Shit, I just got a girlfriend.

[fuzzies]

It's true, Newgrounds. There's this girl and she's pretty hot and has a great body and I've done stuff with her before, but today while talking on AIM, she forced me to ask her out. She broke up with her boyfriend earlier today, so I was thinking she might want a little time to think about stuff. Apparently, I was wrong. So after I asked her out, she was like "you just made my day. I love you." I like her too, she's really cute and she has the best ass ever, but I don't know if I have time for a girlfriend.

HOW AM I GOING TO POST DAILY WITH A FUCKING GIRLFRIEND, NEWGROUNDS? HOW?!

[Lost-Wisdom]

Your girlfriend= A soon to be whore.

[Advent-Sinner]

yeah, you're a definite faggot

[Dekuboy]

At 8/26/07 01:10 AM, fuzzies wrote: HOW AM I GOING TO POST DAILY WITH A FUCKING GIRLFRIEND, NEWGROUNDS? HOW?!

You'll have to figure that one out by yourself.

[TheFierceDeity]

When you have a girlfriend, you dont care about Newgrounds.

[Anti901]

Dude, having a life fucking sucks.

:Now where can I find me some hentai?

:-Average BBSer

[Daddy-L-Jackson]

Pics.

[tekcos]

HAVE FUN TRYING TO REPRODUCE

[Noodleboy111]

put risque pics of her on your signature and I'll love you forever

[Crashman]

I tell my woman to deal with my NG's habit. She hasposted twice before and that was it.

[flashmac]

SHE'S GONNA TAKE ALL YOUR MONEY!

[Kiyri]

At 8/26/07 01:12 AM, Advent-Sinner wrote: yeah, you're a definite faggot

Rofl.

Second.

[tekcos]

At 8/26/07 01:13 AM, tekcos wrote: HAVE FUN TRYING TO REPRODUCE

Oh, nvm, I thought you we're a chick this whole time. Maybe it has to do with your profile pic and your very homosexual newgrounds I.D.

[Knights]

Newgrounds is a better place without you.

[PyroGreg]

congratulations you're one of the few people on NG who have a real life now

[am-WEE]

my boyfriend still manages to post his experience points and relieve his addiction every day.
no big deal, just as long as you like her!

[Kitala]

Tell her you wanna try something kinky. Blindfold her and have her give you felatio under the desk and then sit on the computer and post on NG!

every so often look at something creepy to make you soft
she'll have to keep going and going

more time on NG.
and more practice for her.

end of story

[Crashman]

At 8/26/07 01:17 AM, knightsofthecircle wrote: Newgrounds is a better place without you.

Well that wasn't nice.

[Knights]

At 8/26/07 01:18 AM, Crashman wrote:

At 8/26/07 01:17 AM, knightsofthecircle wrote: Newgrounds is a better place without you.

Well that wasn't nice.

Ugh your talking about Newgrounds here.

[fuzzies]

At 8/26/07 01:19 AM, knightsofthecircle wrote:

At 8/26/07 01:18 AM, Crashman wrote:

At 8/26/07 01:17 AM, knightsofthecircle wrote: Newgrounds is a better place without you.

Well that wasn't nice.

Ugh your talking about Newgrounds here.

I'm sorry, do I know you?

[Luxury-Yacht]

You must be kidding.

TAKE THE GIRL

TAKE HER AND RUN FAR FAR AWAY.

[Hentai-Fever]

did i miss something

[Ceti]

Post her TITS OR GTFO.

[Ronald-McDonald-LoL]

Congrats fuzzies, you have a life!

[fuzzies]

At 8/26/07 01:23 AM, Luxury-Yacht wrote: You must be kidding.

TAKE THE GIRL

TAKE HER AND RUN FAR FAR AWAY.

Haha, yeah man that's what I am going to do. Fuck Newgrounds. I came on to tell them about my special surprise and how do they react? They flame me.

Girlfriend > Newgrounds

or maybe it's just the new users.

[Daddy-L-Jackson]

Can we atleast have a picture of her so we can criticize her every little flaw and then fap to it later?

[Twerpo]

Rebound relationships last for a few weeks top. It's prolly not going to last.

[Night-Ranger]

At 8/26/07 01:10 AM, fuzzies wrote: HOW AM I GOING TO POST DAILY WITH A FUCKING GIRLFRIEND, NEWGROUNDS? HOW?!

You just say. I HAVE TO DO THIS. And she'll get over it :)

[fahrenheit]

congratulations on being a rebound, hopefully she wont recover her confidence anytime soon and dump you.

[gregaaron89]

Sex > Newgrounds. Sorry Tom, you know it's true...