Parodying Song Lyrics

[CapnCrunchDaPimp]

Just write some lyrics over some well known songs.

Holy Diner - DIO

Holy Diner
You've been out to long in the bathroom to pee
That'll cost you $2.50

Like the tiger
In 15 seconds your plate is clean
Oh I shouldn't have gave you beans

Gotta get away
Holy Diner

Terrible runs
You sprint to the nearest bathroom to poo
Nobody is like you

More onion rings
Out of food you put up a fight
The others pray it's all right

Gotta get away get away

In the greasy fries
His tooth falls out onto his meal
The diner never dies
You'll never get laid

Jump on the liger
He's lazy, ugly, and not lean
He devours the beans

You give it a try

[poolkill]

It's NG-alicious, but it ain't promicious
and if you suck fishes, that is it fictitios
Tom blows kisses, and joke about the cock, cock
And you're lining down the block to touch tom's mac.

[Catoblepas]

Here's a parody for you.

Ice Ice Baby

Yo VIP let's kick it

Ice ice baby (x2)
All right stop collaborate and listen
Ice is back with my brand new invention
Something grabs a hold of me tightly
Flow like a harpoon daily and nightly
Will it ever stop yo I don't know
Turn off the lights and I'll glow
To the extreme I rock a mic like a vandal
Light up a stage and wax a chump like a candle
Dance go rush to the speaker that booms
I'm killing your brain like a poisonous mushroom
Deadly when I play a dope melody
Anything less than the best is a felony
Love it or leave it you better gain weight
You better hit bull's eye the kid don't play
If there was a problem yo I'll solve it
Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it

CHORUS
Ice ice baby vanillla (x4)

Now that the party is jumping
With the bass kicked in and the vegas are pumpin'
Quick to the point to the point no faking
I'm cooking MC's like a pound of bacon
Burning them if you ain't quick and nimble
I go crazy when I hear a cymbal
And a hi-hat with a souped up tempo
I'm on a roll and it's time to go solo
Rollin' in my 5.0
With my rag-top down so my hair can blow
The girlies on standby waving just to say hi
Did you stop no I just drove by
Kept on pursuing to the next stop
I busted a left and I'm heading to the next block
The block was dead
Yo so I continued to A1A Beachfront Avenue
Girls were hot wearing less than bikinis
Rockman lovers driving Lamborghinis
Jealous 'cause I'm out getting mine
Shay with a guage and Vanilla with a nine
Reading for the chumps on the wall
The chumps acting ill because they're so full of eight balls
Gunshots rang out like a bell
I grabbed my nine all I heard were shells
Falling on the concrete real fast
Jumped in my car slammed on the gas
Bumpet to bumper the avenue's packed
I'm trying to get away before the jackers jack
Police on the scene you know what I mean
They passed me up confronted all the dope fiends
If there was a problem yo I'll solve it
Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it

REPEAT CHORUS

Take heed 'cause I'm a lyrical poet
Miami's on the scene just in case you didn't know it
My town that created all the bass sound
Enough to shake and kick holes in the ground
'Cause my style's like a chemical spill
Feasible rhymes that you can vision and feel
Conducted and formed
This is a hell of a concept
We make it hype and you want to step with this
Shay plays on the fade slice like a ninja
Cut like a razor blade so fast other DJs say damn
If my rhyme was a drug I'd sell it by the gram
Keep my composure when it's time to get loose
Magnetized by the mic while I kick my juice
If there was a problem yo I'll solve it
Check out the hook while Shay revolves it

Ice ice baby vanilla
Ice ice baby (oh-oh) vanilla
Ice ice baby vanilla
Ice ice baby vanilla ice
Yo man let's get out of here
Word to your mother
Ice ice baby too cold
Ice ice baby too cold too cold (x2)
Ice ice baby

[Kiddmeizter]

AHEM!!!

Already been done, Although mine is just for one's about newgrounds, And only metal songs.

[CapnCrunchDaPimp]

At 8/30/07 05:20 PM, Kiddmeizter wrote: AHEM!!!

Already been done, Although mine is just for one's about newgrounds, And only metal songs.

I see your point but my lyrics aren't about NG

[IrishGun]

Queers of War-Megadeth

Can't think of lyrics, so I'll start from the chorus.

Retarded bombs, precision guided ornaments
A more sophisticated way to end up in Cleveland
Still we search and invent such retarded weapons
That love each other like the Queers of War
Hoo-freaking-ya!

If you ride with friends, then you die with friends
Cross my heart and hope that I die, that I die!
When the smoke is cleared, the god's in the mirror
And you see his warheads paint the sky, now you live!

Retarded bombs, precision guided ornaments
A more sophisticated way to end up in Cleveland
Still we search and invent such retarded weapons
That love each other like the Queers of War

[Darkblazer]

Crunch you posted a parody song lyric about 20 minutes or so ago and you didn't even mention it in here?

tut tut

Written by CapnCrunch:

There's a user who's sure all that glitters is gold
And he's buying a Stairway to Bedn
And when he gets there he knows if the sites all are closed
With a word what he gets what he came for

Woe wooo woo woo
And he's buying a Stairway to Bedn

[Phsyco-Mantis]

You spin me

The only part that matters.

You spin me right around baby on Newgrounds

:Am I doing it right?

[CapnCrunchDaPimp]

At 8/30/07 05:37 PM, Darkblazer wrote: Crunch you posted a parody song lyric about 20 minutes or so ago and you didn't even mention it in here?

I didn't finish it silly.

Bi Bi Bi - N'Sync

(Hey Hey)
Bi, Bi, Bi
Bi, Bi
Bi, Bi
Oh, oh

Im doin' you tonight
I got a boner at the sight
You might be a dude but it's right
Hey baby cum on
Cum on me endlessly
Then lick it off of me
So go ahead and fetch my bone
Before you walk out that door
It aint no lie
Do it doggy style on the floor
Baby bi bi bi

Bi Bi
I wanna be a mule for you
You cum when you want to
Make it hurt baby aint no lie
Baby bi bi bi
Bi bi
Go ahead and make it tough
I enjoy the ride rough
Don't get lazy
It aint no lie
Baby bi bi bi

etc etc

[Ryanson]

I wrote parodies for the so-called "emo" songs.
One of them even insults emo kids in a way that (I think) is humorous.
Who wants to read it?

[Frank]

Replace everything with butt or mom.

[CapnCrunchDaPimp]

At 8/30/07 05:53 PM, ryanson209 wrote: I wrote parodies for the so-called "emo" songs.
One of them even insults emo kids in a way that (I think) is humorous.
Who wants to read it?

Go ahead, post it here.