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Posted at: 8/25/07 09:42 PM
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I was playing tug-of-war with my dog in the house i was able to get it from him while an erection poped out he literally went flying into my crotch with his skull trying to get his toy back and i was in pain for about 10-15 minutes.
my right nut still hurts though :(
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Posted at: 8/25/07 09:43 PM
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I get an erection when I sleep on the couch for some reason.
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Ummm... jack off?
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You wee playing tug of war with your cock with your dog?
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Posted at: 8/25/07 09:44 PM
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You should thank god that he didn't bite your dick off.
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Needs more grammar.
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At 8/25/07 09:43 PM, BlueFlameSkulls wrote: You wee playing tug of war with your cock with your dog?
No..... he has this rope kind of thing that squeaks i got it away from him he jumped for it and hit my PENIS
Posted at: 8/25/07 09:45 PM
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Hey, at least you dont get random stabbing pains in your shaft like I do!
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Posted at: 8/25/07 09:46 PM
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Cock tug your dog with your wee playing war of you?
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At 8/25/07 09:45 PM, The-Omnipresence wrote: Hey, at least you dont get random stabbing pains in your shaft like I do!
Sounds unpleasant...
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I also hate these random erections when they just pop out of nowhere and im like damn go down big daddy! lol
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Posted at: 8/25/07 09:48 PM
At 8/25/07 09:47 PM, ZombieArmy wrote: NRB
Whats NRB mean? seriously i dont talk like that anymore accept a few times.
Posted at: 8/25/07 09:49 PM
At 8/25/07 09:46 PM, TheBasics wrote: At 8/25/07 09:45 PM, The-Omnipresence wrote: Hey, at least you dont get random stabbing pains in your shaft like I do!Sounds unpleasant...
Oh it is, like when your walking down the street and it just starts and your holding yourself in pain.
Posted at: 8/25/07 09:50 PM
Actualy i know what you are talking about i have a cist on my left side and every once in a while i just get a unleasent Pulsing pain,
might need surgery when im older :(
Posted at: 8/25/07 09:52 PM
At 8/25/07 09:49 PM, The-Omnipresence wrote: At 8/25/07 09:46 PM, TheBasics wrote: At 8/25/07 09:45 PM, The-Omnipresence wrote: Hey, at least you dont get random stabbing pains in your shaft like I do!Sounds unpleasant...Oh it is, like when your walking down the street and it just starts and your holding yourself in pain.
Do you wank it often? Cause it can be left over cum in your shaft that makes it sting.
Posted at: 8/25/07 09:53 PM
At 8/25/07 09:50 PM, The-word-destroyer wrote:
Surgery? I wouldnt do it, then I would have to live the rest of my life as Dickless Dave.
Posted at: 8/25/07 10:07 PM
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Posted at: 8/25/07 10:09 PM
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Posted at: 8/25/07 10:10 PM
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I hate it at school when the bell rings and you realise you have a boner but you wont stand up to move lesson.
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Solution is.....
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Posted at: 8/25/07 10:12 PM
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At 8/25/07 10:10 PM, Whomper wrote: I hate it at school when the bell rings and you realise you have a boner but you wont stand up to move lesson.
I hate that.
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Posted at: 8/25/07 10:29 PM
At 8/25/07 09:53 PM, The-Omnipresence wrote: At 8/25/07 09:50 PM, The-word-destroyer wrote: might need surgery when im older :(Surgery? I wouldnt do it, then I would have to live the rest of my life as Dickless Dave.
I would just lose a nut thats all id keep my dick and right nut.
Posted at: 8/25/07 10:38 PM
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At 8/25/07 09:43 PM, Brick-top wrote: I get an erection when I sleep on the couch for some reason.
Wow, me too.
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Posted at: 8/25/07 10:39 PM
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I always get erections when I wake up
i guess thats why its called morning wood
Posted at: 8/25/07 10:43 PM
At 8/25/07 09:46 PM, NeoSoviet wrote: At 8/25/07 09:43 PM, BlueFlameSkulls wrote: You wee playing tug of war with your cock with your dog?Cock tug your dog with your wee playing war of you?
Touche
Posted at: 8/25/07 10:50 PM
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I shook my girlfriend's dad's hand and got one.
worst moment of my life ever
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Posted at: 8/25/07 10:51 PM
At 8/25/07 10:50 PM, ADHD1134 wrote: I shook my girlfriend's dad's hand and got one. worst moment of my life ever
did he notice?
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