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And here we have a nominee for Best story of the year.Also,to the guy who spoiled everything:I HOPE YOU DIE,THEN YOU START LIVING AGAIN,SO YOU CAN DIE AGAIN,AND AGAIN,AND AGAIN,SO YOU CAN SEE WHAT BEING A JERK CAN GET YOU,YOU MOTHERFUCKING PIECE OF COW SHIT,BURN!!
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Great story, I felt like I was reading a book. I did not fall into temptation and read the ending!
At 8/25/07 02:52 PM, HOLY-FUCKING-SHIT wrote:
A nurse walks in. It's heparin needle time. She holds a jelly cup in one hand.
I am in medical Stalingrad, and a cold Winter lies ahead.
God is pissed off. Royally pissed off.
And he's coming across the Volga.
I like how God is an angry Russian in this story.
Someone once asked me why I call myself Unimportant. Simple, I said. As a nihilist, that's what I see everyone and everything as. In the end, we are all Unimportant.
Epic win. 20 Epic wins. Now selling tiny mini fan plushies...jking.
That was an excellent story, glad it was not locked.
The last square in life is the gravestone. People who commit suicide are the cheaters who just want to get there quick. Life IS a game. And guess what? I will win.
oh my god. 2 words: fucking epic. In all my years of surfing newgrounds.com. this was the most epic post I have ever seen anywhere. Kudos to you sir, you just restored my ability of breathing.
FOR THE WIN!
This short story should be turned into a movie.
I was expecting a different ending, like your friend throws Psyco Nurse out the window or something.
Still, BEST THREAD EVER!
No! YOU shut up!
At 8/25/07 02:00 PM, Lorkas wrote: God hasn't really punished me that bad...But I was a total asshole to him when I was 7, I used to blame him that I suck at video games.
lol i never did i blamed my brother
Jesus that was amazing, maybe the first 40 minutes of my life well spent. It was a shame some fags tried to ruin it. Please find someone is a good animator, find someone who is an awesome narrator and make a goddamn flash of this.
I think what really gave it an edge was that for the first page i thought it was real.
Wow very nice story.
And the days in that hospital must've sucked.
I like your litteracy.
Makes it seem like a true story.
(Damn you should've published it or something lol)
I really think god IS pissed at you.
It can't all be a coincidence.
thats like saying,
A universe,capable of creating a world,
capable of creating a habitat,
capable of making beings which are capable to live in that habitat,
which are capable to live in space,
which are capable to survive from the resources the planet was capable to give.
IS ALL THE BIG BANG?
well hell no,How can all that be a coincidence?
And that is how ur story relates to fact.=]
It was like.. like Misery, mixed with 300 in some kind of insane medical concoction the likes of which the world has never seen, and is unlikely to see again.
Well, to the guy wrote the story: Fuck you. What could have actually been a good story of NG (for one) had to go pull that shit. Why not throw a few Bel-Airs in there too.
At 9/23/07 02:55 PM, Elemental-Sword wrote:At 8/30/07 08:48 PM, naruto-ninja999 wrote:Wait did I say that?THIS! IS! SPARTAAAA!. ELEMENTLE! IS! A ASSHOLLLE!
i mean come on even if it did end that way it would still be funny...
He is talking about me.
HFS was copying this story from some other guy and I copy and pasted the ending.
At 3/23/08 10:36 AM, GOTHCLAWZ wrote: Happy fucking Easter.
You're the best, this is an amazing Easter Present, been a while since I last read this.
I AM THREAD KILLER!