Just write some lyrics over some well known songs.
Holy Diner - DIO
Holy Diner
You've been out to long in the bathroom to pee
That'll cost you $2.50
Like the tiger
In 15 seconds your plate is clean
Oh I shouldn't have gave you beans
Gotta get away
Holy Diner
Terrible runs
You sprint to the nearest bathroom to poo
Nobody is like you
More onion rings
Out of food you put up a fight
The others pray it's all right
Gotta get away get away
In the greasy fries
His tooth falls out onto his meal
The diner never dies
You'll never get laid
Jump on the liger
He's lazy, ugly, and not lean
He devours the beans
You give it a try