so shut the fuck up.

[nosboy-nx]

KMT!

[LOLZILLA]

Well I have a pig, I think I win.

[BananaBreadMuffin]

At 9/3/07 12:26 PM, MrCrawford wrote: 2) One (1) shrubbery

You make me sick.

[Givenup]

At 9/3/07 12:35 PM, Shawn wrote: Then why do i have a big ass ham in my fridge?

So no need for the Soylent products then?

[Abomination]

*Hands over boxes of Lego, carefully organized to shape and color.*

This is all I have, I hope the rest of the World will soon follow my example.

OR DO YOU NOT HAVE ANY PRIDE? D:

[idiot-buster]

what i dont get

[mr-alien1]

That's not ham! It's beef.

[MrCrawford]

At 9/3/07 01:04 PM, Abomination wrote: *Hands over boxes of Lego, carefully organized to shape and color.*

This is all I have, I hope the rest of the World will soon follow my example.

OR DO YOU NOT HAVE ANY PRIDE? D:

Damn straight.

[Lagatag]

Screw ham, I eat baby, the other other white meat.

[Krbyfan1]

I shall now assault you unless you meet my demands

1) 56,091,582.47 in american dollars
2) Safe passage to Libya via warp tube
C) A starring role in a romantic comedy staring Sarah Jessica Parker or Jennifer Aniston

You have 1 week. Bi Buy.

[Vousielle]

I only accept ransom money in the form of Krugerrands.