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God wants me dead.

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Response to God wants me dead. 2007-10-19 23:48:19


wow really good story


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Response to God wants me dead. 2007-11-05 22:35:31


Amazing story... Purely genious, never before has something so great been created. Keep up the good work.

Response to God wants me dead. 2007-11-06 22:43:40


BUMP READ THIS FUKING STORY!!! BUMP!!!

dude u rule!!! rite more, or make it into a flash or something, a book or somthing dude it kicks ass1!!!!ONE
AND WHOEVA RUINED THE ENDING
FUK OFF ILL FIND U AND KILL U BASTARD!!
mods dont delete this thread its too good

I DEMAND THIS THREAD RETURN TO LIFE!!

The world wont end today, its tomorrow in australia!

Response to God wants me dead. 2007-11-06 22:54:12


Did he try to drop a 50-ft statue on your head?


Fire is cold. Ice is hot. Earth is smooth. But you're not.

Response to God wants me dead. 2007-11-06 23:02:40


At 11/6/07 10:54 PM, WinMugen wrote: Did he try to drop a 50-ft statue on your head?

wat god? read the story dumbass

best ever

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Response to God wants me dead. 2007-11-06 23:06:38


At 11/6/07 11:02 PM, glubgluby wrote:
At 11/6/07 10:54 PM, WinMugen wrote: Did he try to drop a 50-ft statue on your head?
wat god? read the story dumbass
best ever

No comment.


Fire is cold. Ice is hot. Earth is smooth. But you're not.

Response to God wants me dead. 2007-11-06 23:07:06


cmon ppl POST GODDAMNIT! ITS THE BEST STORY EVER!

200th post

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Response to God wants me dead. 2007-11-06 23:43:40


is any one reading this story?


The world wont end today, its tomorrow in australia!

Response to God wants me dead. 2007-11-07 18:51:44


bump

live


The world wont end today, its tomorrow in australia!

Response to God wants me dead. 2007-11-17 23:30:12


this thread must LIIIVE!!!


The world wont end today, its tomorrow in australia!

Response to God wants me dead. 2007-11-17 23:33:24


lol I remember this thread. It was like an epic journal.


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Response to God wants me dead. 2007-11-18 04:03:46


At 11/17/07 11:33 PM, Thimbles wrote: lol I remember this thread. It was like an epic journal.

and it was awesome so it must LIIIIIIIVE!!!


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Response to God wants me dead. 2007-11-18 04:09:22


I know what its like to feel like god hates you

DERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPP PP

Response to God wants me dead. 2007-11-18 05:02:49


i just crapedmypants this is great and i need new pants

Response to God wants me dead. 2007-11-18 12:50:11


yay!!! its living again

barely

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Response to God wants me dead. 2007-11-18 14:10:31


I just read the whole thing. The ending ruined it. I'm sorry, but you had a great chance to make it epic. 8/10


Kitala wins at Photoshop. Ask my sig.

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Response to God wants me dead. 2007-11-19 11:36:20


woah...THAT was AWESOME!!!
i rly liked the ending xD

10/10

Response to God wants me dead. 2007-12-02 04:08:43


im crying bcoz im laffing so hard!

p.s. whoever ruined the ending: YOU BETTER GET USE TO SLEEPING WITH 1 EYE OPEN! COZ UR GONNA DIE!!!!!
or eat poop with me watching and laffing...lol. BUT SEROUISLY SLEEP WITH UR EYES OPEN!!!!!!!!

Response to God wants me dead. 2007-12-02 04:36:26


Awsome story.

Funny, original, and more funny.

Awsome.

Response to God wants me dead. 2007-12-02 05:25:21


There is no god, topic over

Response to God wants me dead. 2007-12-02 09:40:37


Children, we learned another important lesson for our lifes: Don't screw around with God or God will screw us!

Response to God wants me dead. 2007-12-05 19:39:29


bump!

yay!!!!1


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Response to God wants me dead. 2007-12-05 20:35:15


The whole this was amazing.

Until the ending. A 300 joke? I mean, c'mon.


hurrrddurrrrrrrr

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Response to God wants me dead. 2007-12-05 21:22:29


Congratulations Sir you stole about 20 minutes of my life that story was amazing

funny too

Thanks to Kalhua for creating my awesome sig!

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Response to God wants me dead. 2008-01-24 11:10:25


And here we have a nominee for Best story of the year.Also,to the guy who spoiled everything:I HOPE YOU DIE,THEN YOU START LIVING AGAIN,SO YOU CAN DIE AGAIN,AND AGAIN,AND AGAIN,SO YOU CAN SEE WHAT BEING A JERK CAN GET YOU,YOU MOTHERFUCKING PIECE OF COW SHIT,BURN!!


Credit for my sig goes to Torkelson. +++The Zombie Survival Crew+++Link in my sig goes to Earfetish's website,which has the best stories ever.

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Response to God wants me dead. 2008-01-24 11:15:31


Tomfulp dont wants you dead you idot


I am mighty Sirguyman OR AM I?

Hail zeus!

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Response to God wants me dead. 2008-02-13 20:23:13


Great story, I felt like I was reading a book. I did not fall into temptation and read the ending!


XBL Gamertag- SkullZero1

I have two sig's and you don't

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Response to God wants me dead. 2008-02-13 20:54:35


At 8/25/07 02:52 PM, HOLY-FUCKING-SHIT wrote:
A nurse walks in. It's heparin needle time. She holds a jelly cup in one hand.

I am in medical Stalingrad, and a cold Winter lies ahead.

God is pissed off. Royally pissed off.

And he's coming across the Volga.

I like how God is an angry Russian in this story.


Someone once asked me why I call myself Unimportant. Simple, I said. As a nihilist, that's what I see everyone and everything as. In the end, we are all Unimportant.

Response to God wants me dead. 2008-02-14 19:23:46


Epic win. 20 Epic wins. Now selling tiny mini fan plushies...jking.
That was an excellent story, glad it was not locked.


The last square in life is the gravestone. People who commit suicide are the cheaters who just want to get there quick. Life IS a game. And guess what? I will win.

Response to God wants me dead. 2008-02-21 11:42:04


oh my god. 2 words: fucking epic. In all my years of surfing newgrounds.com. this was the most epic post I have ever seen anywhere. Kudos to you sir, you just restored my ability of breathing.

FOR THE WIN!