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I got laid Aug. 27th, 2007 @ 06:17 PM Reply

Yes you very own MC has gotten laid

It all happened when I went for walk downtown and I for a joke tried to get into the Strip club, I'm thinking what he hell lets see if the bouncer is an idiot So I walk up, give him a nod and walk in. My heart starts to beat for the fact that I'm 15 and I got in a strip club. I was syked luckely I had some 5 doller bills with me. I sit down and watch the stripper dance, untill a girl walks up and says, "Hey wanna get a room?" I mumbled "ok", I was wondering why she was looping and sluring her words.

So we went in and I sat down, now she was kinda loopy and there was a wine bottle, she starts to drink and then she unbuttons my pants and she takes her shirt off and she pulls her panties to a side, and being me I already had a stiffy. So she stuck it in her and we banged it was nice, I banged a stripper, I hope she didn't have anything >.>

Also this never happened I made it up, I'll be the first NGer to admit a sex story wasent true XP Lets see how many people dont read this part...


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Response to I got laid Aug. 27th, 2007 @ 06:18 PM Reply

The story needs to be longer to be deceptive.


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Response to I got laid Aug. 27th, 2007 @ 06:19 PM Reply

Read the last part, guys. I don't have the energy to flame you all.


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Response to I got laid Aug. 27th, 2007 @ 06:19 PM Reply

At 8/27/07 06:17 PM, M-to-the-C wrote: Also this never happened I made it up, I'll be the first NGer to admit a sex story wasent true XP Lets see how many people dont read this part...

I read that part lol people aren't idiots... atleast i don't think that many people are idiots.... i'm about to get proven wrong...


I am coolbreeze01!!!! Zomg i'm so orginal now :3

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Response to I got laid Aug. 27th, 2007 @ 06:19 PM Reply

I totally believe you.....

about the last few sentences.

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Response to I got laid Aug. 27th, 2007 @ 06:20 PM Reply

At 8/27/07 06:18 PM, 36Holla wrote: The story needs to be longer to be deceptive.

Yea you might be right there


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Response to I got laid Aug. 27th, 2007 @ 06:21 PM Reply

It would have been better if you added more details and shit to make it sound like it actually happened. And the part where the bouncer just let you in could have been more in depths, like you bribing him or something.

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Response to I got laid Aug. 27th, 2007 @ 06:25 PM Reply

and i banged teh newgrounds angreh faic when i was 5


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Response to I got laid Aug. 27th, 2007 @ 06:27 PM Reply

At 8/27/07 06:25 PM, camobch0 wrote: and i banged teh newgrounds angreh faic when i was 5

Well then you don't have much more time before your body begins to break down.

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Response to I got laid Aug. 27th, 2007 @ 06:30 PM Reply

At 8/27/07 06:19 PM, Net-terrorist wrote: Read the last part, guys. I don't have the energy to flame you all.

A free pass? AWWWWWWWWWWWWWSOOOOOOOME.

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Response to I got laid Aug. 27th, 2007 @ 06:30 PM Reply

Not true eh?


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Response to I got laid Aug. 27th, 2007 @ 06:34 PM Reply

When you said the bouncer let you in without being shown an form of I.D. my skepticism shot through the roof.

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Response to I got laid Aug. 27th, 2007 @ 06:35 PM Reply

Also this never happened I made it up, I'll be the first NGer to admit a sex story wasent true XP Lets see how many people dont read this part...

if i was a retard id say your lying


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Response to I got laid Aug. 27th, 2007 @ 06:36 PM Reply

i dont care if you made it up

its a CRAPPY story, go to school and write a better one


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Response to I got laid Aug. 27th, 2007 @ 06:37 PM Reply

At 8/27/07 06:19 PM, Net-terrorist wrote: Read the last part, guys. I don't have the energy to flame you all.

you fukin ruined the thread net terrorist


I once stuck my dick in an electrical socket... and do you know what?

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Response to I got laid Aug. 27th, 2007 @ 06:37 PM Reply

At 8/27/07 06:34 PM, SouthAsian wrote: When you said the bouncer let you in without being shown an form of I.D. my skepticism shot through the roof.

Exactly what I thought.


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Response to I got laid Aug. 27th, 2007 @ 06:37 PM Reply

Stories in profile please.


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Response to I got laid Aug. 27th, 2007 @ 07:22 PM Reply

At 8/27/07 06:19 PM, coolbreeze01 wrote: I read that part lol people aren't idiots... atleast i don't think that many people are idiots.... i'm about to get proven wrong...

What is an "proven?"

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Response to I got laid Aug. 27th, 2007 @ 07:24 PM Reply

damn, that was a good story.
i didn't like the ending.


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Response to I got laid Aug. 27th, 2007 @ 07:27 PM Reply

At 8/27/07 07:24 PM, fuzzies wrote: damn, that was a good story.
i didn't like the ending.

I concur, I hate that ended geesz if only that didn't happen...


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Response to I got laid Aug. 27th, 2007 @ 07:28 PM Reply

At 8/27/07 06:37 PM, CreampieSuprise wrote: Stories in profile please.

Especially fictional ones..


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Response to I got laid Aug. 27th, 2007 @ 07:29 PM Reply

that was NOT very smart.shes a stripper.of course she has a disease.
you mite wanna get yourself checked.


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Response to I got laid Aug. 27th, 2007 @ 07:31 PM Reply

At 8/27/07 07:29 PM, bluefox11 wrote: that was NOT very smart.shes a stripper.of course she has a disease.
you mite wanna get yourself checked.

Haha you didn't read the last couple sentences.

It wasn't very believable.


Yay, more jokes!

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Response to I got laid Aug. 27th, 2007 @ 07:32 PM Reply

At 8/27/07 07:29 PM, bluefox11 wrote: that was NOT very smart.shes a stripper.of course she has a disease.
you mite wanna get yourself checked.

either you're fucking retarded, or I can't sense your racism through fucking text.

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Response to I got laid Aug. 27th, 2007 @ 07:33 PM Reply

Didn't they say no more story threads?


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