Amazing story... Purely genious, never before has something so great been created. Keep up the good work.
BUMP READ THIS FUKING STORY!!! BUMP!!!
dude u rule!!! rite more, or make it into a flash or something, a book or somthing dude it kicks ass1!!!!ONE
AND WHOEVA RUINED THE ENDING
FUK OFF ILL FIND U AND KILL U BASTARD!!
mods dont delete this thread its too good
I DEMAND THIS THREAD RETURN TO LIFE!!
At 11/6/07 10:54 PM, WinMugen wrote: Did he try to drop a 50-ft statue on your head?
wat god? read the story dumbass
best ever
At 11/6/07 11:02 PM, glubgluby wrote:At 11/6/07 10:54 PM, WinMugen wrote: Did he try to drop a 50-ft statue on your head?wat god? read the story dumbass
best ever
No comment.
cmon ppl POST GODDAMNIT! ITS THE BEST STORY EVER!
200th post
lol I remember this thread. It was like an epic journal.
At 11/17/07 11:33 PM, Thimbles wrote: lol I remember this thread. It was like an epic journal.
and it was awesome so it must LIIIIIIIVE!!!
I know what its like to feel like god hates you
DERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPP PP
i just crapedmypants this is great and i need new pants
woah...THAT was AWESOME!!!
i rly liked the ending xD
10/10
im crying bcoz im laffing so hard!
p.s. whoever ruined the ending: YOU BETTER GET USE TO SLEEPING WITH 1 EYE OPEN! COZ UR GONNA DIE!!!!!
or eat poop with me watching and laffing...lol. BUT SEROUISLY SLEEP WITH UR EYES OPEN!!!!!!!!
Awsome story.
Funny, original, and more funny.
Awsome.
Children, we learned another important lesson for our lifes: Don't screw around with God or God will screw us!
The whole this was amazing.
Until the ending. A 300 joke? I mean, c'mon.
hurrrddurrrrrrrr
Congratulations Sir you stole about 20 minutes of my life that story was amazing
funny too
And here we have a nominee for Best story of the year.Also,to the guy who spoiled everything:I HOPE YOU DIE,THEN YOU START LIVING AGAIN,SO YOU CAN DIE AGAIN,AND AGAIN,AND AGAIN,SO YOU CAN SEE WHAT BEING A JERK CAN GET YOU,YOU MOTHERFUCKING PIECE OF COW SHIT,BURN!!
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I am mighty Sirguyman OR AM I?
Hail zeus!
Great story, I felt like I was reading a book. I did not fall into temptation and read the ending!
At 8/25/07 02:52 PM, HOLY-FUCKING-SHIT wrote:
A nurse walks in. It's heparin needle time. She holds a jelly cup in one hand.
I am in medical Stalingrad, and a cold Winter lies ahead.
God is pissed off. Royally pissed off.
And he's coming across the Volga.
I like how God is an angry Russian in this story.
Epic win. 20 Epic wins. Now selling tiny mini fan plushies...jking.
That was an excellent story, glad it was not locked.
oh my god. 2 words: fucking epic. In all my years of surfing newgrounds.com. this was the most epic post I have ever seen anywhere. Kudos to you sir, you just restored my ability of breathing.
FOR THE WIN!