One of life's finer pleasures

[Shadow-XII]

Poopin'.

Yessir.

What could possibly beat that feeling when you release your load, and the instant relief on your gut that comes with it?

I for one adore that feeling of a huge piece of shit sliding gallently out of my asshole, and the appreciative plop from the toilet. It's like getting a painful tooth pulled out - it just feels good.

[Shadow-XII]

I feel another one coming!

[flaws]

Another poop thread...

[ZeroAsALimit]

No, I don't get that feeling from excretion. I do from urination though. I actually prefer it to orgasm, especially if I hold it in.

[InsertFunnyUserName]

Yeah, I like the feeling of taking a shit, too.

It's not orgasmic, but whatever.

[Torkelson]

Yes, is is indeed a hell of a sensation...but i don't think i can celebrate it with quite as much admiration as you do......poo

[gregaaron89]

Do you know what that feeling is? An anal orgasm. That means that you'd also like being fucked up the ass.

Fag.

[Earfetish]

At 8/29/07 07:08 PM, ZeroAsALimit wrote: No, I don't get that feeling from excretion. I do from urination though. I actually prefer it to orgasm, especially if I hold it in.

You NEED to get laid, man. I say this as a non-virgin for 5 whole months (shit time flies). It'll happen, man. I was like 'betcha I'll get a girlfriend if I gtfo the BBS for a bit' and then I did and I got a girlfriend. And I don't see you as being any less attractive than me. Go to an NG meet-up actually, you might get some underage poon there from some NG girl who'll think it's bragworthy. Sex orgasms are amazing. Although wait for someone important, obviously. Unless you've already gotten laid, I dunno, you might have, but your occupation indicates you haven't. Try to pull someone at a Throbbing Gristle concert or something.

Sometimes I have amazing poos, like fucking great, but that's a rarity. They've been too dry to enjoy as of late.

[Britkid]

I don't like it when it slops out and then your arse is all wet and soppy.

I think it's great when you haven't drunk anything and there's this tight feeling in your cheeks. And then you contract them and it eases through. Brilliant.

[Deathleprichaun]

I really used strength to click on this peice of nothingness to read something that i could really care less about i really have to learn fast...

[Seriana]

How do you manage to make this action so eloquent.

[DingoTheDog]

Eat a Chicken phaal and tell me how much you enjoy having your sphincter incinerated by a molten dookie.

[ZeroAsALimit]

At 8/29/07 07:27 PM, Earfetish wrote: Try to pull someone at a Throbbing Gristle concert or something.

LOL. The only women at Industrial concerts have been dragged there. Man, I've not been on a date for 20 months, nearly 21 months.

I'm talking to a girl ATM, but I doubt it will go anywhere.

[Anti901]

Mark Twain once said, "There is no pleasure more overrated than intercourse, and none more underrated than defacation," or something to that effect. Truly a great mind.

[Spite]

shootin turds out your ass is great fun isn't it.

[Irishladdie3]

At 8/29/07 07:47 PM, ZeroAsALimit wrote: Man, I've not been on a date for 20 months, nearly 21 months.

BWAH HAH HAH!

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