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Response to God wants me dead. Mar. 23rd, 2008 @ 10:22 AM Reply

At 9/23/07 02:55 PM, Elemental-Sword wrote:
At 8/30/07 08:48 PM, naruto-ninja999 wrote:
THIS! IS! SPARTAAAA!
. ELEMENTLE! IS! A ASSHOLLLE!

i mean come on even if it did end that way it would still be funny...
Wait did I say that?

He is talking about me.

HFS was copying this story from some other guy and I copy and pasted the ending.

Lawl.

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Response to God wants me dead. Mar. 23rd, 2008 @ 10:36 AM Reply

Happy fucking Easter.


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Response to God wants me dead. Mar. 23rd, 2008 @ 10:51 AM Reply

At 3/23/08 10:36 AM, GOTHCLAWZ wrote: Happy fucking Easter.

You're the best, this is an amazing Easter Present, been a while since I last read this.


I AM THREAD KILLER!

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Response to God wants me dead. Mar. 23rd, 2008 @ 11:07 AM Reply

At 3/23/08 10:22 AM, elementell wrote:
At 9/23/07 02:55 PM, Elemental-Sword wrote:
At 8/30/07 08:48 PM, naruto-ninja999 wrote:
THIS! IS! SPARTAAAA!
. ELEMENTLE! IS! A ASSHOLLLE!

i mean come on even if it did end that way it would still be funny...
Wait did I say that?
He is talking about me.

HFS was copying this story from some other guy and I copy and pasted the ending.

Lawl.

but HFS is the one who posted it on the site, and now he is sharing his creation with us, not that hard to think out, is it?

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Response to God wants me dead. Mar. 23rd, 2008 @ 11:10 AM Reply

At 3/23/08 11:07 AM, cogli-2 wrote:
At 3/23/08 10:22 AM, elementell wrote:
At 9/23/07 02:55 PM, Elemental-Sword wrote:
At 8/30/07 08:48 PM, naruto-ninja999 wrote:
but HFS is the one who posted it on the site, and now he is sharing his creation with us, not that hard to think out, is it?

Someone told him to prove it but he couldn't.

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Response to God wants me dead. Mar. 23rd, 2008 @ 11:13 AM Reply

I hope he succeeds.

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Response to God wants me dead. Mar. 23rd, 2008 @ 11:17 AM Reply

At 3/23/08 11:10 AM, elementell wrote:
At 3/23/08 11:07 AM, cogli-2 wrote:
At 3/23/08 10:22 AM, elementell wrote:
At 9/23/07 02:55 PM, Elemental-Sword wrote:
At 8/30/07 08:48 PM, naruto-ninja999 wrote:
but HFS is the one who posted it on the site, and now he is sharing his creation with us, not that hard to think out, is it?
Someone told him to prove it but he couldn't.

and why should he have to prove something that is his own?
i think that on its own is enough proof, either that or im just making you argue so i can get a cheap laugh

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Response to God wants me dead. Mar. 23rd, 2008 @ 11:23 AM Reply

Well god wants me too dead lets hide in hell

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Response to God wants me dead. Mar. 24th, 2008 @ 03:31 PM Reply

At 3/23/08 10:51 AM, Dog-meat wrote:
At 3/23/08 10:36 AM, GOTHCLAWZ wrote: Happy fucking Easter.
You're the best, this is an amazing Easter Present, been a while since I last read this.

You ain't G, your dog food to me nao.


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Response to God wants me dead. Mar. 24th, 2008 @ 03:46 PM Reply

I still love this story HFS is uber.


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Response to God wants me dead. Mar. 24th, 2008 @ 03:57 PM Reply

he isn't pissed off at you,i don't know whats goin on with you but yeah,if you've done bad,he'll forgive you:)

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Response to God wants me dead. Mar. 24th, 2008 @ 04:00 PM Reply

Holy shit man what you do steal his bong or somein.

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Response to God wants me dead. Mar. 24th, 2008 @ 04:12 PM Reply

tis is freiking gold


underage users there so easy to spot LOL

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Response to God wants me dead. Mar. 24th, 2008 @ 04:30 PM Reply

you could make a book out of this


underage users there so easy to spot LOL

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Response to God wants me dead. Mar. 24th, 2008 @ 06:38 PM Reply

First, my bone marrow finally woke the fuck up and made some platelets so I didn't bleed to death. Good game bone marrow.

I was listening to the song "Bone Marrow" when i read this.

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Response to God wants me dead. Mar. 24th, 2008 @ 06:42 PM Reply

Wow. Thats all I can say.


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Response to God wants me dead. Mar. 24th, 2008 @ 06:55 PM Reply

The term YOUR FUCKED comes in handy here


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Response to God wants me dead. Mar. 26th, 2008 @ 05:54 PM Reply

im puting this in my sig so i never lose it! i dont even care if you stole it or not im just thankfull you brought this to NG!!!


Lol I made my sig in MS paint as I have nothing better. xD
Mr.t is EPIC!

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Response to God wants me dead. Mar. 26th, 2008 @ 05:55 PM Reply

At 3/26/08 05:54 PM, Kazic5000 wrote: im puting this in my sig so i never lose it! i dont even care if you stole it or not im just thankfull you brought this to NG!!!

He didn't steal it...

you jerk.

Weak Men are Hard on Others while Strong Men are Hard on Themselves.

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Response to God wants me dead. Mar. 26th, 2008 @ 06:53 PM Reply

You sir, got a place in my sig. And the end is funny but stupid, god wont stop untill you're hanging on a cross or something... Good luck!

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Response to God wants me dead. Mar. 26th, 2008 @ 08:46 PM Reply

Instant epic thread, gone to my sig. GOOD WORK

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Response to God wants me dead. Apr. 1st, 2008 @ 02:20 PM Reply

At 11/17/07 11:33 PM, Thimbles wrote: lol I remember this thread. It was like an epic journal.

Oh wow. I hate myself for saying that now.


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Response to God wants me dead. Apr. 3rd, 2008 @ 03:43 AM Reply

bump

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Response to God wants me dead. Apr. 3rd, 2008 @ 06:08 AM Reply

At 8/26/07 02:13 PM, elementell wrote: this is the ending

Wow you're an ass you know that seriously go die in a fucking fire

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Response to God wants me dead. Apr. 3rd, 2008 @ 06:09 AM Reply

i dont want you dead... oh wait... you mean the tooth fairy god? please...


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Response to God wants me dead. Apr. 3rd, 2008 @ 06:58 AM Reply

When I first saw the topic "God Wants Me Dead." I thought that this would be just another emo complaining about how life is so unfair etc, etc, but then I started to read your story man and I just cant stop reading it. I would just like to say that it is awesome.

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Response to God wants me dead. Apr. 10th, 2008 @ 03:21 AM Reply

REvived!~W00T!

This story was freaking awesome :D

ty to the person who showed me this link ^.^


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Response to God wants me dead. Apr. 10th, 2008 @ 03:24 AM Reply

I think the BBS does need reminding of it's all mighty goodness. Be careful, We don't want this getting locked though.

Thats why I never revive these old topics

Weak Men are Hard on Others while Strong Men are Hard on Themselves.

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Response to God wants me dead. Apr. 10th, 2008 @ 03:28 AM Reply

The great skyfairy, lovely. I don't the this god you speak of wants you dead and believing so isn't very intelligent.


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Response to God wants me dead. Apr. 10th, 2008 @ 03:29 AM Reply

At 4/10/08 03:28 AM, Gergaloth wrote: The great skyfairy, lovely. I don't the this god you speak of wants you dead and believing so isn't very intelligent.

HAH-HAH!

You made some mistakes in your post
:shit!


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