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NeonFlame126

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Posted at: 8/27/07 08:44 PM

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Noob's Guide to Newgrounds

*Note: This guide isn't perfect, but at least it's something*

1.- Female users
If you look at a profile on Newgrounds and you see that the user is a girl IT'S USUALLY EITHER A LIE OR AN ALT.*see slang*
Exceptions: MissAllenPoe, Sawke, their Alts, Maus, and some unknown few

2.- Newgrounds Slang
Though too much to fit in this guide, here are most common slang words.

Noob, n00b. New user. A new user, or someone who posts really stupid things.

T3h, teh. Simply means The. It is usually used to seem cooler, but it really isn't.

NG means Newgrounds.

Alt is an alternate account. These usually are used when making a spam topic, or just used to piss people off.

1337 speak is just speaking with numbers as letters and acronyms such as "lol", orN3\l/GR0l_ll\l5.

Fofl means fall on floor laughing, just another use of Rofl

Meme is a bandwagon.

Angry Faic is the little mad face you see before posting.

3.- Bandwagons
Many, many bandwagons have come and gone, but here are an old few:
DO A BARREL ROLL - I sense 4chan*still used*
SHOOP DA WHOOP - This is a really old bandwagon and I wasn't here for when it started, most likely on 4chan.
RICK ROLL - a link that leads to a Rick Roll music video on YouTube*still used*
MAGIKARP USE SPLASH- A 4chan made flash, that someone put on NG, which started a bandwagon

4.- 4Chan.net
A retarded site that, every once and a while, tries to invade NG, unsuccessfully. Also where many bandwagons such as Shoop Da Whoop, and Magikarp started. Don't be a /b/tard and stay off there.

There's still much more for you to learn, but why ruin the experience? Also, get used to swearing, and porn. It's very common here.

A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men.
[BEST THREAD EVAR] [Bannable Phrases]
My B-Day is Dec.6

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At 8/27/07 08:44 PM, green-day-fan1 wrote: 4.- 4Chan.net

El Em Ay Oh.


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What the fudge?!?!?


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THE ONLY RULE ON THIS FUCKING SITE

I own you.

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In b4 rules 1 and 2

I was sortin' but I wasn't smilin'


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You've saved my life.

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+100'th person might just learn how to do it ;)+

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At 8/27/07 08:49 PM, HotActionYiffFur wrote: THE ONLY RULE ON THIS FUCKING SITE

I own you.

agreed


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Umm... Its 4chan.ORG


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At 8/27/07 08:49 PM, Red wrote: In b4 rules 1 and 2

HaY GuYZ thx 2 ED I kn0 ALL abOt INt3rnet LULZ

ROOL 1: dont tak bout B
ROOL 2: DONT TAK BOUT B!!!! LULZ! LULZ!!1 EPIC WIN1


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At 8/27/07 08:51 PM, Rozner wrote: Umm... Its 4chan.ORG

Well, no one's perfect. If they see 4chan then they'll know what it is at least.

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At 8/27/07 08:44 PM, green-day-fan1 wrote: 4.- 4Chan.net

5. Newfags know nothing about 4chan.


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Best. Guide. Ever.

Now make it better.

I am a Vampire
And a Prez.

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I fucking own you all.

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At 8/27/07 08:55 PM, HotActionYiffFur wrote: I fucking own you all.

Yes you do.

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1. Don't complain about spam Flash passing. Vote 0 and hope it gets blammed.
2. If you spam on the NG BBS, your e-penis will shrink.
3. If you spam in the Flash Portal, your e-penis will grow.
4. 90% of the content on Newgrounds is from 4chan.
5. If you act like a noob, you will be flamed.
6. People will take you more seriously if you have a lot of posts.
7. Try not to be 13 years old or younger.
8. Even if you like Naruto, say that you hate it and it sucks.
9. It doesn't matter wheter or not you use Photoshop or MS Paint. Just make good pictures.
10. Read the NG BBS Rules and try not to break them.


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Here's my guide:

Account settings > Password > Insert random numbers > Save settings.


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At 8/27/07 09:12 PM, Ecke wrote: Here's my guide:

Account settings > Password > Insert random numbers > Save settings.

The topic starter needs to use this guide.

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At 8/27/07 08:54 PM, Ecke wrote:
At 8/27/07 08:44 PM, green-day-fan1 wrote: 4.- 4Chan.net
5. Newfags know nothing about 4chan.

Thank you. God, thank you.

XBL: Foar The Lulz
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6. Topic starter is a faggot, regardless of who he is.

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At 8/27/07 08:54 PM, Grubby wrote: Best. Guide. Ever.

Now make it better.

I'll try to add more stuff, but I'm taking Suggestions.

A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men.
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Oh my god, if this little wiener ever posted a bunch of bullshit that doesnt fit into a noob's list. Most of this shit came from EVERYDAY LIFE YOU FUCKING TARD! I COULD HAVE FIGURED THIS SHIT OUT WITHOUT USING THE INTERNETS!


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You made a guide for yourself? How selfish. Anyway, I have a better guide. I stayed up all night working on it, I hope you guys like it =D


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At 2/9/08 09:24 PM, MercatorMap wrote: Oh my god, if this little wiener ever posted a bunch of bullshit that doesnt fit into a noob's list. Most of this shit came from EVERYDAY LIFE YOU FUCKING TARD! I COULD HAVE FIGURED THIS SHIT OUT WITHOUT USING THE INTERNETS!

I'm PM'ing Zerok about your trolling. Have a good one.

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Certainly. BTW, I looked up noobs. Not your name.


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shoop da whoop

is a youtube vidieo rip off of a programme...this vidieo on your roks like

I'm chargin ma lazer

edited sigs rule.......STATUS: SUPER ADMIN OF MY SITE.....help me by going on my profile....LOOKING FOR MEMBERS OF A PS3 COD4 CLAN...JOIN BY CLICKING MY SIG

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So er....pfft i know i might sound like a n33b...but er....whats Newgrounds?


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You forgot to put 07ers and 08ers in the slang section.

XXX HOT PORN XXX
just click it.


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Newb.

not noob.

a Noob is a idiot who has been here for a while, but has an knowledge of a newb but pretends that other people around are idiots when he's the idiot.

a Newb is someone who's new to a site/forum/(insert tech-related thing here).

Willing to make friends with Atheists, Buddhists, Communists, Islamics etc etc as long as they have reasonable morals. Jehovah's Witnesses and Scientologists excluded.

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At 2/9/08 09:46 PM, Healthy wrote:
At 8/27/07 08:44 PM, green-day-fan1 wrote:
.... Im a noob!
...Why write a guide... come here...

lol Good stuff there. Yes, please sit down all the noobs and have a chat with them.


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