A random situation #3.

[Dekuboy]

It is time, NG, for my third random situation. Here it is.
Alright, you are walking down the street one day when you hear something inside of a trash can. You open it, and find Tom Fulp having sex with Jessica Simpson. Tom Fulp looks at you, and puts a gun to your face. Just then, a guy dressed up as Strawberry Clock rappels down a building and starts throwing rags at Tom. Tom then shoots the dude in the strawberry costume, and puts a gun to your face again. WHAT DO YOU DO???
:Well?

[TheFierceDeity]

Jig.

[Sunglasses]

Tell Tom to wait while I stroke my massive erection. Then get back in front of the gun.

[Dekuboy]

At 8/26/07 01:26 AM, Sunglasses wrote: Tell Tom to wait while I stroke my massive erection. Then get back in front of the gun.

Umm... after that, why not just run away?

[Sunglasses]

At 8/26/07 01:26 AM, Dekuboy wrote:

At 8/26/07 01:26 AM, Sunglasses wrote: Tell Tom to wait while I stroke my massive erection. Then get back in front of the gun.

Umm... after that, why not just run away?

If you found Tom Fulp having sex with someone, would you want to leave?

[fuzzies]

ask for his autograph.

[Hentai-Fever]

do a ninja kick

[Dekuboy]

At 8/26/07 01:27 AM, fuzzies wrote: ask for his autograph.

Good idea. But then he might get annoyed and shoot you.

[Anti901]

Leave.

[Dekuboy]

At 8/26/07 01:28 AM, Hentai-Fever wrote: do a ninja kick

I just pictured a naked Tom Fulp rolling down a hill in a trash can... lol.

[j6stik]

Either kill Tom and do Jessica Simpson or die trying.