how women doomed the world

[shini-gami]

so yeha heres my theorie about how women doomed the world,
first of all i think humans are going to extingush all life from earth somehow before it happens in a natural way (like the sun dies) second i think intelligence is what made humans ''evil'' or bad or whatever you call something that messes a planet up. (even today!)

so intelligence is the reason for the extinguishing of life, now here is where my theory kicks in:
i was watching some documentary the other day, it was about how humans became ''superior'' to other animals.

*according to the documentary* it's because the females started to take more interest in intellectual ''humans'' (or semi humans or whatever they're called) rather than the physicly strong ones wich normally is the case in natures selection thingy, so males became more intelligent (wanting to get more pussy) and slowly because of this humans in general became more intelligent*according to documentary*, thus bringing us slowly to the point of us succesfully fucking the world up.
so behold, the root of all evil WOMEN
thanks alot women, we buy you shoes and diamonds and u fuck us all up
discus

[Empanado]

So you're saying that women, as a general rule, choose smart men over physically attractive ones?
Oh, yes, I totally agree. I mean, look at high school. Being smart is an instant trade coupon for wild monkey sex.

[reviewer-general]

At 9/1/07 10:47 AM, Empanado wrote: So you're saying that women, as a general rule, choose smart men over physically attractive ones?
Oh, yes, I totally agree. I mean, look at high school. Being smart is an instant trade coupon for wild monkey sex.

</sarcasm>

Unlucky me . . . . .
;

[Drakim]

At 9/1/07 10:47 AM, Empanado wrote: So you're saying that women, as a general rule, choose smart men over physically attractive ones?
Oh, yes, I totally agree. I mean, look at high school. Being smart is an instant trade coupon for wild monkey sex.

Just wait some years and you'll see ;)

[KidneyThief]

oooo k ur talking like woman are one mass entity with one mind lol.

[bifgis]

At 9/1/07 10:47 AM, Empanado wrote: So you're saying that women, as a general rule, choose smart men over physically attractive ones?
Oh, yes, I totally agree. I mean, look at high school. Being smart is an instant trade coupon for wild monkey sex.

XD you just won the argument RIGHT THERE!

[TheThing]

What?!

You're saying that women choose men who are smart over attractive made other men want to be smart? And because we're all going to be geniuses, the Earth is doomed?

Are you fucking kidding me!?

[fahrenheit]

Its more serious than you think.

[SKIMMILK]

At 9/1/07 10:37 AM, shini-gami wrote:

according to the documentary it's because the females started to take more interest in intellectual humans or semi humans or whatever they're called rather than the physicly strong ones wich normally is the case in natures selection thingy, so males became more intelligent (wanting to get more pussy)
:if that theory is right then im going to have a great life

[shini-gami]

dudes i'm talking about the old days, when we all walked around in bear skins and grabbed women by the hair, and with intellect i don't mean the discovery of nuclear fusion but making fire nd shit like that, hunting in ''smarter'' ways, and in the long run even today the smart geek wins over the muscled chunk of meat

[tony4moroney]

At 9/1/07 10:47 AM, Empanado wrote: So you're saying that women, as a general rule, choose smart men over physically attractive ones?
Oh, yes, I totally agree. I mean, look at high school. Being smart is an instant trade coupon for wild monkey sex.

i actually noticed that the dumber i act, the more sociable and approachable i am. socialiability has an inverse relationship to intelligence.

[reviewer-general]

At 9/1/07 04:39 PM, SKIMMILK wrote:

if that theory is right then im going to have a great life

I doubt it.

At 9/2/07 06:08 PM, shini-gami wrote: and in the long run even today the smart geek wins over the muscled chunk of meat

How so?

;

[Fockinator]

At 9/2/07 06:08 PM, shini-gami wrote:

:in the long run even today the smart geek wins over the muscled chunk of meat

Have you ever seen wrestling or football? Those guys will make more money then a smart geek will ever make. Well, there always is a chance for a smart geek to turn out like Bill Gates. Just a very very small chance.

[fahrenheit]

At 9/2/07 07:36 PM, Fockinator wrote: Have you ever seen wrestling or football?

Theres a much better chance for a nerd to go on and have a succesful job, while its very unlikely for a jock to make it to the pros.

[SmilezRoyale]

And men fucked up the world with they're wars and they're guns and they're opression.

What's the point?

Stop blaming the Sexes, infact, stop blaming GROUPS of people for problems and start taking action against the problems themselfs.

it's easy to point fingers but it's not easy to take up the sheild.

[GaiusIuliusTaberna]

Are you insane I hope your joking because intelligence is what will keep us from destroying the world not the other way around but what every crazy gene you have after this statement I think its safe to say you won't be passing it on.

Also if you have to act stupid to get sex I would rather go with out forever! I hate over emotional morons! Emotion is the antithesis of will power and I hate week willed illogical idiots!

[AttAl07]

Thats the most BS thing I ever heard. Women didn't take interest in smarter men. It sthat the smarter men lived longer or outsmarted the other guys so they ended up being the ones reproducing. That is how natural selection works.

[SmilezRoyale]

Intelligence does often times have negative effects on the world when technology is not coupled with the full understanding of it's effects. Every good thing you do has some sort of negative effect; some more or less than others.

[TheThing]

At 9/1/07 04:35 PM, fahrenheit wrote: Its more serious than you think.

But that's not the theory the topic starter had used. To refute your theory, the Y will continue to evolve to protect itself against attacks; I mean, have you ever heard of a species that completely killed off it's males?

[Whitehole]

At 9/3/07 01:23 AM, TheThing wrote:

At 9/1/07 04:35 PM, fahrenheit wrote: Its more serious than you think.

But that's not the theory the topic starter had used. To refute your theory, the Y will continue to evolve to protect itself against attacks; I mean, have you ever heard of a species that completely killed off it's males?

I once heard of this colony of Frog (forget the exact scientific name) Where tha males all killed each other off. The last two males got killed on the freeway by a passing truck.
Colony still survived though, some of the females became male (freacky frogs)

[Mr-Silv3r]

At 9/1/07 12:22 PM, Drakim wrote:

At 9/1/07 10:47 AM, Empanado wrote: So you're saying that women, as a general rule, choose smart men over physically attractive ones?
Oh, yes, I totally agree. I mean, look at high school. Being smart is an instant trade coupon for wild monkey sex.

Just wait some years and you'll see ;)

Only if you're not interested in the hot ones.

[Elfer]

At 9/1/07 10:47 AM, Empanado wrote: So you're saying that women, as a general rule, choose smart men over physically attractive ones?
Oh, yes, I totally agree. I mean, look at high school. Being smart is an instant trade coupon for wild monkey sex.

Yes, what with high school being an accurate microcosm of real life and all.

[tony4moroney]

At 9/3/07 09:48 AM, Elfer wrote:

At 9/1/07 10:47 AM, Empanado wrote: So you're saying that women, as a general rule, choose smart men over physically attractive ones?
Oh, yes, I totally agree. I mean, look at high school. Being smart is an instant trade coupon for wild monkey sex.

Yes, what with high school being an accurate microcosm of real life and all.

what about magazines targeted towards females? what about tv? sure, not necessarily a representation of actual relationships but definitely an indication of the priorities of their desirabilities.