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Response to God wants me dead. Dec. 2nd, 2007 @ 05:25 AM Reply

There is no god, topic over

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Response to God wants me dead. Dec. 2nd, 2007 @ 09:40 AM Reply

Children, we learned another important lesson for our lifes: Don't screw around with God or God will screw us!

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Response to God wants me dead. Dec. 5th, 2007 @ 07:39 PM Reply

bump!

yay!!!!1


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Response to God wants me dead. Dec. 5th, 2007 @ 08:35 PM Reply

The whole this was amazing.

Until the ending. A 300 joke? I mean, c'mon.


hurrrddurrrrrrrr

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Response to God wants me dead. Dec. 5th, 2007 @ 09:22 PM Reply

Congratulations Sir you stole about 20 minutes of my life that story was amazing

funny too

Thanks to Kalhua for creating my awesome sig!

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Response to God wants me dead. Jan. 24th, 2008 @ 11:10 AM Reply

And here we have a nominee for Best story of the year.Also,to the guy who spoiled everything:I HOPE YOU DIE,THEN YOU START LIVING AGAIN,SO YOU CAN DIE AGAIN,AND AGAIN,AND AGAIN,SO YOU CAN SEE WHAT BEING A JERK CAN GET YOU,YOU MOTHERFUCKING PIECE OF COW SHIT,BURN!!


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Response to God wants me dead. Jan. 24th, 2008 @ 11:15 AM Reply

Tomfulp dont wants you dead you idot


I am mighty Sirguyman OR AM I?
Hail zeus!

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Response to God wants me dead. Feb. 13th, 2008 @ 08:23 PM Reply

Great story, I felt like I was reading a book. I did not fall into temptation and read the ending!


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I have two sig's and you don't

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Response to God wants me dead. Feb. 13th, 2008 @ 08:54 PM Reply

At 8/25/07 02:52 PM, HOLY-FUCKING-SHIT wrote:
A nurse walks in. It's heparin needle time. She holds a jelly cup in one hand.

I am in medical Stalingrad, and a cold Winter lies ahead.

God is pissed off. Royally pissed off.

And he's coming across the Volga.

I like how God is an angry Russian in this story.


Someone once asked me why I call myself Unimportant. Simple, I said. As a nihilist, that's what I see everyone and everything as. In the end, we are all Unimportant.

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Response to God wants me dead. Feb. 14th, 2008 @ 07:23 PM Reply

Epic win. 20 Epic wins. Now selling tiny mini fan plushies...jking.
That was an excellent story, glad it was not locked.


The last square in life is the gravestone. People who commit suicide are the cheaters who just want to get there quick. Life IS a game. And guess what? I will win.

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Response to God wants me dead. Feb. 21st, 2008 @ 11:42 AM Reply

oh my god. 2 words: fucking epic. In all my years of surfing newgrounds.com. this was the most epic post I have ever seen anywhere. Kudos to you sir, you just restored my ability of breathing.

FOR THE WIN!

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Response to God wants me dead. Feb. 21st, 2008 @ 12:56 PM Reply

This short story should be turned into a movie.


Last night as you slept, I touched your face and you smiled!...
but now you frown. A pity. Smiling is healthier.

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Response to God wants me dead. Feb. 21st, 2008 @ 01:57 PM Reply

I was expecting a different ending, like your friend throws Psyco Nurse out the window or something.

Still, BEST THREAD EVER!

No! YOU shut up!
/pout

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Response to God wants me dead. Feb. 21st, 2008 @ 02:41 PM Reply

Fucking. Epic. I applaud you on this amazing story. Hope you do more.


This sentence is false.

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Response to God wants me dead. Feb. 21st, 2008 @ 03:11 PM Reply

Respect.


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Response to God wants me dead. Feb. 21st, 2008 @ 03:19 PM Reply

At 8/25/07 02:00 PM, Lorkas wrote: God hasn't really punished me that bad...But I was a total asshole to him when I was 7, I used to blame him that I suck at video games.

lol i never did i blamed my brother

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Response to God wants me dead. Feb. 21st, 2008 @ 03:32 PM Reply

Jesus that was amazing, maybe the first 40 minutes of my life well spent. It was a shame some fags tried to ruin it. Please find someone is a good animator, find someone who is an awesome narrator and make a goddamn flash of this.

I think what really gave it an edge was that for the first page i thought it was real.

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Response to God wants me dead. Feb. 21st, 2008 @ 04:34 PM Reply

Wow very nice story.
And the days in that hospital must've sucked.

I like your litteracy.
Makes it seem like a true story.
(Damn you should've published it or something lol)

I really think god IS pissed at you.
It can't all be a coincidence.
thats like saying,

A universe,capable of creating a world,
capable of creating a habitat,
capable of making beings which are capable to live in that habitat,
which are capable to live in space,
which are capable to survive from the resources the planet was capable to give.
IS ALL THE BIG BANG?
well hell no,How can all that be a coincidence?
And that is how ur story relates to fact.=]
No coincidences...

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Response to God wants me dead. Feb. 29th, 2008 @ 02:31 PM Reply

This story is too AWESOME to die. BUMPPPPPPPPPP... LIVEEEEEEEE!

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Response to God wants me dead. Feb. 29th, 2008 @ 02:37 PM Reply

God is not real silly.


Check out my profile! l Did Adam and Eve have bellybuttons?

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Response to God wants me dead. Feb. 29th, 2008 @ 02:59 PM Reply

Bookmarked.

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Response to God wants me dead. Feb. 29th, 2008 @ 03:23 PM Reply

It was like.. like Misery, mixed with 300 in some kind of insane medical concoction the likes of which the world has never seen, and is unlikely to see again.
Stunning.


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Response to God wants me dead. Feb. 29th, 2008 @ 04:37 PM Reply

I read the entire thing! I have to say, that was one of the best storys i've read in along time!

Great job!

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Response to God wants me dead. Feb. 29th, 2008 @ 05:06 PM Reply

what, this guy?


BLITZ MY CHAKRAS.

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Response to God wants me dead. Feb. 29th, 2008 @ 05:28 PM Reply

When God wants you die, you just die. You would be here posting if God wanted you there.


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Response to God wants me dead. Feb. 29th, 2008 @ 05:47 PM Reply

"God" is not real

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Response to God wants me dead. Feb. 29th, 2008 @ 05:48 PM Reply

Doesn't matter; God will get you eventually.


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Response to God wants me dead. Mar. 2nd, 2008 @ 09:05 PM Reply

That Elementell guy a few pages back is described right here(_i_i_)


U DO NOT KILL CLOWN.......

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Response to God wants me dead. Mar. 2nd, 2008 @ 10:58 PM Reply

Well, to the guy wrote the story: Fuck you. What could have actually been a good story of NG (for one) had to go pull that shit. Why not throw a few Bel-Airs in there too.

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Response to God wants me dead. Mar. 23rd, 2008 @ 10:18 AM Reply

This stoy is so Fuckin' EPIC.


"I was bored" is not an excuse for making something that SUX.
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