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Response to God wants me dead. 2007-09-30 16:43:42 Reply

This is Copypasta from 4chan how dare you take someone else's lulz.

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Response to God wants me dead. 2007-10-01 15:32:10 Reply

Hey, I'm a novice Israeli writer and I was wondering if you would mind if I loosely translated this story (because some things just really don't fit) and published it here in Israel, with credits to you for writing, and me only for the translation, but if so I will need a name to credit, I won't credit a "Holy-Fucking-Shit"...as lovely as it sounds on paper. So what do you say, want 7 million more readers?


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Response to God wants me dead. 2007-10-09 19:04:44 Reply

bump


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Response to God wants me dead. 2007-10-10 17:48:59 Reply

This was totally epic! It would be amazing if I seen this in my school library someday as a mini-book. You got some MAD skills you piece of HOLY FUCKING SHIT

lol, pun was totally intended

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Response to God wants me dead. 2007-10-10 17:50:03 Reply

At 8/25/07 01:49 PM, Lost-Wisdom wrote: Good story, keep continuing.
On to your 2nd post now.

I agree!

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Response to God wants me dead. 2007-10-13 19:51:34 Reply

That has to be the most epic of endings ever. Good job.


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Response to God wants me dead. 2007-10-13 20:04:04 Reply

wow great story. lol


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Response to God wants me dead. 2007-10-19 23:01:40 Reply

At 8/25/07 03:08 PM, animehater wrote: Quite sad that you feel the only thing that matters in your current existence is a bowl of soup.

hahahahahaha you make it sound so funny when it isgolden and teerifiing.

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Response to God wants me dead. 2007-10-19 23:09:15 Reply

At 8/25/07 03:32 PM, Seatbeltnazi wrote: This was copied and pasted form here...

http://www.flashflashrevolution.com/vbz/
showthread.php?t=76554

Plagaristic Bastard

Fuck you!

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Response to God wants me dead. 2007-10-19 23:30:58 Reply

At 8/30/07 09:08 AM, FluffyBunnyMan wrote: Oh my fucking god that was bloody brilliant... The Japanese School Girl thread was like a 9/10 but this is better... I can't believe I'm doing this but... You get a 10/10. I love your wording SOOO much! It is truly hilarious! It is sad how some cunts linked the actual forum, it sure did ruin it for a lot of people but I have remained true and honorable, I have not faltered and read that site. I remain here. I remain faithful.

This usually never happens, and probably will never happen again but...

You get FluffyBunyMan's patented thumbs up!

You also get cabooses thumb this fucking rules yougotta make something else even if it is fiction even if you have to hurt yourself seveerly you must continue you must!!

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Response to God wants me dead. 2007-10-19 23:34:59 Reply

probably that best bbs story i've ever seen!


Would you like to change SevenBlackRoses into a moderator?

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Response to God wants me dead. 2007-10-19 23:48:19 Reply

wow really good story


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Response to God wants me dead. 2007-11-05 22:35:31 Reply

Amazing story... Purely genious, never before has something so great been created. Keep up the good work.

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Response to God wants me dead. 2007-11-06 22:43:40 Reply

BUMP READ THIS FUKING STORY!!! BUMP!!!

dude u rule!!! rite more, or make it into a flash or something, a book or somthing dude it kicks ass1!!!!ONE
AND WHOEVA RUINED THE ENDING
FUK OFF ILL FIND U AND KILL U BASTARD!!
mods dont delete this thread its too good

I DEMAND THIS THREAD RETURN TO LIFE!!

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Response to God wants me dead. 2007-11-06 22:54:12 Reply

Did he try to drop a 50-ft statue on your head?


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Response to God wants me dead. 2007-11-06 23:02:40 Reply

At 11/6/07 10:54 PM, WinMugen wrote: Did he try to drop a 50-ft statue on your head?

wat god? read the story dumbass

best ever

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Response to God wants me dead. 2007-11-06 23:06:38 Reply

At 11/6/07 11:02 PM, glubgluby wrote:
At 11/6/07 10:54 PM, WinMugen wrote: Did he try to drop a 50-ft statue on your head?
wat god? read the story dumbass
best ever

No comment.


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Response to God wants me dead. 2007-11-06 23:07:06 Reply

cmon ppl POST GODDAMNIT! ITS THE BEST STORY EVER!

200th post

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Response to God wants me dead. 2007-11-06 23:43:40 Reply

is any one reading this story?


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Response to God wants me dead. 2007-11-07 18:51:44 Reply

bump

live


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Response to God wants me dead. 2007-11-17 23:30:12 Reply

this thread must LIIIVE!!!


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Response to God wants me dead. 2007-11-17 23:33:24 Reply

lol I remember this thread. It was like an epic journal.


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Response to God wants me dead. 2007-11-18 04:03:46 Reply

At 11/17/07 11:33 PM, Thimbles wrote: lol I remember this thread. It was like an epic journal.

and it was awesome so it must LIIIIIIIVE!!!


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Response to God wants me dead. 2007-11-18 04:09:22 Reply

I know what its like to feel like god hates you

DERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPP PP

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Response to God wants me dead. 2007-11-18 05:02:49 Reply

i just crapedmypants this is great and i need new pants

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Response to God wants me dead. 2007-11-18 12:50:11 Reply

yay!!! its living again

barely

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Response to God wants me dead. 2007-11-18 14:10:31 Reply

I just read the whole thing. The ending ruined it. I'm sorry, but you had a great chance to make it epic. 8/10


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Response to God wants me dead. 2007-11-19 11:36:20 Reply

woah...THAT was AWESOME!!!
i rly liked the ending xD

10/10

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Response to God wants me dead. 2007-12-02 04:08:43 Reply

im crying bcoz im laffing so hard!

p.s. whoever ruined the ending: YOU BETTER GET USE TO SLEEPING WITH 1 EYE OPEN! COZ UR GONNA DIE!!!!!
or eat poop with me watching and laffing...lol. BUT SEROUISLY SLEEP WITH UR EYES OPEN!!!!!!!!

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Response to God wants me dead. 2007-12-02 04:36:26 Reply

Awsome story.

Funny, original, and more funny.

Awsome.